Honey Labubu
@thepugfather.bsky.social
pug dad extraordinaire // faguette d'un certain âge // dorit kemsley apologist // board certified poppers sommelier
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Bessent is a dumb faggot who should never get laid again ✌️
Bessent at a New York Times event: "I actually don't read the New York Times anymore ... I read this article -- 'President Trump is slowing down. President Trump's mental capacity' -- it is 100% fake. This is why young people are going to TikTok ... we just had a 3 hour cabinet meeting yesterday!"
December 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Bessent is a dumb faggot who should never get laid again ✌️
recycling one of my first traps here for dick root thread but not thread bc im too lazy to find one to qp and i stand alone. whatever
December 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
recycling one of my first traps here for dick root thread but not thread bc im too lazy to find one to qp and i stand alone. whatever
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Let’s compare notes
December 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Let’s compare notes
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hey how do i get on funny bluesky
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
hey how do i get on funny bluesky
The follow up to jreen bean casserole we’ve all been waiting for
December 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The follow up to jreen bean casserole we’ve all been waiting for
When my martini is not subzero cold; stirred 50 times clockwise, 50 times counterclockwise; with a noticeable but conservative amount of olive brine, I start to sprout bangs like pictured below.
(This is about a homemade martini. I would drink warm gin b4 I sent a drink back)
(This is about a homemade martini. I would drink warm gin b4 I sent a drink back)
December 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
When my martini is not subzero cold; stirred 50 times clockwise, 50 times counterclockwise; with a noticeable but conservative amount of olive brine, I start to sprout bangs like pictured below.
(This is about a homemade martini. I would drink warm gin b4 I sent a drink back)
(This is about a homemade martini. I would drink warm gin b4 I sent a drink back)
daydreaming about taint
December 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
daydreaming about taint
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Amazon, please stop asking me if books I bought month ago met my expectations. I still have unread books I bought in 2012. Be real.
December 2, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Amazon, please stop asking me if books I bought month ago met my expectations. I still have unread books I bought in 2012. Be real.
Ordered a regular size 3.8 fl.oz. bottle of lube and a small travel size. I want you all to guess which packaging pertains to which size. ASMR unboxing reveal at 3pm EST
December 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Ordered a regular size 3.8 fl.oz. bottle of lube and a small travel size. I want you all to guess which packaging pertains to which size. ASMR unboxing reveal at 3pm EST
Caitlyn Jenner when she discovers bluesky
Sure I might’ve killed two pedestrians in a hit and run collision, but at least I responded to your skeet 🙂↕️
December 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Caitlyn Jenner when she discovers bluesky
Prolifically posting today and tomorrow so that when I start my 2 week sabbatical on wednesday, everyone remembers me*
(haunt the tl still)
(haunt the tl still)
December 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Prolifically posting today and tomorrow so that when I start my 2 week sabbatical on wednesday, everyone remembers me*
(haunt the tl still)
(haunt the tl still)
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@thepugfather.bsky.social I’m leaning more towards weeping willow. You always have a very calm presence on my feed with never starting drama and always being so relaxed. Also your smooth, tan skin reminds me of the brown/olive color of the branches.
December 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
@thepugfather.bsky.social I’m leaning more towards weeping willow. You always have a very calm presence on my feed with never starting drama and always being so relaxed. Also your smooth, tan skin reminds me of the brown/olive color of the branches.
Guys 🫣😬 it’s not my birthday. It’s just a dumb tiktok reference. I didnt even consider it would register as a birthday announcement. Let’s hold this energy for March 😬
December 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Guys 🫣😬 it’s not my birthday. It’s just a dumb tiktok reference. I didnt even consider it would register as a birthday announcement. Let’s hold this energy for March 😬
js learned that whitexican does fart content
December 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
js learned that whitexican does fart content
1.. 2
1.. 2.. 3 🙌 release em
🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈
1.. 2.. 3 🙌 release em
🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈
December 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
1.. 2
1.. 2.. 3 🙌 release em
🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈
1.. 2.. 3 🙌 release em
🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈
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Btw anthony bourdain and eric ripert is my dream 3 way. And we are in a swiss chalet and they are eating raclette off my taint
December 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Btw anthony bourdain and eric ripert is my dream 3 way. And we are in a swiss chalet and they are eating raclette off my taint
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Millie Bobby Brown reveals she has changed her name after marrying Jake Bongiovi:
“It’s just Millie Bonnie Bongiovi, that’s it. Millie Bon Bon.”
(youtu.be/RBmR1Ot6538?si…)
“It’s just Millie Bonnie Bongiovi, that’s it. Millie Bon Bon.”
(youtu.be/RBmR1Ot6538?si…)
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Millie Bobby Brown reveals she has changed her name after marrying Jake Bongiovi:
“It’s just Millie Bonnie Bongiovi, that’s it. Millie Bon Bon.”
(youtu.be/RBmR1Ot6538?si…)
“It’s just Millie Bonnie Bongiovi, that’s it. Millie Bon Bon.”
(youtu.be/RBmR1Ot6538?si…)
Backshots and chill
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Backshots and chill
The last time I saw ittttt… the dog had it!
December 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The last time I saw ittttt… the dog had it!
Audio from my interview with @bostongayboy.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Audio from my interview with @bostongayboy.bsky.social
side daughter or mashed potatoes n gravy son??
December 1, 2025 at 12:28 PM
side daughter or mashed potatoes n gravy son??