Rootless Suburbian
rootless.bsky.social
Rootless Suburbian
@rootless.bsky.social
Ancient Millenial Jersey Jewish Rock Man. He/him. Reskeets and follows are not necessarily an endorsement. These posts don't represent any of my employers. Mercutio Politics ftw.
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If any of my trans friends feel that they need to take temporary refuge in NJ to avoid discriminatory laws (and they don't hate cats) let me know.
New Missouri pre-filed bill would revoke the driver's licenses of trans people who have had their gender markers changed..

documents.house.mo.gov/billtracking...
Skin thinner than cling wrap.
Trump at National Prayer Breakfast: "They rigged the second election. I had to win it. I needed it for my own ego. I would've had a bad ego for the rest of my life. Now I really have a big ego. Beating these lunatics was incredible ... The first time they said I didn't win the popular vote. I did"
February 5, 2026 at 3:40 PM
I don't see Don Cheadle! False advertising!
February 5, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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Trayvon Martin would be 31 today.
February 5, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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A medievalist being an absolutely raging, frothing-at-the-mouth antisemite is so funny. Like yeah, dude, congratulations. You really got into the headspace
Should I just do and delete one of these a day until we all die? (people literally send me screen shots because apparently I’m a notorious bitch).

Remember when everyone pretended to hate the LA Review of Books for like two months because of this person?
February 5, 2026 at 3:05 PM
No thanks. I'd consider a New Vegas port.
Fallout 4 Anniversary Edition coming to Switch 2 on Feb 24th, 2026
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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March 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
GOP campaign staff across the country preparing their candidates' concession speeches as we speak.
February 5, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I blame Katy Perry
Um... @bruceshark.bsky.social ?

What the hell is going on here, dude??
February 5, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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Just for the record, billionaires spending tons of money to defeat a tax measure proves the point of the measure that they can afford it
February 4, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Original version sitting in my backlog.
Granblue Fantasy Relink Endless Ragnarok coming to Switch 2 on July 9th
February 5, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Thing will probably eat the entirety of the Switch 2's internal memory. That said, it's the best single player Final Fantasy since 12 Zodiac Age and I recommend it highly.
Final Fantasy VII Rebirth for Switch 2 coming June 3, 2026

gameplay boosts confirmed
February 5, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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Bannon knows that deploying ICE to the polls constitutes illegal voter intimidation. So why is he encouraging Trump to break the law? Because he also knows this threat will work to suppress votes even if federal agents never get anywhere near the polls. The fear of ICE is enough to keep people home.
February 4, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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Ok that's it, I'm sick of this shit

Stop beefing about Stancil. Stop beefing about (different anti-Trump camp you have entirely justified reasons to hate).

The only reward of all this is the laughter of our enemies, to quote Gandalf, and the illusion of agency from displacing your anxiety.
February 4, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Final Fantasy IX Remake
share your most unrealistic expectations for the Nintendo Direct
February 4, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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My husband once tried to shoo a turkey out of the road and almost got his ass beat. I hope they're there for ICE.
The free-roaming turkeys of Saint Paul, Minnesota:

- are enormous
- don’t know where they’re going
- have no plans or motivations
- don’t understand roads
- or anything at all, really
February 4, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Sally Draper is old enough to lead a romantic comedy.
February 4, 2026 at 9:19 PM
It would kill the voters too fast.
February 4, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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I think this would have the opposite effect of what is intended. Instead of supressing the vote you’re going to end up with angry people even more determined to cast a ballot bsky.app/profile/marc...
February 4, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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Alabama has the worst maternal mortality in the United States at 60 deaths per 100K live births. For reference, California has 18 deaths per 100K live births.

But Dr. Oz thinks it’s “cool” that American citizens do not have access to good reproductive healthcare in the wealthiest nation in history.
Dr Oz: "Alabama has no OBGYNs in many of their counties, so they're doing something pretty cool. They're actually having robots do ultrasounds on these pregnant moms."
February 4, 2026 at 4:31 PM
There aren't enough ICE agents to actually do this, but I think they're going for a chilling effect to reduce turnout. ICE needs to be abolished or at least unfunded so they starve before election day.
February 4, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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Jeffrey Epstein was a monster. His crimes were real. His victims deserve justice and are being revictimized right now by the DOJ.

Turning his private emails into proof of a Jewish conspiracy is pure antisemitism. And it is spreading faster than anyone is willing to say.
February 4, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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The infrastructure of X, which our friends at @thejcpa.bsky.social and @counterhate.com have documented as the primary engine of antisemitism online, does exactly what it was built to do: amplify & reward this content.
New Report Exposes X/Twitter as One of the Most Dangerous Vehicles in History for Spreading Antisemitism - Jewish Council for Public Affairs
As antisemitic conspiracies fuel anti-Jewish hate across social media and cause real-world harm, a new report from the Center for Countering Digital Hate (CCDH) and the Jewish Council for Public Affai...
jewishpublicaffairs.org
February 4, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Where are the apologies from all the people who defended Miller?
David Miller is a former professor fired over antisemitism allegations who now broadcasts on Iranian state television.

He provides the intellectual scaffolding: framing Epstein's emails as evidence, giving academic veneer to what white nationalists say plainly.

240,000 views.
February 4, 2026 at 7:23 PM