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Clay Caviness
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Husband, pilot, geek. Opinions are my own. @[email protected] Born at 326 ppm CO2. he/him
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Here’s every single Arnold Schwarzenegger line from The Terminator. Literally, this is all he says in the entire movie.
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VLADIMIR: Well? Shall we score a run?
ESTRAGON: Yes. Let's.

They do not score.
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JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
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Tron gives an inaccurate impression of how many guys live in your computer. It makes it seem like thousands of guys are in there. In reality only about 10 guys live in your computer and less than half of them ride motorcycles
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
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It is genuinely fascinating how timeless and trans-cultural some autocratic motifs are. The idea that the emperor was working tirelessly at all times for his subjects was a common Roman theme; most famous for Justinian who was constantly depicted as the ‘sleepless emperor’ by imperial propaganda
Q: Jeffries says Trump is in the 'presidential witness protection program' since the shutdown has begun. Your reaction?

LEAVITT: The president is literally working around the clock right now. He literally works 24/7
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Is this something anyone else has thought of or am I just showing my age?
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Million dollar LOTR merch idea: Tickle Me Elrond
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I’m afraid to say this is very attractive. Got to love a passionate nerd. He knows his shit.
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[writing the constitution]

Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"

Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that

Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
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It’s a terrible bill. It will literally kill people. The most vulnerable among us will suffer as the wealthiest benefit. It’s perverse. I wish there were something I could do. But alas, I am only a U.S. Senator from Alaska whose “no” vote would kill the bill. So I voted yes. You get it.
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Mamdani must explain his tweet from 1740 BC claiming that Ea-nāṣir had "high quality copper"
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“You’re having a bad time? Sounds like a skill issue.”
This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.
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"This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it."
BREAKING: A few minutes ago, a vehicle of three people was rammed by a truck belonging to federal immigration authorities in Boyle Heights, CA. According to security footage shown to me, they deployed chemical munitions & detained the driver at gunpoint. All are US citizens according to the wife.
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
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The Abduction of Proserpina, by Gregorio Lazzarini, late 17th century, 📸 via @brwalkoff.bsky.social
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Beginning at 2:01 AM UTC on Friday morning, May 23, all British territories will have been simultaneously forsaken by the sun.
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It's like someone reached deep into my soul, ripped out the most essential part, and made a sign out of it.
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Finance Guy Doing Cocaine In Sad Way This Time
Sand was never meant to think. This is very cruel to rocks.
Sadly it now seems there are likely no survivors