Samwise
@samuelgamgee.bsky.social
Gas giant defender, joviophile
'He concludes that [Sam] "had the gift of every talent except that of using them consistently to achieve any sensible aim or in behalf of any discernible cause"'
He/him
'He concludes that [Sam] "had the gift of every talent except that of using them consistently to achieve any sensible aim or in behalf of any discernible cause"'
He/him
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Samwise
@samuelgamgee.bsky.social
· Feb 12
The physical fatigue that comes with feeling grief every single day about the country you live in, the people who run it, the world you are a part of.
😮💨
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Department of Defense Law of War Manual, Sec. 18.3.2.1 states the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders.
What’s its key example? Wait for it . . . It’s "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
What’s its key example? Wait for it . . . It’s "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
December 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Department of Defense Law of War Manual, Sec. 18.3.2.1 states the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders.
What’s its key example? Wait for it . . . It’s "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
What’s its key example? Wait for it . . . It’s "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
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u just know someone has bad taste in music if they use spotify
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
u just know someone has bad taste in music if they use spotify
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I eat a big big slice of aged cheddar cheese and then I fall asleep for 100 years
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I eat a big big slice of aged cheddar cheese and then I fall asleep for 100 years
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I think the pulling of "offensive" episodes of modern TV shows from streaming is such a copout and gives too much protection to the creators who *knew* the stuff was offensive at the time.
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I think the pulling of "offensive" episodes of modern TV shows from streaming is such a copout and gives too much protection to the creators who *knew* the stuff was offensive at the time.
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🎄 We just have to find MELIA a forever home by Christmas 🎄
Heres her bio. Shelter contact information is there. Please read it, maybe you're the one for her. If not repost. Her human is out there. We have to find them. 🤞
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24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/...
Heres her bio. Shelter contact information is there. Please read it, maybe you're the one for her. If not repost. Her human is out there. We have to find them. 🤞
⬇️
24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/...
November 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
🎄 We just have to find MELIA a forever home by Christmas 🎄
Heres her bio. Shelter contact information is there. Please read it, maybe you're the one for her. If not repost. Her human is out there. We have to find them. 🤞
⬇️
24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/...
Heres her bio. Shelter contact information is there. Please read it, maybe you're the one for her. If not repost. Her human is out there. We have to find them. 🤞
⬇️
24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/...
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I’m firing my wife tonight before she can do this to me
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I’m firing my wife tonight before she can do this to me
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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grok, fuck my wife in an epic manner. more vulgar, grok. use forbidden words
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
grok, fuck my wife in an epic manner. more vulgar, grok. use forbidden words
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Every season, they make Canister Damascus (Google it) with white out—something that elicits audible groans from the judges literally every time, and pretty much always leads to disaster. Arrogance is a big part of it, of course. Many of the losers puff themselves up in their intro bios.
3/9
3/9
November 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Every season, they make Canister Damascus (Google it) with white out—something that elicits audible groans from the judges literally every time, and pretty much always leads to disaster. Arrogance is a big part of it, of course. Many of the losers puff themselves up in their intro bios.
3/9
3/9
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gonna go bleed out in the middle of the street anyone want anything
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
gonna go bleed out in the middle of the street anyone want anything
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The only way to for the public to see complete Epstein files is to leak it. Do it. Now. Anything else is complicit.
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The only way to for the public to see complete Epstein files is to leak it. Do it. Now. Anything else is complicit.
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men will literally call themselves "rogue leader" instead of going to therapy
November 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
men will literally call themselves "rogue leader" instead of going to therapy
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Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
November 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
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Cheryl Hines should narrate American Canto
November 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Cheryl Hines should narrate American Canto
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The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
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Had a nightmare about some stuff last night and woke up hyperventilating. Fell back asleep and had a wonderful dream about eating Chinese takeout. So I know what I’m having for lunch!
November 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Had a nightmare about some stuff last night and woke up hyperventilating. Fell back asleep and had a wonderful dream about eating Chinese takeout. So I know what I’m having for lunch!
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[somberly] lol
MTG: “.. “I am now being contacted by private security firms with warnings for my safety as a hot bed of threats against me are being fueled and egged on by the most powerful man in the world. .. The man I supported and helped get elected.”
@mediaite.com #GA14
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@mediaite.com #GA14
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November 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
[somberly] lol
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But hey the good news is I got to learn a legal term I had never encountered before: “promissory estoppel”
November 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
But hey the good news is I got to learn a legal term I had never encountered before: “promissory estoppel”
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i have listened to the megyn kelly interview in which she downplays the statutory rape of teenagers and it is my opinion that she should be tried by a jury of her peers and sentenced to death by the state, which should be carried out in a humane manner
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
i have listened to the megyn kelly interview in which she downplays the statutory rape of teenagers and it is my opinion that she should be tried by a jury of her peers and sentenced to death by the state, which should be carried out in a humane manner
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my husband couldn’t remember the name ‘geek squad’ so he called it ‘the nerd store’ followed by a frustrated ‘you know what i’m referring to! the virgin store!’
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
my husband couldn’t remember the name ‘geek squad’ so he called it ‘the nerd store’ followed by a frustrated ‘you know what i’m referring to! the virgin store!’
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ATTN: if you’re on the sandwich guy jury, my Signal is in my bio. I’d love to talk after the trial. I’ll keep you anonymous. Please share widely.
November 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
ATTN: if you’re on the sandwich guy jury, my Signal is in my bio. I’d love to talk after the trial. I’ll keep you anonymous. Please share widely.