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I dunno, why 𝘥𝘪𝘥 you follow me?
When things are going just a little too well at Thanksgiving dinner and you're bored:
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I love how this crab grabs their buddy and refuses to let go and then makes a little happy face when a treat is delivered.

Evolution has made crabs independently at least five different times; in all that, they didn't evolve away the bits that includes caring about your buddy and fishy treats.
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
It is the Wednesday of Thanksgiving, my dudes
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Spock's like bitch did you just try to treat me like one of the other whore computers you're fucking every other week I will strangle you little man
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
November 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM