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I heard the publishers force ghost writers to have reconstructive plastic surgery and have extensive acting training to ensure they can adequately pass for the author at all book signings (because which author would want to do *that*!).

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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 1d

Went from 43 to 63, and got so much loot, well.... Houston, we have a problem.

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Potato Jolson @thejolson.bsky.social · 2d

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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 1d

Well, he *could* put it in your can...

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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 2d

"It's Ares-in' time!"

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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 2d

I hope you don't get a call from the worst of all things: The Phantom Men: ICE.

Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 2d

Any news on Olive's kidneys? Or her spleen? Were they involved at all?

Are telepaths' powers diminished if their tonsils are removed?

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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 2d

Ouch. It looked like a good price without shipping. Sorry.

Good luck in the hunt!

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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 2d

Does this ship to the US?

amzn.eu/d/5O92WXy

PAW PATROL Toy Vehicle Themed Vehicle Boomer I: Amazon.de: Spielzeug

amzn.eu

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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 2d

"Oh, now, now, now, now, now, just a minute. You must understand, my dear: On the twelfth ass-clap, the spell will be broken, and everything will be as it was before."

Canadian Mech-X4 Donald 🇨🇦🤖🦾 @rangerdonald.bsky.social · 4d

Disney’s Cinderella statue with HUGE DAT ASS bum.

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Snacko Racko @snackoracko.bsky.social · 3d

Remember it is important to not only take care of yourself but your plushies too!

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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 2d

He knows.

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Nick Roche @nickroche.bsky.social · 2d

IF YOU SEE A FADED SIGN BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD
THAT SAYS

'Table B-52, @2000ad.bsky.social Hall'

Then you've found my spot @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social!

YOU'LL COME AND SEE ME THERE, RIGHT?

(Not you, Fred Schneider)

Thought Bubble Festival @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social · 3d

WHO LIKES MAPS?!

Here are the full maps for all four halls of Thought Bubble Comic Convention 2025, including the full listings of all exhibitors, publishers, guests and more!

Take a look: www.thoughtbubblefestival.com/maps

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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 2d

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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 2d

I know. 😉

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Scrounge @scrounge.bsky.social · 3d

But what <pause for effect> did Bob say?

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