The Samuelation
@samuelation.bsky.social
Here to find some community to make it through the stupidest timeline
@alttag.bsky.social hey, so, when did you steal my dog? 😂
December 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
@alttag.bsky.social hey, so, when did you steal my dog? 😂
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COLBERT, on Paramount’s $108 billion bid for Warner:
“.. Wow. .. If my company's got that kind of green, I'm sure they can afford to un-cancel one of their best shows.”
$PSKY @latenightercom.bsky.social
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social
“.. Wow. .. If my company's got that kind of green, I'm sure they can afford to un-cancel one of their best shows.”
$PSKY @latenightercom.bsky.social
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
COLBERT, on Paramount’s $108 billion bid for Warner:
“.. Wow. .. If my company's got that kind of green, I'm sure they can afford to un-cancel one of their best shows.”
$PSKY @latenightercom.bsky.social
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social
“.. Wow. .. If my company's got that kind of green, I'm sure they can afford to un-cancel one of their best shows.”
$PSKY @latenightercom.bsky.social
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social
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In general, the following is true:
The following two conditions are sufficient to remove your online anonymity completely: (1) you have pissed off someone with sufficient resources; and (2) you have made one mistake ever.
I propose that we call this Tewson's Law.
The following two conditions are sufficient to remove your online anonymity completely: (1) you have pissed off someone with sufficient resources; and (2) you have made one mistake ever.
I propose that we call this Tewson's Law.
December 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
In general, the following is true:
The following two conditions are sufficient to remove your online anonymity completely: (1) you have pissed off someone with sufficient resources; and (2) you have made one mistake ever.
I propose that we call this Tewson's Law.
The following two conditions are sufficient to remove your online anonymity completely: (1) you have pissed off someone with sufficient resources; and (2) you have made one mistake ever.
I propose that we call this Tewson's Law.
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I’m running for Congress because we need leaders who will fight, not fold. I recognize this moment, and I’m ready to meet it. #FightDontFold #LanderForNYC #LanderForCongress
December 10, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I’m running for Congress because we need leaders who will fight, not fold. I recognize this moment, and I’m ready to meet it. #FightDontFold #LanderForNYC #LanderForCongress
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Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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BUT THEY CAN'T AFFORD TO!!!!!
December 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
BUT THEY CAN'T AFFORD TO!!!!!
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And, if you missed it, Jay Bybee — yes, that Jay Bybee — entered the chat last night. In a big way.
OK, seriously. This is wild.
Judge Jay Bybee (1) raises a new issue — the Domestic Violence Clause of the Constitution — to consider in the troop deployment cases; (2) extensively details its historical application;
Judge Jay Bybee (1) raises a new issue — the Domestic Violence Clause of the Constitution — to consider in the troop deployment cases; (2) extensively details its historical application;
December 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
And, if you missed it, Jay Bybee — yes, that Jay Bybee — entered the chat last night. In a big way.
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to faithfully execute the laws we must be able to violate the laws headassery
it is actually kind of bananas how unitary executive theorists have taken a straightforward clause requiring the president to "faithfully execute the laws" and transformed it into a grant for the exercise of limitless unenumerated power.
The Take Care Clause was a byproduct of the lessons learned from the Glorious Revolution that the executive should not be able to dispense with the law promulgated by the legislature. It was not a constitutional provision to empower the executive branch— but to constrain it!
December 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
to faithfully execute the laws we must be able to violate the laws headassery
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Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
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OK, seriously. This is wild.
Judge Jay Bybee (1) raises a new issue — the Domestic Violence Clause of the Constitution — to consider in the troop deployment cases; (2) extensively details its historical application;
Judge Jay Bybee (1) raises a new issue — the Domestic Violence Clause of the Constitution — to consider in the troop deployment cases; (2) extensively details its historical application;
December 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
OK, seriously. This is wild.
Judge Jay Bybee (1) raises a new issue — the Domestic Violence Clause of the Constitution — to consider in the troop deployment cases; (2) extensively details its historical application;
Judge Jay Bybee (1) raises a new issue — the Domestic Violence Clause of the Constitution — to consider in the troop deployment cases; (2) extensively details its historical application;
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In retrospect we should have expected McCarthy to start strong against Commies
December 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
In retrospect we should have expected McCarthy to start strong against Commies
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It’s quite disturbing that the debate is almost completely about the legality of the second strike, whereas it seems quite clear that the first strike was illegal too.
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
It’s quite disturbing that the debate is almost completely about the legality of the second strike, whereas it seems quite clear that the first strike was illegal too.
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i think to understand the meaning of the birthright citizenship clause to the framers of the 14th amendment, you have to understand significance of dred scott to the civil war republican party. dred scott wasn't just a bad ruling, it was understood as a rejection of the declaration itself.
December 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
i think to understand the meaning of the birthright citizenship clause to the framers of the 14th amendment, you have to understand significance of dred scott to the civil war republican party. dred scott wasn't just a bad ruling, it was understood as a rejection of the declaration itself.
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(This is not going to please Boasberg, to put it mildly.)
December 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
(This is not going to please Boasberg, to put it mildly.)
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this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
this shit is just beyond parody, man
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Yep. Murder.
I mean, this is an execution
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Yep. Murder.
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HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends
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Democrats should plan to flood the post office and libraries with money.
creates good union jobs, builds faith in government, creates vital social infrastructure. there's zero downsides.
creates good union jobs, builds faith in government, creates vital social infrastructure. there's zero downsides.
December 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Democrats should plan to flood the post office and libraries with money.
creates good union jobs, builds faith in government, creates vital social infrastructure. there's zero downsides.
creates good union jobs, builds faith in government, creates vital social infrastructure. there's zero downsides.
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Impeach. Now.
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Impeach. Now.
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We're not required to defend CAFE standards. They really are bad and a big part of the reason every car is massive nowadays. Well-meaning regulations can sometimes have unintended consequences.
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
We're not required to defend CAFE standards. They really are bad and a big part of the reason every car is massive nowadays. Well-meaning regulations can sometimes have unintended consequences.
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1. This is not how anyone talks to an O-10.
2. This is certainly not how a 40 year-old ex-O-4 talks to an O-10.
3. This is the most dumbshit company grade officer crap imaginable. No competent commander tells a senior officer not to ask questions.
4. He may as well have called Holsey "boy."
2. This is certainly not how a 40 year-old ex-O-4 talks to an O-10.
3. This is the most dumbshit company grade officer crap imaginable. No competent commander tells a senior officer not to ask questions.
4. He may as well have called Holsey "boy."
December 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
1. This is not how anyone talks to an O-10.
2. This is certainly not how a 40 year-old ex-O-4 talks to an O-10.
3. This is the most dumbshit company grade officer crap imaginable. No competent commander tells a senior officer not to ask questions.
4. He may as well have called Holsey "boy."
2. This is certainly not how a 40 year-old ex-O-4 talks to an O-10.
3. This is the most dumbshit company grade officer crap imaginable. No competent commander tells a senior officer not to ask questions.
4. He may as well have called Holsey "boy."
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The USG has a new explanation on why they (now admittedly) intentionally killed 2 shipwrecked men. It does not pass the laws-of-war smell test
Worse for Hegseth, NYT: "Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth approved contingency plans for what to do if an initial strike left survivors."
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Worse for Hegseth, NYT: "Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth approved contingency plans for what to do if an initial strike left survivors."
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U.S. Military’s Boat Strikes Planning Takes On New Significance
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The USG has a new explanation on why they (now admittedly) intentionally killed 2 shipwrecked men. It does not pass the laws-of-war smell test
Worse for Hegseth, NYT: "Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth approved contingency plans for what to do if an initial strike left survivors."
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Worse for Hegseth, NYT: "Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth approved contingency plans for what to do if an initial strike left survivors."
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he's gotta go
Jeffries: "The border is secure. That's a good thing. It happened on his watch. He wants to claim credit for it, of course he'll get credit for that. In terms of making sure that we actually deal with the issues that matter, including on immigration, there's a lot that's left to be desired."
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
he's gotta go
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