Monstro Elisabethshu
@pschlarm.bsky.social
a woman People Magazine once called “an unnamed friend of the deceased”
I cant believe the mind behind “open couple (one ugly)” is now just recapping mary kate and ashley movies for straight millennial moms. he could have given us so much more
“Open couple (one ugly)” would put Bluesky users into a coma if this is what qualifies as discourse
December 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I cant believe the mind behind “open couple (one ugly)” is now just recapping mary kate and ashley movies for straight millennial moms. he could have given us so much more
She’s so fucking stunning
December 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
She’s so fucking stunning
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the playbook author we said was a republican calling up sean spicer, notorious liar of the trump era, to get lunch and have so much fun together that they're starting a show is such a predictable storyline it probably came off the page of a failed screenplay by (former playbook author) ben shapiro
Scoop: After parting ways with Politico, Rachael Bade is teaming up with Sean Spicer and Dan Turrentine to launch "The Huddle," a morning streaming show and digital media venture intended to compete in the DC tip sheet space
www.status.news/p/sean-spice...
www.status.news/p/sean-spice...
The 'Huddle' in Washington
Rachael Bade is teaming up with Sean Spicer and Dan Turrentine on a new venture, Status has learned, braving the crowded independent media space with a new political show.
www.status.news
December 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
the playbook author we said was a republican calling up sean spicer, notorious liar of the trump era, to get lunch and have so much fun together that they're starting a show is such a predictable storyline it probably came off the page of a failed screenplay by (former playbook author) ben shapiro
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Everything this man says is just an attempt to find a new viewership base. There’s no point in even entertaining him. Let him go the way of his brother
November 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Everything this man says is just an attempt to find a new viewership base. There’s no point in even entertaining him. Let him go the way of his brother
I feel like I'm the only person who watches "I Love LA"
December 1, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I feel like I'm the only person who watches "I Love LA"
I made tortellini en brodo because i am FUCKING GAY
December 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I made tortellini en brodo because i am FUCKING GAY
4 of these ornaments are ceramic cheeses
November 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
4 of these ornaments are ceramic cheeses
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Heated Rivalry
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Heated Rivalry
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New Yorkers BLOCK ICE from leaving their parking garage ahead of a flopped mass raid attempt on Canal Street
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
New Yorkers BLOCK ICE from leaving their parking garage ahead of a flopped mass raid attempt on Canal Street
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From the people who brought you "oh so it's racist to say that white people are better than black people?" comes "find me a single place in the law where it says not to commit murder."
Stephen Miller’s Wife @katiemiller : “Can you cite the statute that makes the boat bombings illegal?”
@bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process
clause in the constitution.”
@bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process
clause in the constitution.”
November 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
From the people who brought you "oh so it's racist to say that white people are better than black people?" comes "find me a single place in the law where it says not to commit murder."
As someone who was recently telling a friend about how i have had sex with a priest, Josh O’Connor in the new Knives Out movie as a sexy priest with a neck tattoo that keeps popping out over his collar? Baby I was LEAKING
November 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
As someone who was recently telling a friend about how i have had sex with a priest, Josh O’Connor in the new Knives Out movie as a sexy priest with a neck tattoo that keeps popping out over his collar? Baby I was LEAKING
Bgb is what helps me mark the seasons, he is my calendar
November 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Bgb is what helps me mark the seasons, he is my calendar
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alana haim in “one battle after another”
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
alana haim in “one battle after another”
All water signs are perfect, hope this helps
why are scorpios like that? asking for myself.
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
All water signs are perfect, hope this helps
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Not really familiar with this new Chotiner fight but I will be using this treasure in the replies from time to time
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Not really familiar with this new Chotiner fight but I will be using this treasure in the replies from time to time
I have been blocked by cheryl hines on insta
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I have been blocked by cheryl hines on insta
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it's happening dot gif
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
it's happening dot gif
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It's absolutely disgusting what the New York Times, and particularly Azeen Ghorayshi, is doing with its coverage of autism. It's so deeply irresponsible.
It's the same playbook they ran on trans kids.
It's the same playbook they ran on trans kids.
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
It's absolutely disgusting what the New York Times, and particularly Azeen Ghorayshi, is doing with its coverage of autism. It's so deeply irresponsible.
It's the same playbook they ran on trans kids.
It's the same playbook they ran on trans kids.
GOOD MORNING GAY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
GOOD MORNING GAY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!
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How does all of this keep getting so much dumber.
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
How does all of this keep getting so much dumber.
Dude republicans seem to ADORE csam!?!
Instagram’s former head of safety and well-being Vaishnavi Jayakumar testified the company had a “17x” strike policy for accounts that engaged in the trafficking of humans for sex.
“You could incur 16 violations and upon the 17th violation, your account would be suspended"
time.com/7336204/meta...
“You could incur 16 violations and upon the 17th violation, your account would be suspended"
time.com/7336204/meta...
7 Allegations Against Meta in Newly Unsealed Filings
Court filings allege Meta tolerated sex trafficking, hid harms to teens, and prioritized growth over user safety for years.
time.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Dude republicans seem to ADORE csam!?!
I just want a different tan line?
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I just want a different tan line?
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Why this look like they’re waiting for Flav to give out the last clock?
November 19, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Why this look like they’re waiting for Flav to give out the last clock?