Honey Labubu
@thepugfather.bsky.social
pug dad extraordinaire // faguette d'un certain âge // dorit kemsley apologist // board certified poppers sommelier
My tits over your head as nature intended (?)
December 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
My tits over your head as nature intended (?)
My gift to everyone via your ass 🫳🎁
December 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
My gift to everyone via your ass 🫳🎁
You do give Edie Falco with a horse cock and furry ass tbh
December 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
You do give Edie Falco with a horse cock and furry ass tbh
We’re kicking him out of the club. He doesn’t get any more dick.
December 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
We’re kicking him out of the club. He doesn’t get any more dick.
I get carried away with cheese. Also don’t sleep on a really good clothbound cheddar from VT. That’s always a hit bc it’s familiar enough for all but still nuanced in flavor for your 🧀 snobs and almost every grocery store has a decent one!
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I get carried away with cheese. Also don’t sleep on a really good clothbound cheddar from VT. That’s always a hit bc it’s familiar enough for all but still nuanced in flavor for your 🧀 snobs and almost every grocery store has a decent one!
This is my moment. Are you only allowed one?
If multiples I like to cover all major bases: a firm Idiazabal from 🇪🇸, Bûcheron from 🇫🇷 scratches the goat/semi soft itch, and i like blue but a mild crowd pleaser is 🇩🇪 Cambozola
(I really like cheese 😅😬)
If multiples I like to cover all major bases: a firm Idiazabal from 🇪🇸, Bûcheron from 🇫🇷 scratches the goat/semi soft itch, and i like blue but a mild crowd pleaser is 🇩🇪 Cambozola
(I really like cheese 😅😬)
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
This is my moment. Are you only allowed one?
If multiples I like to cover all major bases: a firm Idiazabal from 🇪🇸, Bûcheron from 🇫🇷 scratches the goat/semi soft itch, and i like blue but a mild crowd pleaser is 🇩🇪 Cambozola
(I really like cheese 😅😬)
If multiples I like to cover all major bases: a firm Idiazabal from 🇪🇸, Bûcheron from 🇫🇷 scratches the goat/semi soft itch, and i like blue but a mild crowd pleaser is 🇩🇪 Cambozola
(I really like cheese 😅😬)
Man spreading and the ankle to knee with a masculine hand clasp on the lap?? Baby you are looking at two total tops
December 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Man spreading and the ankle to knee with a masculine hand clasp on the lap?? Baby you are looking at two total tops
They’re trying to silence you before butt digging becomes a cultural movement
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
They’re trying to silence you before butt digging becomes a cultural movement
I’m shocked that “digging” and “butt” aren’t font size 50
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I’m shocked that “digging” and “butt” aren’t font size 50
That’s the fun of the holidays!! 🎊🎁🎄
December 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
That’s the fun of the holidays!! 🎊🎁🎄
Gray. Freudian slip
December 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Gray. Freudian slip
Rose Gay the taste jumped out
December 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Rose Gay the taste jumped out
That’s so crazy! You two should use me like a fleshlight. What?? Who said THAT??!!
December 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
That’s so crazy! You two should use me like a fleshlight. What?? Who said THAT??!!
the important thing is that you’re here now
December 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
the important thing is that you’re here now
WE ARE CHARLIE KIIIIRK WE CARRRRRY THE FLAMMMME
December 3, 2025 at 1:35 PM
WE ARE CHARLIE KIIIIRK WE CARRRRRY THE FLAMMMME