Hecubus
@protocrawl.bsky.social
I hate hate, love punk and jazz and horror and other nice things. ADHD, and supportive of all neurodiversity and lifestyles. Novice whimsical skedaddler. Pepsi is better than Coke. Send SASE for more details
Tom Hanks branded weed called Hanks Danks
Tom Hanks branded hair extensions called Tom’s Hanks o’ Hair
Tom Hanks branded Japanese bread crumbs called Hanky’s Pankies
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Tom Hanks branded weed called Hanks Danks
6 pack chicken tough combo
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
6 pack chicken tough combo
A lesser known Kids In The Hall sketch, which is also a perfect example of the darkness of which they're capable. And hey, timely!!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=H-fK...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=H-fK...
KITH: Thanksgiving
YouTube video by bluecinderella4
m.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
A lesser known Kids In The Hall sketch, which is also a perfect example of the darkness of which they're capable. And hey, timely!!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=H-fK...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=H-fK...
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Finally, an Olympic sport I can get behind!
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Finally, an Olympic sport I can get behind!
Pronhube hat and a Palm Angels shirt. The story tells itself.
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Pronhube hat and a Palm Angels shirt. The story tells itself.
I haven't worked in three years
My furnace hasn't worked for two years
My oven hasn't worked for almost a year
Please pray for my hairdryer
HAHAHAHA JUST JOKING
I'M BALD
My furnace hasn't worked for two years
My oven hasn't worked for almost a year
Please pray for my hairdryer
HAHAHAHA JUST JOKING
I'M BALD
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I haven't worked in three years
My furnace hasn't worked for two years
My oven hasn't worked for almost a year
Please pray for my hairdryer
HAHAHAHA JUST JOKING
I'M BALD
My furnace hasn't worked for two years
My oven hasn't worked for almost a year
Please pray for my hairdryer
HAHAHAHA JUST JOKING
I'M BALD
This edible is shit
taking a 1 Teragram Edible and it isn't hit yet
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This edible is shit
HAY EVERYONE MY DOG WANTS YOU TO LOOK AT HIS ASSHOLE
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
HAY EVERYONE MY DOG WANTS YOU TO LOOK AT HIS ASSHOLE
I am one of them, and yes we will be on the front lines! We are the Comfort Sardaukar, protecting your fleece onesies from those who would take your comfy pants.
people who relax at home in jeans should be in the front lines of the apocalypse
November 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I am one of them, and yes we will be on the front lines! We are the Comfort Sardaukar, protecting your fleece onesies from those who would take your comfy pants.
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I genuinely feel bad for people who are completely dismissive and incurious about art. What a flat and boring world they must live in. To look at a field of mountain flowers and perceive only neuron stimulation from photons falling on the retina.
November 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I genuinely feel bad for people who are completely dismissive and incurious about art. What a flat and boring world they must live in. To look at a field of mountain flowers and perceive only neuron stimulation from photons falling on the retina.
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🔥🚨🚨🔥 SOMEONE JUST RELEASED A SHITLOAD OF EPSTEIN DOCUMENTS.
#DeathOpEaters
#EpsteinCoverUp
I just started clicking on zipped files, and they're MASSIVE. Scroll down.
Link on Next page🔥🚨
#DeathOpEaters
#EpsteinCoverUp
I just started clicking on zipped files, and they're MASSIVE. Scroll down.
Link on Next page🔥🚨
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
🔥🚨🚨🔥 SOMEONE JUST RELEASED A SHITLOAD OF EPSTEIN DOCUMENTS.
#DeathOpEaters
#EpsteinCoverUp
I just started clicking on zipped files, and they're MASSIVE. Scroll down.
Link on Next page🔥🚨
#DeathOpEaters
#EpsteinCoverUp
I just started clicking on zipped files, and they're MASSIVE. Scroll down.
Link on Next page🔥🚨
Send more paramedics
November 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Send more paramedics
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WHEN THEY KICK AT YOUR FRONT DOOR
HOW YOU GONNA COME
WITH YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD
OR ON THE TRIGGER OF YOUR GUN
HOW YOU GONNA COME
WITH YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD
OR ON THE TRIGGER OF YOUR GUN
November 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
WHEN THEY KICK AT YOUR FRONT DOOR
HOW YOU GONNA COME
WITH YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD
OR ON THE TRIGGER OF YOUR GUN
HOW YOU GONNA COME
WITH YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD
OR ON THE TRIGGER OF YOUR GUN
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Oh, God, this is one of those "where do I even start" things, because Roblox is, like, *fractally* fucked. They are terrible at content moderation. A lot of the games are rated incorrectly, so kids can encounter graphic content (sex or violence) out of nowhere --
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Oh, God, this is one of those "where do I even start" things, because Roblox is, like, *fractally* fucked. They are terrible at content moderation. A lot of the games are rated incorrectly, so kids can encounter graphic content (sex or violence) out of nowhere --
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Great breakdown of why every single parent I know who works in the games industry (myself included) will never let their kids touch Roblox
Oh, God, this is one of those "where do I even start" things, because Roblox is, like, *fractally* fucked. They are terrible at content moderation. A lot of the games are rated incorrectly, so kids can encounter graphic content (sex or violence) out of nowhere --
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Great breakdown of why every single parent I know who works in the games industry (myself included) will never let their kids touch Roblox
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No tour is complet sans
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
No tour is complet sans
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I fucked your dad in Reno
Just to watch him cry
Just to watch him cry
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I fucked your dad in Reno
Just to watch him cry
Just to watch him cry
Good morning starshine
November 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Good morning starshine
Poor little dog
Don’t let this happen at your Thanksgiving feast! By Paul Poincy (1833–1909), Dogs in the Market, 1889, oil on canvas, New Orleans Museum of Art. #art #arthistory #painting #oilpainting
November 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Poor little dog
My kid sent me this and yeah, I got misty
November 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
My kid sent me this and yeah, I got misty
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like Carl Sagan said, we are all made of Starburst
November 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
like Carl Sagan said, we are all made of Starburst
Oh hell
if you tell your parents that you don’t want to have kids and they look offended, it’s because they’re thinking “damn, why didn’t I think of that“
November 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Oh hell
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You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
Oh Jesus Christ the fucking whimsy. Ain't paying almost 2 grand but hellll that purty
mfing Whoville lookin’ ass cabinet, this jusy ruined my whole god dam day smfh fuck this shit
November 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Oh Jesus Christ the fucking whimsy. Ain't paying almost 2 grand but hellll that purty