THE Redman
@redman21.bsky.social
I exist in the shadows. Not for any nefarious purpose, I just burn easily.
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if santa needs an elf on a shelf to report my crimes, maybe he’s not as omnipotent as he claims. maybe he can be killed
December 2, 2024 at 3:46 AM
if santa needs an elf on a shelf to report my crimes, maybe he’s not as omnipotent as he claims. maybe he can be killed
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If you feel so included to share this thread, oh boy would I appreciate it. It helps so much. ❤️
I have no expectations for this Patreon except to have a good time with it, and try to slowly start supporting myself with my comedy. What a weird concept! Ahhh! Go Blue Jays?!
I have no expectations for this Patreon except to have a good time with it, and try to slowly start supporting myself with my comedy. What a weird concept! Ahhh! Go Blue Jays?!
December 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
If you feel so included to share this thread, oh boy would I appreciate it. It helps so much. ❤️
I have no expectations for this Patreon except to have a good time with it, and try to slowly start supporting myself with my comedy. What a weird concept! Ahhh! Go Blue Jays?!
I have no expectations for this Patreon except to have a good time with it, and try to slowly start supporting myself with my comedy. What a weird concept! Ahhh! Go Blue Jays?!
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very sternly asked to leave before my hoarder uncle's intervention even starts after walking into his house and shouting Whoooa I bet all this stuff is gonna be worth a fortune someday
December 31, 2024 at 10:44 PM
very sternly asked to leave before my hoarder uncle's intervention even starts after walking into his house and shouting Whoooa I bet all this stuff is gonna be worth a fortune someday
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What do you get when you combine a few remaining members of Deep Purple, Foghat, and Captain Beefheart? Come see Deep FogBeef this weekend in the lounge and find out yourself!
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
What do you get when you combine a few remaining members of Deep Purple, Foghat, and Captain Beefheart? Come see Deep FogBeef this weekend in the lounge and find out yourself!
Champagne taste on an Aqua Velva budget.
Kool-Aid taste on a Wyler’s budget
Dr Pepper taste on a Mr. Pibb budget!
November 20, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Champagne taste on an Aqua Velva budget.
Beaverton banger here. Wow.
Kevin O'Leary petitions Trump to have name added to Epstein Files
Kevin O'Leary petitions Trump to have name added to Epstein Files
TORONTO - With newly released files from notorious sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein implicating President Trump in a world of elite, amoral power players, Canadian businessman Kevin O'Leary has formally...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Beaverton banger here. Wow.
Slightly disappointed this entered my feed, but the reskeet didn’t come from @orbgazer.bsky.social
John Fogerty booking a flight: put me in coach
November 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Slightly disappointed this entered my feed, but the reskeet didn’t come from @orbgazer.bsky.social
Nobody, ever, has had as much fun with Mr. Sub as these commercials would imply.
November 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Nobody, ever, has had as much fun with Mr. Sub as these commercials would imply.
Zombie Hawks >>> zombie Lakers
November 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Zombie Hawks >>> zombie Lakers
Thunderstruck+archery+acrobatics= my interest piqued at halftime of this Hawks game, to say the least.
November 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Thunderstruck+archery+acrobatics= my interest piqued at halftime of this Hawks game, to say the least.
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Huge thanks to everyone who has donated wood to our woodchuck enclosure. We have reached an undetermined percentage of our goal.
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Huge thanks to everyone who has donated wood to our woodchuck enclosure. We have reached an undetermined percentage of our goal.
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Turdish Delight
Turdish Delight
change one letter, ruin a candy
Knickers
Knickers
change one letter, ruin a candy
Spittles
Spittles
October 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Turdish Delight
Turdish Delight
Find yourself someone who loves you as much as John Schneider loves using Myles Straw.
October 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Find yourself someone who loves you as much as John Schneider loves using Myles Straw.
Jack Dreyer - not your huckleberry on that one.
October 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Jack Dreyer - not your huckleberry on that one.
Awesome timing for Sportsnet+ to flake out. The Jays owners should drop those guys.
October 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Awesome timing for Sportsnet+ to flake out. The Jays owners should drop those guys.
Eugenio Suarez should be wearing a bolo tie with his uniform. And maybe complaining about a $5 milkshake.
October 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Eugenio Suarez should be wearing a bolo tie with his uniform. And maybe complaining about a $5 milkshake.
3 cheers to the #ESA for making the worst commercial I have ever seen. I will now intentionally do a bunch of non-permit work to spite them. #FuckyouPete
October 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
3 cheers to the #ESA for making the worst commercial I have ever seen. I will now intentionally do a bunch of non-permit work to spite them. #FuckyouPete
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@twosense.bsky.social I came across this and it reminded me of you. (Complimentary)
October 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
@twosense.bsky.social I came across this and it reminded me of you. (Complimentary)
Harrison Bader looks like he is going to audition for the Freebirds when the Phillies get eliminated.
October 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Harrison Bader looks like he is going to audition for the Freebirds when the Phillies get eliminated.
I can only hope, after a disappointing playoff exit, the silver lining is that Judge has killed the playoff monkey on his back.
October 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I can only hope, after a disappointing playoff exit, the silver lining is that Judge has killed the playoff monkey on his back.
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my wife told me she's never once in her life "installed software." a holy queen, her hands unspoiled by the dust of the material world
April 30, 2024 at 7:06 PM
my wife told me she's never once in her life "installed software." a holy queen, her hands unspoiled by the dust of the material world
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ABC’s CEO Is Very Sorry Jimmy Kimmel Made Daddy Trump Mad
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
youtu.be
September 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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I wrote my own Charlie Kirk obituary, and about valuing truth over manners: www.thenation.com/article/poli...
Charlie Kirk’s Legacy Deserves No Mourning
The white Christian nationalist provocateur wasn't a promoter of civil discourse. He preached hate, bigotry, and division
www.thenation.com
September 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I wrote my own Charlie Kirk obituary, and about valuing truth over manners: www.thenation.com/article/poli...
This is amazing and I also feel so bad for this guy.
Happy Monday!
little league ump getting drilled in the nuts 3 times in 1 game
September 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
This is amazing and I also feel so bad for this guy.