Honey Labubu
@thepugfather.bsky.social
pug dad extraordinaire // faguette d'un certain âge // dorit kemsley apologist // board certified poppers sommelier
They’re trying to silence you before butt digging becomes a cultural movement
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
They’re trying to silence you before butt digging becomes a cultural movement
recycling one of my first traps here for dick root thread but not thread bc im too lazy to find one to qp and i stand alone. whatever
December 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
recycling one of my first traps here for dick root thread but not thread bc im too lazy to find one to qp and i stand alone. whatever
🎶i think i like this little app🎶
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
🎶i think i like this little app🎶
Let’s compare notes
December 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Let’s compare notes
When the Boston 5% hetero boy jumps out
December 3, 2025 at 1:19 PM
When the Boston 5% hetero boy jumps out
baby there is no funny bluesky
December 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
baby there is no funny bluesky
The follow up to jreen bean casserole we’ve all been waiting for
December 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The follow up to jreen bean casserole we’ve all been waiting for
Honey Labubu never forgets to take out butter or eggs tyvm
December 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Honey Labubu never forgets to take out butter or eggs tyvm
When my martini is not subzero cold; stirred 50 times clockwise, 50 times counterclockwise; with a noticeable but conservative amount of olive brine, I start to sprout bangs like pictured below.
(This is about a homemade martini. I would drink warm gin b4 I sent a drink back)
(This is about a homemade martini. I would drink warm gin b4 I sent a drink back)
December 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
When my martini is not subzero cold; stirred 50 times clockwise, 50 times counterclockwise; with a noticeable but conservative amount of olive brine, I start to sprout bangs like pictured below.
(This is about a homemade martini. I would drink warm gin b4 I sent a drink back)
(This is about a homemade martini. I would drink warm gin b4 I sent a drink back)
I unblocked u just to see this????
December 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I unblocked u just to see this????
daydreaming about taint
December 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
daydreaming about taint
I had to used to the 911 bottle of water based recently and it felt like I was here
December 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I had to used to the 911 bottle of water based recently and it felt like I was here
Ordered a regular size 3.8 fl.oz. bottle of lube and a small travel size. I want you all to guess which packaging pertains to which size. ASMR unboxing reveal at 3pm EST
December 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Ordered a regular size 3.8 fl.oz. bottle of lube and a small travel size. I want you all to guess which packaging pertains to which size. ASMR unboxing reveal at 3pm EST
Which one is which. It’s crazy
December 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Which one is which. It’s crazy
I have a sinus infection and cvs cant sell me sudafed? Like not bc I make m*th just bc their system is malfunctioning and wont allow pse sales right now
December 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I have a sinus infection and cvs cant sell me sudafed? Like not bc I make m*th just bc their system is malfunctioning and wont allow pse sales right now