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I dunno, why 𝘥𝘪𝘥 you follow me?
I showed this to my kiddo earlier and she ALREADY KNEW WHAT IT WAS. The children have discovered Hieronymus Bosch.

Naturally, I showed her the Celebrated Biting Pear of Salamanca; it's my duty to help the next generation reach their weirdness potential.
November 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Ya boi is movin' on up.

Well, I mean, reasonably up. If there's an elevator I'll probably take that.
November 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Remember: When they complain that there's no Thanksgiving songs or movies, your answer in both cases is Alice's Restaurant.
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
When things are going just a little too well at Thanksgiving dinner and you're bored:
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I love how this crab grabs their buddy and refuses to let go and then makes a little happy face when a treat is delivered.

Evolution has made crabs independently at least five different times; in all that, they didn't evolve away the bits that includes caring about your buddy and fishy treats.
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
There's hope for the youths yet. Some of them have come to town for the holiday with weed in their bags.
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
It is the Wednesday of Thanksgiving, my dudes
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Where there is a sunbeam, there must also be found a cat.

When the sun has gone, so too goes the cat.
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Spock's like bitch did you just try to treat me like one of the other whore computers you're fucking every other week I will strangle you little man
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Anniversary, 2025 (Diane Lane, Kyle Chandler)
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Ralph Fiennes just can't stop starring in spy thrillers where the world is brought to the brink of destruction by an evil Scotsman
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Photo of the year.
November 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
me too. me too.
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 AM