Smeagol
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I dunno, why 𝘥𝘪𝘥 you follow me?
I showed this to my kiddo earlier and she ALREADY KNEW WHAT IT WAS. The children have discovered Hieronymus Bosch.
Naturally, I showed her the Celebrated Biting Pear of Salamanca; it's my duty to help the next generation reach their weirdness potential.
Naturally, I showed her the Celebrated Biting Pear of Salamanca; it's my duty to help the next generation reach their weirdness potential.
November 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I showed this to my kiddo earlier and she ALREADY KNEW WHAT IT WAS. The children have discovered Hieronymus Bosch.
Naturally, I showed her the Celebrated Biting Pear of Salamanca; it's my duty to help the next generation reach their weirdness potential.
Naturally, I showed her the Celebrated Biting Pear of Salamanca; it's my duty to help the next generation reach their weirdness potential.
Ya boi is movin' on up.
Well, I mean, reasonably up. If there's an elevator I'll probably take that.
Well, I mean, reasonably up. If there's an elevator I'll probably take that.
November 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Ya boi is movin' on up.
Well, I mean, reasonably up. If there's an elevator I'll probably take that.
Well, I mean, reasonably up. If there's an elevator I'll probably take that.
Remember: When they complain that there's no Thanksgiving songs or movies, your answer in both cases is Alice's Restaurant.
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Remember: When they complain that there's no Thanksgiving songs or movies, your answer in both cases is Alice's Restaurant.
When things are going just a little too well at Thanksgiving dinner and you're bored:
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
When things are going just a little too well at Thanksgiving dinner and you're bored:
I love how this crab grabs their buddy and refuses to let go and then makes a little happy face when a treat is delivered.
Evolution has made crabs independently at least five different times; in all that, they didn't evolve away the bits that includes caring about your buddy and fishy treats.
Evolution has made crabs independently at least five different times; in all that, they didn't evolve away the bits that includes caring about your buddy and fishy treats.
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I love how this crab grabs their buddy and refuses to let go and then makes a little happy face when a treat is delivered.
Evolution has made crabs independently at least five different times; in all that, they didn't evolve away the bits that includes caring about your buddy and fishy treats.
Evolution has made crabs independently at least five different times; in all that, they didn't evolve away the bits that includes caring about your buddy and fishy treats.
There's hope for the youths yet. Some of them have come to town for the holiday with weed in their bags.
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
There's hope for the youths yet. Some of them have come to town for the holiday with weed in their bags.
It is the Wednesday of Thanksgiving, my dudes
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
It is the Wednesday of Thanksgiving, my dudes
Where there is a sunbeam, there must also be found a cat.
When the sun has gone, so too goes the cat.
When the sun has gone, so too goes the cat.
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Where there is a sunbeam, there must also be found a cat.
When the sun has gone, so too goes the cat.
When the sun has gone, so too goes the cat.
Spock's like bitch did you just try to treat me like one of the other whore computers you're fucking every other week I will strangle you little man
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Spock's like bitch did you just try to treat me like one of the other whore computers you're fucking every other week I will strangle you little man
Anniversary, 2025 (Diane Lane, Kyle Chandler)
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Anniversary, 2025 (Diane Lane, Kyle Chandler)
Ralph Fiennes just can't stop starring in spy thrillers where the world is brought to the brink of destruction by an evil Scotsman
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Ralph Fiennes just can't stop starring in spy thrillers where the world is brought to the brink of destruction by an evil Scotsman
Photo of the year.
November 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Photo of the year.
