Smeagol
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I dunno, why 𝘥𝘪𝘥 you follow me?
Sis, I hope you enjoy your copy of the book! I spent ten increasingly confused minutes looking for it before I remembered I gave it to you last time you were in town!
Luckily I liked the book so much I got it in ebook and audiobook format as well.
Luckily I liked the book so much I got it in ebook and audiobook format as well.
November 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Sis, I hope you enjoy your copy of the book! I spent ten increasingly confused minutes looking for it before I remembered I gave it to you last time you were in town!
Luckily I liked the book so much I got it in ebook and audiobook format as well.
Luckily I liked the book so much I got it in ebook and audiobook format as well.
Dracula is a man in a contract with God in this; he's cursed to walk the earth as an immortal until his wife is returned to him. The vampirism? That's a WHOLE OTHER UNRELATED STORY. Gah, it's just such a fresh take on it all! I'm going to have to see it several times!
November 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Dracula is a man in a contract with God in this; he's cursed to walk the earth as an immortal until his wife is returned to him. The vampirism? That's a WHOLE OTHER UNRELATED STORY. Gah, it's just such a fresh take on it all! I'm going to have to see it several times!
People ask me what I do for a living and I answer, Be a Dad. That includes working long hours, losing sleep, random giggling, continuously being caught with photos of Al Pacino on my desktop for the next five months, all so I can get one eye roll and maybe a whack on the arm.
That's the good shit.
That's the good shit.
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
People ask me what I do for a living and I answer, Be a Dad. That includes working long hours, losing sleep, random giggling, continuously being caught with photos of Al Pacino on my desktop for the next five months, all so I can get one eye roll and maybe a whack on the arm.
That's the good shit.
That's the good shit.
By the time we've sat down, all the metadata will have updated and the posters will go live. I'll watch her as she begins to flip through the catalogue. First vague confusion will give way to irritation. There's no way I could have done this, there's simply... How are there so many of them???
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
By the time we've sat down, all the metadata will have updated and the posters will go live. I'll watch her as she begins to flip through the catalogue. First vague confusion will give way to irritation. There's no way I could have done this, there's simply... How are there so many of them???
On April 1, I flip the switch and point the metadata detecting thing that detects the metadata to where the edited things live and ask Mrs. Smeagol if she would like to pick out a movie to watch with me.
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
On April 1, I flip the switch and point the metadata detecting thing that detects the metadata to where the edited things live and ask Mrs. Smeagol if she would like to pick out a movie to watch with me.