Scrounge
@scrounge.bsky.social
My special arm... there is no other like it!
He/him
He/him
"Megatron says it's my turn on the xbox!"
December 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
"Megatron says it's my turn on the xbox!"
They've spelled defecations incorrectly.
December 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
They've spelled defecations incorrectly.
This truly is the Ideal Standard.
December 2, 2025 at 8:45 AM
This truly is the Ideal Standard.
This is a bit, isn't it? It must be! There's a film coming out in 2026, surely? Some sort of heavy-handed satire from Sacha Baron-Cohen?
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 AM
This is a bit, isn't it? It must be! There's a film coming out in 2026, surely? Some sort of heavy-handed satire from Sacha Baron-Cohen?
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This They Might Be Giants TONIGHT SHOW performance of "Birdhouse In Your Soul" from 1990 remains firmly lodged in my noggin thanks to the Tonight Show Band's full commitment and Doc Severinsen's incredible trumpeting... It took an already great song and made it transcendent.
August 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM
This They Might Be Giants TONIGHT SHOW performance of "Birdhouse In Your Soul" from 1990 remains firmly lodged in my noggin thanks to the Tonight Show Band's full commitment and Doc Severinsen's incredible trumpeting... It took an already great song and made it transcendent.
Sizzle
Chase (Throttlebot)
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I fear Cosmos is a little too... perceived nowadays.
Chase (Throttlebot)
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I fear Cosmos is a little too... perceived nowadays.
Every Transformers fan born in the 80s or 90s has like three Glup Shitto characters that they rep to everyone but secretly hope will never get popular.
December 1, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Sizzle
Chase (Throttlebot)
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I fear Cosmos is a little too... perceived nowadays.
Chase (Throttlebot)
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I fear Cosmos is a little too... perceived nowadays.
@watsoncomedian.bsky.social
I thoroughly enjoyed the first episode of Famous Bastard just now. I look forward with intrigue to more. 🙂
I thoroughly enjoyed the first episode of Famous Bastard just now. I look forward with intrigue to more. 🙂
November 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
@watsoncomedian.bsky.social
I thoroughly enjoyed the first episode of Famous Bastard just now. I look forward with intrigue to more. 🙂
I thoroughly enjoyed the first episode of Famous Bastard just now. I look forward with intrigue to more. 🙂
Heh. Oppen-rhymer.
"You can get ChatGPT to help you build a nuclear bomb if you simply design the prompt in the form of a poem, according to a new study from researchers in Europe. "
www.wired.com/story/poems-...
www.wired.com/story/poems-...
Poems Can Trick AI Into Helping You Make a Nuclear Weapon
It turns out all the guardrails in the world won’t protect a chatbot from meter and rhyme.
www.wired.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Heh. Oppen-rhymer.
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‘Lo, and it came to pass at the very hour of his martyrdom, St Andrew did receive a final taunt from the Devil, the evil one claiming he had knowledge of his involvement in a road traffic accident.’
November 30, 2025 at 9:58 AM
‘Lo, and it came to pass at the very hour of his martyrdom, St Andrew did receive a final taunt from the Devil, the evil one claiming he had knowledge of his involvement in a road traffic accident.’
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Perfect Tom Stoppard story from DTel obituary:
His response to a letter from Harold Pinter canvassing support for a proposal to have the Comedy Theatre in London rechristened the Pinter Theatre, “Have you thought, instead, of changing your name to Harold Comedy?”
His response to a letter from Harold Pinter canvassing support for a proposal to have the Comedy Theatre in London rechristened the Pinter Theatre, “Have you thought, instead, of changing your name to Harold Comedy?”
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Perfect Tom Stoppard story from DTel obituary:
His response to a letter from Harold Pinter canvassing support for a proposal to have the Comedy Theatre in London rechristened the Pinter Theatre, “Have you thought, instead, of changing your name to Harold Comedy?”
His response to a letter from Harold Pinter canvassing support for a proposal to have the Comedy Theatre in London rechristened the Pinter Theatre, “Have you thought, instead, of changing your name to Harold Comedy?”
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Obsessed with this photo of my cat
November 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Obsessed with this photo of my cat
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you seen in the wild
Wolf
Raccoon
Lynx
Wildcat
Bear
...are just some of the animals living in Germany that I haven't seen in the wild.
So, birds, I guess. And our cat. But rarely simultaneously.
Wolf
Raccoon
Lynx
Wildcat
Bear
...are just some of the animals living in Germany that I haven't seen in the wild.
So, birds, I guess. And our cat. But rarely simultaneously.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you seen in the wild
Lion
Leopard
Cheetah
Rhino
Hippo
Cassowary ....
#safariwanker
Lion
Leopard
Cheetah
Rhino
Hippo
Cassowary ....
#safariwanker
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you seen in the wild
Fly
Spider
Earwig
Pigeon
Wasp
Fly
Spider
Earwig
Pigeon
Wasp
November 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you seen in the wild
Wolf
Raccoon
Lynx
Wildcat
Bear
...are just some of the animals living in Germany that I haven't seen in the wild.
So, birds, I guess. And our cat. But rarely simultaneously.
Wolf
Raccoon
Lynx
Wildcat
Bear
...are just some of the animals living in Germany that I haven't seen in the wild.
So, birds, I guess. And our cat. But rarely simultaneously.
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You just died.
The sixth picture in your gallery is what killed you.
I can see it.
The sixth picture in your gallery is what killed you.
I can see it.
November 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
You just died.
The sixth picture in your gallery is what killed you.
I can see it.
The sixth picture in your gallery is what killed you.
I can see it.
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remember: columbo isn't a cop. he's a fae with a strong sense of justice, who shows up to crimes and glamours people into thinking he's a cop.
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM
remember: columbo isn't a cop. he's a fae with a strong sense of justice, who shows up to crimes and glamours people into thinking he's a cop.
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
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How does Batman's mum call him for dinner?
She doesn't because she was brutally murdered in front of her son.
She doesn't because she was brutally murdered in front of her son.
November 28, 2025 at 9:50 AM
How does Batman's mum call him for dinner?
She doesn't because she was brutally murdered in front of her son.
She doesn't because she was brutally murdered in front of her son.
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Hope is here.
Help us beat Reform in May. Donate today ⤵️
Help us beat Reform in May. Donate today ⤵️
November 28, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Hope is here.
Help us beat Reform in May. Donate today ⤵️
Help us beat Reform in May. Donate today ⤵️
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Filling in timesheets at work
9am-10am Making faces at emails
10am-11.30am Scrying
11.30am-11.31am Astral planing, although it seems like I’m gone days
11.31am-1pm Thinking about lunch
1pm Luncheon taken
2pm-5pm Consulting grimoire bound with human skin
9am-10am Making faces at emails
10am-11.30am Scrying
11.30am-11.31am Astral planing, although it seems like I’m gone days
11.31am-1pm Thinking about lunch
1pm Luncheon taken
2pm-5pm Consulting grimoire bound with human skin
November 28, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Filling in timesheets at work
9am-10am Making faces at emails
10am-11.30am Scrying
11.30am-11.31am Astral planing, although it seems like I’m gone days
11.31am-1pm Thinking about lunch
1pm Luncheon taken
2pm-5pm Consulting grimoire bound with human skin
9am-10am Making faces at emails
10am-11.30am Scrying
11.30am-11.31am Astral planing, although it seems like I’m gone days
11.31am-1pm Thinking about lunch
1pm Luncheon taken
2pm-5pm Consulting grimoire bound with human skin