Samus But a Goth Girl 🎃🕷️
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Recovering film school transsexual. Once wrote a 10 page paper on Wile E. Coyote for a sociology class in college. I have incessant hot takes about Doctor Who and you're gonna hear 'em! She/her
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New Donk City implies the existence of James, the Duke of Donk
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he's figured it out but just thought "I can't deal with this Lupin III shit today."
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Good lord police you're looking for someone who robbed an art museum the guy is RIGHT THERE
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Four years ago today I took a picture of an adorable and slightly damp Puppy Trinket 🥺
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The reason the actual bulk of the American left bloc hasn't praised this while the New York Times, POLITICO, WaPo, the entirety of the GOP, Biden, Clinton, Blinken, McGurk, etc do praise it is because we know the ceasefire is fake.
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THIS THIS THIS!
Before the ACA was passed, my physician told me NOT to get genetic testing. For the cancer that killed my mom.

They told me not to because if I did, I might not be able to get affordable health insurance. Or any health insurance.
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You might call them losers, even
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A guy I knew in school posts pictures of him with half a million dollar sports cars and women in bikinis and whatnot. I learned the other day he rents the cars and pay the girls for 10-minute photo shoots. He sells a grindset online course.
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The thing about these grindset lifestyle posts is that they're all fake. None of it is real.
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decades of sophisticated political philosophy dedicated to the criticism of rights discourse, theories of alienation from “organic community,” and advocacy for post-liberal forms of “counter-politics” have all led to Donald Trump posting an AI video of himself as a king shitting out of a plane
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Vance spokesperson: “Gavin Newsom wants people to think this exercise is dangerous.”

<shrapnel hits Vance’s motorcade>

Vance spokesperson: No comment.
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I also feel like his romanticization of film makes a lot of sense since he's a video game executive so he's intimately familiar with the challenges with games while his only experience with film is studios bending over backwards to please him so they can keep the ip with their studio
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do you think people would be more normal about miyamoto if they remembered that he's an executive more than he is a developer these days

maybe he sounds like an executive in every interview because he is one?

it's like how people still see aonuma as the lead dev of zelda but he's just the producer
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I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.
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Whether pepper ball launchers or real guns, this happens almost every day now.
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I feel like they’re burying the lead a bit
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imagining paying for a service where i want to search something on google and it tells me no, it’s too tired to do that
This person is paying OpenAI two hundred dollars a month to have a chatbot gaslight them about making an excel spreadsheet
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a perfect story. no notes
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holy fuck????
Am I the only one bothered by the fact that Vera Drew visited the Criterion Closet a year ago and there’s no video of her talking about the movies she picked?
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I’m always happy when libs get in the streets, because seeing up close how the police treat protesters is one of the most radicalizing things that can happen to most people