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Liam
@rampantpiracy.bsky.social
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I have gained this by philosophy: That I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of werewolves.
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Liam @rampantpiracy.bsky.social · Apr 23
4yo: [shows me toy]
Me: oh, who is this?
4yo this... [puts on lowest growliest voice he can manage] IS COTTONTAIL!!
Smallest cutest bunny toy I have ever seen.
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Scott Fright @scw.bsky.social · 1d
Franz Kafka writing Steam reviews
Steam review that reads “game is good but im some bugs”
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 2h
she lion on my de until i troit
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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · May 12
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 15h
HOW I LONG TO HUG YOU WITH MY NEW HUGE MUSCLES.
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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Aug 25
SPOCK: you are being.. highly illogical

ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk

KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity

ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 5h
Isn't that the villain from black panther
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 6h
the killdozer guy became this only semi-ironic epic hero for the average man who will be oppressed no longer, which is funny, because if you read anything about the background it becomes like 100% clear that he was in the wrong. Which makes sense! His actions are not those of a reasonable person!
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · Sep 3
The Coca-Cola Freestyle machine is an echo chamber. Good luck finding nuanced debates about hot button issues on that touch screen. It’s just soda names and flavored syrups
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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 12h
Thinking today of the Headless Horseman, who must be so frustrated by people dwelling on what he lacks at the expense of all the many things he has.
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Justin McElroy @thoughtographic.bsky.social · 1d
The Great A’Tuin
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Liam @rampantpiracy.bsky.social · 7h
didnt even cook it
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Liam @rampantpiracy.bsky.social · 7h
Badly generated meme: Cereal box proclaiming "Oops! All just Rice (It's literally just a bowl of rice)"
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 2d
Women only care about one thing. A beautifully cooked ham they dont have to share. They can eat the whole thing and they dont have to share with anyone. 6lbs of ham just for themself. They can take it in the bath or on the couch and its just theirs, not to share. No one can ask for a single swallow
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Liam @rampantpiracy.bsky.social · 9h
Putting anyone up against Satoshi Kon feels vaguely unfair.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 14h
In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”
Members of the force's sports squad, responsible - among other tasks - for policing the 170 miles of tunnels, caves, galleries and catacombs that underlie large parts of Paris, stumbled on the complex while on a training exercise beneath the Palais de Chaillot, across the Seine from the Eiffel Tower. After entering the network through a drain next to the Trocadero, the officers came across a tarpaulin marked: Building site, No access. Behind that, a tunnel held a desk and a closed-circuit TV camera set to automatically record images of anyone passing. The mechanism also triggered a tape of dogs barking, "clearly designed to frighten people off," the spokesman said. Further along, the tunnel opened into a vast 400 sq metre cave some 18m underground, "like an underground amphitheatre, with terraces cut into the rock and chairs". There the police found a full-sized cinema screen, projection equipment, and tapes of a wide variety of films, including 1950s film noir classics and more recent thrillers. None of the films were banned or even offensive, the spokesman said. A smaller cave next door had been turned into an informal restaurant and bar. "There were bottles of whisky and other spirits behind a bar, tables and chairs, a pressure-cooker for making couscous," the spokesman said. "The whole thing ran off a professionally installed electricity system and there were at least three phone lines down there." Three days later, when the police returned accompanied by experts from the French electricity board to see where the power was coming from, the phone and electricity lines had been cut and a note was lying in the middle of the floor: "Do not," it said, "try to find us."
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Liam @rampantpiracy.bsky.social · 14h
For the last time YES!!!!
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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 2d
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Liam @rampantpiracy.bsky.social · 16h
Sugar Bear don't like it...
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Liam @rampantpiracy.bsky.social · 16h
And yet when I walk around without pants and call myself Sugar Bear it's a problem?!!
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 23h
You know this bear fucks
The sugar crisp bear with bedroom eyes
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Abby Denton @abbydenton.com · 23h
Ninotchka's Stupid Hat would have been a great display name on 1939 Twitter
Greta Garbo wearing a weird gnome hat
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em dash dual wielder @juicyb3rry.bsky.social · 20h
The important thing to know is:
aura farming beats rizz grinching
rizz grinching beats ape juicing
ape juicing beats aura farming
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Liam @rampantpiracy.bsky.social · Dec 11
My favourite:
Tweet by @NoChorus from Dec 6 2020: A picture of Orson Welles, above reads: "I applaud those galoots. I really do. The new men of Pamplona, only their bull is the detritus of our american century. Joyous agony. Keaton would salute it. Enviable clarity of appellation too. Honest to god my heart longs to say it: 'Hi, I'm Orson Welles and welcome to Jackass.'"
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23skidoo8.bsky.social @23skidoo8.bsky.social · 1d
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Jacob Oller @jacoboller.bsky.social · 1d
woke up from a nap in a frenzy
a few good men but make it a few small beers
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 1d
A great weekend to share Jeff Bridges making a perfect joke
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Liam @rampantpiracy.bsky.social · 1d
True equality means considering the male gays
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