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SapphicSelene
@sapphicselene.bsky.social
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She/Her - 34 - Episcopalian (The gay as fuck US Anglican Church) ✝️ - AnCom - Himejoshi - Chronic Weeb

Occasionally reblogs left-wing Christian opinions and NSFW yuri art. Reader beware 👻

Located in so-called Springfield Oregon
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Lol there's a Pazaak game on the Play Store.
#KOTOR #KOTOR2
Screenshot of Pazaak Cantina, showing a Pazaak game in progress. I have a 7 played out on my side, while my opponent has a 4. My side deck has two +4 cards, a +3, and a +1.
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Bill White: 🎵I saw Ron Paul there, at the Nazi Thai dinner!🎵
Nazis on a Nazi forum for some reason:
November 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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It's amazing how I've cleaned tons of elementary schools, and yet its one particular bathroom used by an adult white collar worker that's been the worst smell of my career so far.
Alice and Karen from Kiniro Mosaic shocked and horrified.
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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I ran into this Ferengi ass nerd ☝️🤓 while looking up the pros and cons of different fighting styles in Knights of the Old Republic 2
#KOTOR2 #KOTOR
1 think the single lightsaber is still under- valued as a defence posture. Dual weilding, or a double blade, are increasing the complexity of the battle. You certainly have more resources to attack with, and defend with, but now the administration of these resources demands your focus be divided.l think that should have a bigger impact on defence than is current!ly represented in the game. (What's that? Do I hear females in the audience bursting to make some comment about multi-tasking?)
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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My operating system has transitioned and become an idol lol (art source: www.pixiv.net/artworks/127...)
#TheIdolmaster #LinuxMint #LMDE #Debian
Chihaya Kisaragi in a starry idol outfit, smiling and putting her right hand out. The right hand has had the Debian logo put on the pad of her pointer finger like a fingerprint. To her right is written "Chihaya Kisaragi [Debian swirl and official logo] Edition". Below is another image of her and her gf Haruka, in the same outfit, smiling and sitting back to back.
November 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Me and this bad bitch from the space mafia hitting it up in a gay bar on a Sunday morning
#KOTOR2
Screenshot of Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 2. I am standing to the left, wearing ninja-esque robes and some scifi sunglasses. I am holding two swords (one visible). In front of me is a hot red head woman wearing a one piece swimsuit in black, black elbow gloves, and black thigh highs. Butting between us is a big green skinned pig dude looking like Ganon from the original Legend of Zelda. The swimsuit lady is saying "Good, I like that in a woman."
November 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Me @ all trans women
#GushingOverMagicalGirls
Utena from Gushing over Magical Girls yelling "You're all goddesses when you transform! Absolute QUEENS!"
November 16, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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When a woman realizes she's a dom mid-session
#GushingOverMagicalGirls
Magia Azure from Gushing Over Magical Girls getting her boob sucked by Sulfur in a doll dress and kissed on the face by Magenta in a suit. She is saying "I'm...a mommy? Have I always been a mommy?"
November 16, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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I'm a smug little fuck who is like "But MY priest is a priest because I'm Episcopalian" lol
A smug anime girl from The Idolmaster.
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Doing the reposting of funny Tumblr posts, featuring me:
sentimentalslut 2d ago everyone has the right to representation. but any private law firm that will happily take a very guility and problematic client and help them avoid any accountability feeds 'so many other problems* very guilty and problematic client" holy copaganda batman sentimentalslut Yesterday let's start parsing who does and doesn't deserve representation and assign moral weight to agreeing to protect their rights I don't see how this could possibly go wrong julian-asher Yesterday sorry but reading "problematic" just makes me think the client was guilty of a headcannon op didnt like sapphicselene 2m ago "My client thinks Shioriko Mifune grows up to be an Anglican priest but I grew up Pentecostal so I don't really f*ck with Religion 🫤 My client's "queer" but likes Religion so she is probably a cryptofash so l'm gonna tell her s y b a u 🥀 and drop her:"
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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I've ran out of things to do an hour before my first break vs I've ran out of things to do an hour before my first break.
Kita from Bocchi the Rock beaming. Chihaya from The Idolmaster looking up at the ceiling while laying in bed with a blank face.
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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And this is why I'm Episcopalian instead of Roman Catholic. One step forward and two steps back with these motherfuckers, I swear.
November 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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The Episcopal Church has a chatbot 😒 This seems against our call to be good stewards to God's green earth.
Lily the mahjong nun angry with tears in the corners of her eyes.
November 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Me seeing the news this morning
#XenobladeX #XenobladeChroniclesX
Dead Bart meme. Lisa: Mom, Dad, Xenoblade X switch 2 update! Homer and Marge: Gasp Bart rising from his seeming death: That's right! Xenoblade X on the Switch 2 updated to be as bug free as the Switch 1 version!
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Omg I found me in Mahjong Soul lol
#MahjongSoul
Lily Kitahara, a blonde haired Lily holding anime nun from Mahjong Soul.
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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I wanna get substantially docked omg
A young woman from a manga sexually aroused as she grips her cell phone tight, looking at it with big eyes, sweat, and a half open smile. The words "thrill " surround her a couple of times.
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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It's foggy where I am.
A road and a heavy machinery rental business. Just beyond the business is Nintendo 64 levels of fog.
November 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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My Anarchist and working class ass not liking how becoming a priest is effectively limited to the upper middle class and above VS seeing the result of the Evangelicals letting any old dipshit become a pastor.
Nijika from Bocchi the Rock pissed off. Sesame Street book showing Grover looking down at something with the light fading from his eyes as text says "Grover stopped smiling."
November 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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I got disproportionately mad at something minor today, girls
Gawr Gura with her eyebrows and eyes down in a facial expression showing mixed low emotions.
November 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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My cat is learning how to play Riichi Mahjong lol
#RiichiMahjong #RiichiCity
My cat looking down at an open laptop screen showing the Linux client of Riichi City being installed on Steam. My cat sniffing the briefcase that holds my mahjong set.
November 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Yuzu's so cute
#KitsuneTails
Screenshot of Kitsune Tails showing Yuzu the purple haired kitsune girl talking to her friend. Yuzu is saying "I was thinking! I was thinking that the cave mushrooms looked delicious!" Screenshot of Kitsune Tails of Yuzu saying "Don't worry! I'll be back in two shakes of a tail!"
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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My girl Penny's on the progesterone lol
Penny from Stardew Valley blushing and saying "Um, Emily? A farm seems like a good place for children, don't you think?" A simple note in Stardew Valley that reads "Meet me in the bath house after dark. -Penny"
November 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Detractors: How can Rudolf Diesel, the inventor of the ice cube maker, make a hot engine?

Diesel: ☝️🤓 Well ackshully, the temperature of absolute zero is -273C, so anything above that is heat.

Detractors:
An illustrated 1920s style white man looking so disappointed and tired. Above him is the single word "Don't. "
November 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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When the horror story horrifies you
("Madness Above the Clouds" as performed in season 5 of @thenosleeppodcast.bsky.social )
Hanamaru from Love Live sunshine yelling as speed lines are focusing on her. Added yellow subtitles read [loud screaming]
November 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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You after helping raise me as a Christian only for me to become a Anglo-Catholic:
Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory crying and looking at an image taped to the inside of his school locker. Originally it depicted Albert Einstein, but it has been edited here to show Soren Kirkegaard instead.
November 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM