I’m always happy when libs get in the streets, because seeing up close how the police treat protesters is one of the most radicalizing things that can happen to most people

Leaving my car in front of a fire hydrant as a parking test.

i am so owned by the overton window shifting over to some of my personally held positions

please, please keep owning me, please I don't know if I'll be able to take it

There is something truly interesting about watching her nervously try to remember the full url of the shopping website. It’s like seeing someone make fire by rubbing sticks together. Could I learn do it with lots of practice? Probably. But we’ll never know for sure.

Quark too 😊 and Garak!

Your life is empty because you’re too scared to love anyone, even yourself. You are in hell by choice.

Vampires never expect my blood to be carbonated

It’s about longing! That’s as fall as it gets!

Yeah man. We can tell. I love googling a specific issue and then skimming thirty websites that all somehow have a hundred paragraphs of different rephrasings of the sentence I searched for

Saw you get cooked by those two white ladies because you took aipac money

Let Me See the Colts is such a good song

Yucky

iheartradio podcasts are good if you like listening to as much ad content as actual content. Good balance tbh. Magic spoon, meundies, and fifteen gruesome murder investigation ads before ten minutes of my show.

Every day my enemies get more annoyed.

Your profile picture is Kamala Harris

I watched the video of an apparent ice agent chucking her onto the pavement. She’s allowed to say some stuff that is surface level good, but rife with problematic subtext. That’s left unity 😊

Such a beautifully circuitous way to out oneself as a Blank Check listener

when you look at the things people are doing now on their phones it makes you wonder if there was some new kind of virus a few years ago that makes people dumber every time they catch it

I’ve received multiple death threats + doxing (including my home address) directly following harassment from Turning Point USA, Jack Posobiec, Andy NGO, + Fox News which called me an antifa ‘financier.’

I have been forced to move my classes online.

If journalists want to talk, DM me or reply here.

First day of clown college and dawg this is so confusing. It’s too hard I can’t do it. I woke up too late for carpool (tiny car) so I had to take the SillyBus. I finally get to class and what do they hand me?? The sillybus ??

I choose the tasteful midcentury home with fenced yard and two car garage. I set it on the conveyor belt. The cashier scans it. No beep. Scans again. No beep.

“Huh. …guess it must be free.”

I was about 35 when I started to feel “old,” but I try to remind myself the age I am in the present is the youngest I’ll ever be. Now that I’m not 35 anymore, I know I was young then. And when I’m 70, I’ll know I was young today. You’re doing great. Look how many people care for you. Keep going ♥️

“Yes, my beautiful prince. Thank you for asking. The answer to your brilliant question, what’s five plus three, is undoubtedly 100. Which, incidentally, is what you’ve been keeping it, sir. How else may I assist you today?”