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Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 4d

I'm listening to @heyscoops.bsky.social as i'm driving my team back from a race and reacted the same way @thefamouspaul.bsky.social did to John Romero and now I have to obelisk a college cross country team

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Lane Stellmaker @hipcrimevocab.net · 7d

If you are a Texan being investigated for your connections to "radical leftist" groups, I am interested in representing you against harassment by Ken Paxton's office.

Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social · 7d

Citing the “martyrdom” of Charlie Kirk, Texas AG Ken Paxton says his office is pursuing sweeping undercover investigations into “leftist” groups. “To those demented souls who seek to kill, steal, and destroy our country, know this: you cannot hide, you cannot escape, and justice is coming."

"Leftist political terrorism is a clear and present danger. Corrupted ideologies like transgenderism and Antifa are a cancer on our culture and have unleashed their deranged and drugged-up foot soldiers on the American people," said Attorney General Paxton. "The martyrdom of Charlie Kirk marks a turning point in America.
There can be no compromise with those who want us dead. To that end, I have directed my office to continue its efforts to identify, investigate, and infiltrate these leftist terror cells. To those demented souls who seek to kill, steal, and destroy our country, know this: you cannot hide, you cannot escape, and justice is coming."
The radical Left has incubated an environment where political violence is not only justified but celebrated and praised. In July, nearly two dozen armed leftists connected to various Texas-based Antifa-like groups ambushed an Immigration and Customs Enforcement ("ICE") facility in Alvarado, Texas. On September 10, 2025, a leftist assassin connected to the radical transgender movement murdered Charlie Kirk because of Kirk's bold support for truth, love of country, and unshakable faith. Two weeks later, another deranged leftist opened fire at an ICE facility in Dallas.
President Donald Trump has officially designated Antifa as a domestic terrorist organization and instructed his administration to "utilize all applicable authorities to investigate, disrupt, and dismantle any and all illegal operations — especially those involving terrorist actions — conducted by Antifa." Building on President Trump's bold actions, Attorney General Paxton has instructed his office to initiate sweeping investigations into radical leftist organizations engaged in or providing support to those performing political violence.

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 24d

If you really related to Charles Bukowski when you were 20 and wondered what that meant, your late 40's in a dystopia are going to be a fucking ride.

Please enjoy arbys and almost nothing else

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Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 8d

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Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 9d

It's "I knew my team would choke" for the I Hate Sportsball crowd

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Philadelphia Phillies (Bot) @notphillies.bsky.social · 10d

All for October.

#RedOctober

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Philadelphia Phillies (Bot) @notphillies.bsky.social · 11d

Whole city is ready for #RedOctober

Photo of City Hall lit up red for Red October.

Photo of the Ben Franklin Bridge lit up red for Red October.

Photo of Boat House row lit up red for Red October

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Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 13d

Guess I forgot to put the fog lights in

Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 13d

what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.

Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 14d

I love that in a a paragraph detailing the personal issues that each president since the '50s had, even a staunch conservative just had to skip Jimmy Carter. Wonderful writing, as usual

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Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 16d

John Kruk is friends with Mick Foley?!

Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 17d

That looks so cool! I just got the botanical flower centerpiece to build for the weekend

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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 19d

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

Alyssa @alyssad.bsky.social · 19d

Hmmm....

US Border Patrol docks along Chicago Harbor Lock as part of immigration blitz

U.S. Border Patrol is making its presence known on Lake Michigan, the only Great Lake without a foreign border.

www.chicagotribune.com

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Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 21d

This doesn't say a single thing about fire or theaters or crowds....

Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 22d

Uncle Bill's Pancake House, obviously

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Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 23d

The absolute best

xsouthofkevinx @xsouthofkevinx.bsky.social · 23d

one of the nicest humans (by all accounts) is responsible for one of the hardest images ever.

Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 25d

To be fair, only 3 of those words have the potential to ruin my day

Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 29d

Microwaved?

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Old White Nepo Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · Sep 14

If they don’t want to hear about podcasts then they shouldn’t interact with a middle-aged white man

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Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · Sep 8

Just subscribed. You've been keeping me sane the last couple years of watching awful hockey from the Carolinas. Glad you're getting recognition and thank you for all the work you and Charlie and Kelly and Steph have been doing.

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Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · Sep 8

Go Birds

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Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · Sep 6

It has been an incredibly rough few months and my team isn't quiet where i'd like and it pissed down rain for the bulk of the men's race, but fuck I love this sport and that I get to do this instead of having a real job

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Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · Sep 4

I went to what I thought was one, but it was just a dungeon and a very different game

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Ian Riccaboni @ianriccaboni.com · Sep 4

Imagine writing a perfect song with a perfect arrangement and just... Sitting on it for 43 years because a different arrangement became a mega hit and the most misunderstood song of all time?

open.spotify.com/track/48gTzj...

Born in the U.S.A. - Electric Nebraska

open.spotify.com

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Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · Sep 4

This may actually be better than the Tracks version

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