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Barnaby Edwards @barnabyedwards.bsky.social · 7d

Here’s every single Arnold Schwarzenegger line from The Terminator. Literally, this is all he says in the entire movie.

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Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 14d

VLADIMIR: Well? Shall we score a run?
ESTRAGON: Yes. Let's.

They do not score.

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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · Nov 10

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 19d

Tron gives an inaccurate impression of how many guys live in your computer. It makes it seem like thousands of guys are in there. In reality only about 10 guys live in your computer and less than half of them ride motorcycles

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 19d

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 22d

It is genuinely fascinating how timeless and trans-cultural some autocratic motifs are. The idea that the emperor was working tirelessly at all times for his subjects was a common Roman theme; most famous for Justinian who was constantly depicted as the ‘sleepless emperor’ by imperial propaganda

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22d

Q: Jeffries says Trump is in the 'presidential witness protection program' since the shutdown has begun. Your reaction?

LEAVITT: The president is literally working around the clock right now. He literally works 24/7

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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 28d

Well don't I feel stupid

A headline about the James Webb Telescope potentially finding a new stellar object dubbed a black hole star

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Clay Caviness @salajander.bsky.social · Sep 25

Is this something anyone else has thought of or am I just showing my age?

macOS/26 Tahoe, but with fonts adjusted so the "mac" and "6" are in Apple's San Francisco font and "OS/2" and "Tahoe" are in the IBM OS/2 Bodoni font. "Tahoe" is italicized and red.

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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · Aug 25

Million dollar LOTR merch idea: Tickle Me Elrond

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Emily ✨🎃 @emilyoram.bsky.social · Aug 22

I’m afraid to say this is very attractive. Got to love a passionate nerd. He knows his shit.

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · Aug 15

[writing the constitution]

Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"

Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that

Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · Jul 1

It’s a terrible bill. It will literally kill people. The most vulnerable among us will suffer as the wealthiest benefit. It’s perverse. I wish there were something I could do. But alas, I am only a U.S. Senator from Alaska whose “no” vote would kill the bill. So I voted yes. You get it.

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · Jun 29

Mamdani must explain his tweet from 1740 BC claiming that Ea-nāṣir had "high quality copper"

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Florence Ashley @floralashes.bsky.social · Jun 25

“You’re having a bad time? Sounds like a skill issue.”

Miles Howard @milesperhoward.bsky.social · Jun 25

This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.

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Mike Thompson @passwordismiket.bsky.social · Jun 26

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rev recluse @revrecluse.bsky.social · Jun 25

Same vibes

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Clay Caviness @salajander.bsky.social · Jun 11

"This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it."

Sean Beckner-Carmitchel @acatwithnews.bsky.social · Jun 11

BREAKING: A few minutes ago, a vehicle of three people was rammed by a truck belonging to federal immigration authorities in Boyle Heights, CA. According to security footage shown to me, they deployed chemical munitions & detained the driver at gunpoint. All are US citizens according to the wife.