Smeagol
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I showed this to my kiddo earlier and she ALREADY KNEW WHAT IT WAS. The children have discovered Hieronymus Bosch.
Naturally, I showed her the Celebrated Biting Pear of Salamanca; it's my duty to help the next generation reach their weirdness potential.
Naturally, I showed her the Celebrated Biting Pear of Salamanca; it's my duty to help the next generation reach their weirdness potential.
November 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I showed this to my kiddo earlier and she ALREADY KNEW WHAT IT WAS. The children have discovered Hieronymus Bosch.
Naturally, I showed her the Celebrated Biting Pear of Salamanca; it's my duty to help the next generation reach their weirdness potential.
Naturally, I showed her the Celebrated Biting Pear of Salamanca; it's my duty to help the next generation reach their weirdness potential.
Ya boi is movin' on up.
Well, I mean, reasonably up. If there's an elevator I'll probably take that.
Well, I mean, reasonably up. If there's an elevator I'll probably take that.
November 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Ya boi is movin' on up.
Well, I mean, reasonably up. If there's an elevator I'll probably take that.
Well, I mean, reasonably up. If there's an elevator I'll probably take that.
Mrs. Smeagol just said the words every nerd longs to hear: "that Dracula movie was good, if you know any other ones like it let me know and I'll watch them."
That opened up a conversation about wandering wizards and doomed love and I'm starting The Name of The Wind with her at bedtime tonight!!!
That opened up a conversation about wandering wizards and doomed love and I'm starting The Name of The Wind with her at bedtime tonight!!!
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Mrs. Smeagol just said the words every nerd longs to hear: "that Dracula movie was good, if you know any other ones like it let me know and I'll watch them."
That opened up a conversation about wandering wizards and doomed love and I'm starting The Name of The Wind with her at bedtime tonight!!!
That opened up a conversation about wandering wizards and doomed love and I'm starting The Name of The Wind with her at bedtime tonight!!!
Y'all, when Dracula: A Love Story is redubbed and released on this side of the pond y'all are going to absolutely shit yourselves.
It is the most original take on the story I've ever encountered. You could straight up take what is on the screen and EASILY turn it into three or four novels.
It is the most original take on the story I've ever encountered. You could straight up take what is on the screen and EASILY turn it into three or four novels.
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Y'all, when Dracula: A Love Story is redubbed and released on this side of the pond y'all are going to absolutely shit yourselves.
It is the most original take on the story I've ever encountered. You could straight up take what is on the screen and EASILY turn it into three or four novels.
It is the most original take on the story I've ever encountered. You could straight up take what is on the screen and EASILY turn it into three or four novels.
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They finally made a watchable version of Branagh's Hamlet.
I came across this youtube video you should watch. I spent months research and writing and editing it myself, but I did come across it and think you should watch it.
youtu.be/Qm3LoWtVI1U
youtu.be/Qm3LoWtVI1U
Kenneth Branagh's Hamlet: The Videogame
YouTube video by Alien Bob
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
They finally made a watchable version of Branagh's Hamlet.
I spent an hour early this morning making a Christmas music video playlist for Plex and I realized that running a private media server basically means I can, if I so choose, become a one-person MTV.
November 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I spent an hour early this morning making a Christmas music video playlist for Plex and I realized that running a private media server basically means I can, if I so choose, become a one-person MTV.
I have an idea for the coming April Fools Day.
I have a huge Plex library. Mrs. Smeagol and I are screen junkies, it's one of the ways we chill. In the coming months, I intend to edit every catalogued movie and TV poster to include Al Pacino in various unhinged ways as if he was there all along.
I have a huge Plex library. Mrs. Smeagol and I are screen junkies, it's one of the ways we chill. In the coming months, I intend to edit every catalogued movie and TV poster to include Al Pacino in various unhinged ways as if he was there all along.
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I have an idea for the coming April Fools Day.
I have a huge Plex library. Mrs. Smeagol and I are screen junkies, it's one of the ways we chill. In the coming months, I intend to edit every catalogued movie and TV poster to include Al Pacino in various unhinged ways as if he was there all along.
I have a huge Plex library. Mrs. Smeagol and I are screen junkies, it's one of the ways we chill. In the coming months, I intend to edit every catalogued movie and TV poster to include Al Pacino in various unhinged ways as if he was there all along.
On this Thanksgiving day where I'm hosting for the first time, I'm thankful that I didn't listen to my parents about marrying a boring white girl, because if I had, I wouldn't be sitting in this big house surrounded by this beautiful family and community and spread of foods from around the globe.
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
On this Thanksgiving day where I'm hosting for the first time, I'm thankful that I didn't listen to my parents about marrying a boring white girl, because if I had, I wouldn't be sitting in this big house surrounded by this beautiful family and community and spread of foods from around the globe.
Remember: When they complain that there's no Thanksgiving songs or movies, your answer in both cases is Alice's Restaurant.
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Remember: When they complain that there's no Thanksgiving songs or movies, your answer in both cases is Alice's Restaurant.
When things are going just a little too well at Thanksgiving dinner and you're bored:
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
When things are going just a little too well at Thanksgiving dinner and you're bored:
I love how this crab grabs their buddy and refuses to let go and then makes a little happy face when a treat is delivered.
Evolution has made crabs independently at least five different times; in all that, they didn't evolve away the bits that includes caring about your buddy and fishy treats.
Evolution has made crabs independently at least five different times; in all that, they didn't evolve away the bits that includes caring about your buddy and fishy treats.
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I love how this crab grabs their buddy and refuses to let go and then makes a little happy face when a treat is delivered.
Evolution has made crabs independently at least five different times; in all that, they didn't evolve away the bits that includes caring about your buddy and fishy treats.
Evolution has made crabs independently at least five different times; in all that, they didn't evolve away the bits that includes caring about your buddy and fishy treats.
I really have to hand it to the people that came up with the organizational systems in Windows. The fact that you can go in to your file's properties and change minute attribution details makes SUCH a huge difference!
Frequently, though, patching one hole reveals three, but I'm making progress!
Frequently, though, patching one hole reveals three, but I'm making progress!
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I really have to hand it to the people that came up with the organizational systems in Windows. The fact that you can go in to your file's properties and change minute attribution details makes SUCH a huge difference!
Frequently, though, patching one hole reveals three, but I'm making progress!
Frequently, though, patching one hole reveals three, but I'm making progress!
There's hope for the youths yet. Some of them have come to town for the holiday with weed in their bags.
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
There's hope for the youths yet. Some of them have come to town for the holiday with weed in their bags.
It is the Wednesday of Thanksgiving, my dudes
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
It is the Wednesday of Thanksgiving, my dudes
Where there is a sunbeam, there must also be found a cat.
When the sun has gone, so too goes the cat.
When the sun has gone, so too goes the cat.
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Where there is a sunbeam, there must also be found a cat.
When the sun has gone, so too goes the cat.
When the sun has gone, so too goes the cat.
In my room cleaning frenzy, I did about two weeks' worth of planned work in four hasty days. Mrs. Smeagol has infectious energy and I frequently didn't guard my own energy in regards to how much my broken body can back up.
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
In my room cleaning frenzy, I did about two weeks' worth of planned work in four hasty days. Mrs. Smeagol has infectious energy and I frequently didn't guard my own energy in regards to how much my broken body can back up.
Spock's like bitch did you just try to treat me like one of the other whore computers you're fucking every other week I will strangle you little man
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Spock's like bitch did you just try to treat me like one of the other whore computers you're fucking every other week I will strangle you little man
I taught my daughter how to light things on fire with a magnifying glass. She had a blast.
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I taught my daughter how to light things on fire with a magnifying glass. She had a blast.
