Emerson [seasonal profile interregnum]
@saldemar.bsky.social
Organized labour fella.
Analog preferences.
All AI is stolen labour and work until proven otherwise. Reject it in all forms.
Books, bikes, cats and dogs.
Climbing trees, driving boats, and restoring forests in Coastal Cascadia.
Analog preferences.
All AI is stolen labour and work until proven otherwise. Reject it in all forms.
Books, bikes, cats and dogs.
Climbing trees, driving boats, and restoring forests in Coastal Cascadia.
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my dog: *being treated in such a way that shame has been placed on his bloodline for one thousand years*
me: ok bud now let me wipe your other paw
me: ok bud now let me wipe your other paw
December 1, 2025 at 10:41 AM
my dog: *being treated in such a way that shame has been placed on his bloodline for one thousand years*
me: ok bud now let me wipe your other paw
me: ok bud now let me wipe your other paw
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I suggest that we start using the phrase "Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too." as shorthand to explain how little we want to be at any given terrible event.
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I suggest that we start using the phrase "Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too." as shorthand to explain how little we want to be at any given terrible event.
Every attendee another insult to the medicine. Not a single one shows any interest in living longer in order to better the world or community, only for selfish reasons.
Prayers that he goes nonverbal and is forcibly exposed to the power of the universe while they gawk on
Prayers that he goes nonverbal and is forcibly exposed to the power of the universe while they gawk on
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Every attendee another insult to the medicine. Not a single one shows any interest in living longer in order to better the world or community, only for selfish reasons.
Prayers that he goes nonverbal and is forcibly exposed to the power of the universe while they gawk on
Prayers that he goes nonverbal and is forcibly exposed to the power of the universe while they gawk on
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An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
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It's cute, reading all these anguished cries: "when this is all over, these guys need to go to jail!" I remember saying that during Bush I crimes, and during Bush II crimes, and during Trump I crimes.
Guess how many of those guys went to jail.
Guess how many of those guys went to jail.
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
It's cute, reading all these anguished cries: "when this is all over, these guys need to go to jail!" I remember saying that during Bush I crimes, and during Bush II crimes, and during Trump I crimes.
Guess how many of those guys went to jail.
Guess how many of those guys went to jail.
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It is once again that hallowed time of year, where my dad, The Mad Man of Thanksgiving himself, makes an insanely comprehensive spreadsheet for the renowned holiday meal
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
It is once again that hallowed time of year, where my dad, The Mad Man of Thanksgiving himself, makes an insanely comprehensive spreadsheet for the renowned holiday meal
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Already lost one Minister over it. Will be sinking the chances at reelection for LPC MPs in BC and QC. Will be alienating Indigenous folks and progressives. Much simpler explanation than 4D chess: he is focused on extractive industry profits.
November 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Already lost one Minister over it. Will be sinking the chances at reelection for LPC MPs in BC and QC. Will be alienating Indigenous folks and progressives. Much simpler explanation than 4D chess: he is focused on extractive industry profits.
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Happy Thursday, Canada 🍁
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Happy Thursday, Canada 🍁
Isn't_there_someone_you_forgot_to_ask.gif
In the face of global trade shifts and uncertainty, we’re working to build a stronger, more sustainable, more competitive, and more independent economy.
Canada’s MOU with Alberta will ensure we can advance that mission together.
Canada’s MOU with Alberta will ensure we can advance that mission together.
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Isn't_there_someone_you_forgot_to_ask.gif
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Nothing sums up America like a bunch of barely trained racist fuckboys given weapons and a mandate by a fascist kleptocracy, arresting a first nations woman by disregarding her ID on a day where the nation celebrates a 19th century nation-building myth about its first contact with indidgenous people
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Nothing sums up America like a bunch of barely trained racist fuckboys given weapons and a mandate by a fascist kleptocracy, arresting a first nations woman by disregarding her ID on a day where the nation celebrates a 19th century nation-building myth about its first contact with indidgenous people
What do you mean, this is totally a form you find in nature
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
What do you mean, this is totally a form you find in nature
Awesome. Just exactly what AI excels at
apparently intuit recently rolled out AI in quickbooks, which completely fucked payroll at my tech job. it switched all but one person to paper checks for reasons unknown and then did not issue them lol
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Awesome. Just exactly what AI excels at
We're gonna need more things that predate AI - and also more things that predate AI.
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
We're gonna need more things that predate AI - and also more things that predate AI.
A text from my phone company (the cheapo spinoff of the big 3 that leases airtime) every five days encouraging me to upgrade my phone...
No thanks, this one is mine. Yes, it's 6 years old
No thanks, this one is mine. Yes, it's 6 years old
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h... "please, buy new phone. the economy is dying" is an incredible gaslight
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
A text from my phone company (the cheapo spinoff of the big 3 that leases airtime) every five days encouraging me to upgrade my phone...
No thanks, this one is mine. Yes, it's 6 years old
No thanks, this one is mine. Yes, it's 6 years old
Cool epitaph bro, did you write it yourself
oh my god i take it back, grok is amazing
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Cool epitaph bro, did you write it yourself
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I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
The year: 2025
BC Transit "eyes" a direct route between the city core and the 2 main transit hubs essential to the region.
People might start to wonder what all those transit engineers were doing before this
BC Transit "eyes" a direct route between the city core and the 2 main transit hubs essential to the region.
People might start to wonder what all those transit engineers were doing before this
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The year: 2025
BC Transit "eyes" a direct route between the city core and the 2 main transit hubs essential to the region.
People might start to wonder what all those transit engineers were doing before this
BC Transit "eyes" a direct route between the city core and the 2 main transit hubs essential to the region.
People might start to wonder what all those transit engineers were doing before this
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Yo, this is Missy Elliot's old Diablo, real shit. Bidding on hip hop history. This Lambo is personally responsible for pussy rap.
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Yo, this is Missy Elliot's old Diablo, real shit. Bidding on hip hop history. This Lambo is personally responsible for pussy rap.
Our Modern Age explained by the Fishermen
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Our Modern Age explained by the Fishermen
A) choke up on that poor Estwing a little further, geez
B) You... You may not be left-handed
C) Can only assume in the next 45 seconds he learns about softwood splitting
D) How long is that nail!? It's going right through that poor gate too
B) You... You may not be left-handed
C) Can only assume in the next 45 seconds he learns about softwood splitting
D) How long is that nail!? It's going right through that poor gate too
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
A) choke up on that poor Estwing a little further, geez
B) You... You may not be left-handed
C) Can only assume in the next 45 seconds he learns about softwood splitting
D) How long is that nail!? It's going right through that poor gate too
B) You... You may not be left-handed
C) Can only assume in the next 45 seconds he learns about softwood splitting
D) How long is that nail!? It's going right through that poor gate too
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You can listen to him lay this all out here
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You can listen to him lay this all out here
I bet the guy at [email protected] caught a few eye raising stray emails
Fall 2017: Then-NYT reporter literally warning Epstein that someone is "digging around again."
![From:
Thomas Jr., Landon
Sent:
9/27/2017 2:47:47 PM
To:
Subject:
Got another call from Connelly..
Importance:
High
Jeffrey Epstein [jeevacation@gmail.com]
He is digging around again -- not clear if its another book/or expanded paperback version. Was asking me all sorts of questions about why you hired Ken Starr. I told him I had no idea - I think he is doing some Trump-related digging too.
Anyway, for what its worth...
Landon Thomas, Jr.
Financial Reporter
New York Times
http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/people/t/landon_ir thomas/index.h
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November 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I bet the guy at [email protected] caught a few eye raising stray emails
What do you mean!? I'm normal, c'mon. Now let me get back to loading my R36S running ArkOS to M8 Headless full of sampled birdsong and Parenti lectures
#m8
#m8
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
What do you mean!? I'm normal, c'mon. Now let me get back to loading my R36S running ArkOS to M8 Headless full of sampled birdsong and Parenti lectures
#m8
#m8