SapphicSelene
@sapphicselene.bsky.social
She/Her - 34 - Episcopalian (The gay as fuck US Anglican Church) ✝️ - AnCom - Himejoshi - Chronic Weeb
Occasionally reblogs left-wing Christian opinions and NSFW yuri art. Reader beware 👻
Located in so-called Springfield Oregon
Occasionally reblogs left-wing Christian opinions and NSFW yuri art. Reader beware 👻
Located in so-called Springfield Oregon
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two out of two wiener dogs agree, the popcorn machine is the world’s best single-use kitchen gadget
November 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
two out of two wiener dogs agree, the popcorn machine is the world’s best single-use kitchen gadget
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Ami: I think, my dear Mami, that we'll have this case solved in a Fortnite!
Mami: Don't you mean a fortnight?
Ami: No, what I mean to say is that the perpetrator is likely bragging about their misdeeds on a Fortnite server as we speak! Come, let us make use of Anna's computer and login!
Mami: Don't you mean a fortnight?
Ami: No, what I mean to say is that the perpetrator is likely bragging about their misdeeds on a Fortnite server as we speak! Come, let us make use of Anna's computer and login!
November 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Ami: I think, my dear Mami, that we'll have this case solved in a Fortnite!
Mami: Don't you mean a fortnight?
Ami: No, what I mean to say is that the perpetrator is likely bragging about their misdeeds on a Fortnite server as we speak! Come, let us make use of Anna's computer and login!
Mami: Don't you mean a fortnight?
Ami: No, what I mean to say is that the perpetrator is likely bragging about their misdeeds on a Fortnite server as we speak! Come, let us make use of Anna's computer and login!
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Try walking on stilts
竹馬を買ってもらいましたっ☆おおむね成功ですっ☆
竹馬を買ってもらいましたっ☆おおむね成功ですっ☆
November 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Try walking on stilts
竹馬を買ってもらいましたっ☆おおむね成功ですっ☆
竹馬を買ってもらいましたっ☆おおむね成功ですっ☆
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Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is a soulless and soul-destroying game that thinks exceptionally little of its players and developers.
My one-star review for @restart.run:
www.restart.run/articles/cal...
My one-star review for @restart.run:
www.restart.run/articles/cal...
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 Review | Restart
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is an underwhelming, frustrating experience, even at its best.
www.restart.run
November 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is a soulless and soul-destroying game that thinks exceptionally little of its players and developers.
My one-star review for @restart.run:
www.restart.run/articles/cal...
My one-star review for @restart.run:
www.restart.run/articles/cal...
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Imagine using one of these and then it gets hacked and jerks you off so fast it rips your dick clean off
November 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Imagine using one of these and then it gets hacked and jerks you off so fast it rips your dick clean off
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The modern people of Sendai, seen here being way more cool than Jacksonville, Florida
November 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The modern people of Sendai, seen here being way more cool than Jacksonville, Florida
FUCK THE BRITISH ARMY. JUSTICE FOR THE REAVEY FAMILY.
November 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
FUCK THE BRITISH ARMY. JUSTICE FOR THE REAVEY FAMILY.
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Jesus our king does not rule by pushing harder and gripping tighter in order to subdue his opponents, Jesus our king subverts the whole idea of power and sovereignty to open the way, not to victory, but freedom, healing, peace.
(5/5) ⚓️
(5/5) ⚓️
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Jesus our king does not rule by pushing harder and gripping tighter in order to subdue his opponents, Jesus our king subverts the whole idea of power and sovereignty to open the way, not to victory, but freedom, healing, peace.
(5/5) ⚓️
(5/5) ⚓️
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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The guards: The moon is going to fall! We must cancel the carnival and evacuate immediately!
The construction workers: What a bunch of liberal horse hockey! The carnival will go on!
This dude: Hey Mr Mayor, I've got a great startup company in San Francisco that can ask AI to solve this issue for us
The construction workers: What a bunch of liberal horse hockey! The carnival will go on!
This dude: Hey Mr Mayor, I've got a great startup company in San Francisco that can ask AI to solve this issue for us
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The guards: The moon is going to fall! We must cancel the carnival and evacuate immediately!
The construction workers: What a bunch of liberal horse hockey! The carnival will go on!
This dude: Hey Mr Mayor, I've got a great startup company in San Francisco that can ask AI to solve this issue for us
The construction workers: What a bunch of liberal horse hockey! The carnival will go on!
This dude: Hey Mr Mayor, I've got a great startup company in San Francisco that can ask AI to solve this issue for us
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Bill White: 🎵I saw Ron Paul there, at the Nazi Thai dinner!🎵
Nazis on a Nazi forum for some reason:
Nazis on a Nazi forum for some reason:
November 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Bill White: 🎵I saw Ron Paul there, at the Nazi Thai dinner!🎵
Nazis on a Nazi forum for some reason:
Nazis on a Nazi forum for some reason:
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
Michelle Mouton is getting me the fuck outta here in her souped up Audi Quattro lol
Michelle Mouton is getting me the fuck outta here in her souped up Audi Quattro lol
November 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
Michelle Mouton is getting me the fuck outta here in her souped up Audi Quattro lol
Michelle Mouton is getting me the fuck outta here in her souped up Audi Quattro lol
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My cat was staring at me eating chicken wings like
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
My cat was staring at me eating chicken wings like
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"The year was Meiji 1. 1868 by the Western calendar. Since the days of Date Masamune, there have been men who wanted to brew, men who wanted to teach and some, dear listener, who wanted to do both".
Me, having a Friday Night History brain: Oh, it was founded at the beginning of the Meiji era
Hard to overstate Siebel's impact on the US brewing industry. It was founded in 1868 and has trained literal generations of US brewing talent. Survived Prohibition by teaching baking and other adjacent trades. If your favorite brewer didn't go there, their favorite brewer did. An immeasurable loss.
November 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
"The year was Meiji 1. 1868 by the Western calendar. Since the days of Date Masamune, there have been men who wanted to brew, men who wanted to teach and some, dear listener, who wanted to do both".
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Trump not only take beer; Trump take beer's future.
NEW: Today the Siebel Institute—the US' oldest/most prestigious brewing school & a cornerstone of the industry globally—announced its relocation from Chicago to Montreal, citing "[r]ecent regulatory changes in the US [that] have made it much more challenging for many of our international students."
November 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Trump not only take beer; Trump take beer's future.
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this is one of those things I've been quoting for as long as I've been on the internet and I have to actively try to not just repeat it as often as I feel like or else everyone will think I'm insane
November 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
this is one of those things I've been quoting for as long as I've been on the internet and I have to actively try to not just repeat it as often as I feel like or else everyone will think I'm insane
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not just ICE too, CBP if not all of DHS needs to go
We white folks need to come right out and say, not just defund ICE, but ABOLISH ICE.
We should not have these jackbooted thugs abducting people off the streets and abusing them in illegal concentration camps.
We should not have these jackbooted thugs abducting people off the streets and abusing them in illegal concentration camps.
November 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
not just ICE too, CBP if not all of DHS needs to go
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Gotta say, feelin' pretty dang great after six years on the ol' pretty pills 🥰
November 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Gotta say, feelin' pretty dang great after six years on the ol' pretty pills 🥰
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s c r e a m i n g
November 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
s c r e a m i n g
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Popeye.mp4 (Reupload)
November 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Popeye.mp4 (Reupload)