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Track Coach. Scoop. Phan. Not in that order.
Currently in NC, but Jersey is always home. He/his
Currently in NC, but Jersey is always home. He/his
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The problem is not the pardon power. The problem is us. We weren't supposed to elect a crook as POTUS. If we did, the people we elected in Congress are supposed to do something about it. We're idiots, so we've elected crooks & cowards all the way up the line.
The problem is us. We need to fix us.
The problem is us. We need to fix us.
Giving the president the pardon power was a mistake. The most corrupt president in American history is conducting a jailbreak for his fellow criminals.
December 5, 2025 at 5:46 AM
The problem is not the pardon power. The problem is us. We weren't supposed to elect a crook as POTUS. If we did, the people we elected in Congress are supposed to do something about it. We're idiots, so we've elected crooks & cowards all the way up the line.
The problem is us. We need to fix us.
The problem is us. We need to fix us.
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I did not find out the hard way, not to raze my haemorrhoids, which I do not have, no matter what @thefamouspaul.bsky.social says on @heyscoops.bsky.social
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
December 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I did not find out the hard way, not to raze my haemorrhoids, which I do not have, no matter what @thefamouspaul.bsky.social says on @heyscoops.bsky.social
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
My family is Italian, so I don't think we're the best barometer
How did Americans treat each other before Trump came along? Worse or better?
I wrote this about #Thanksgiving and gratitude five years ago. Still good advice, I think.
www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
My family is Italian, so I don't think we're the best barometer
They're hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
They're hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!
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Pete Hegseth is right: Mark Kelly shouldn't be a senator.
He should take Hegseth's job and be SECDEF.
I'll be on MSNOW at 4pm to talk more about it.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
He should take Hegseth's job and be SECDEF.
I'll be on MSNOW at 4pm to talk more about it.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Senator Mark Kelly Is in the Wrong Job
He should be secretary of defense.
www.theatlantic.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Pete Hegseth is right: Mark Kelly shouldn't be a senator.
He should take Hegseth's job and be SECDEF.
I'll be on MSNOW at 4pm to talk more about it.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
He should take Hegseth's job and be SECDEF.
I'll be on MSNOW at 4pm to talk more about it.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
I've never liked RPGs, did not like Diablo or Borderlands or Elder Scrolls. Do I want to try Clair Obscur?
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I've never liked RPGs, did not like Diablo or Borderlands or Elder Scrolls. Do I want to try Clair Obscur?
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Trump's domestic Gestapo raided a job site, then handcuffed a US citizen born in Raleigh NC -- even after being shown the guy's REAL ID, which is only available to US citizens and LPRs
CBP+ICE will ignore your identifying documents when it suits their racism
www.newsobserver.com/news/local/a...
CBP+ICE will ignore your identifying documents when it suits their racism
www.newsobserver.com/news/local/a...
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Trump's domestic Gestapo raided a job site, then handcuffed a US citizen born in Raleigh NC -- even after being shown the guy's REAL ID, which is only available to US citizens and LPRs
CBP+ICE will ignore your identifying documents when it suits their racism
www.newsobserver.com/news/local/a...
CBP+ICE will ignore your identifying documents when it suits their racism
www.newsobserver.com/news/local/a...
Am I really high, or did the Flyers just scored 3 in like 30 seconds?
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Am I really high, or did the Flyers just scored 3 in like 30 seconds?
NCAA Regionals
...and one of my guys forgot his uniform
...and one of my guys forgot his uniform
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
NCAA Regionals
...and one of my guys forgot his uniform
...and one of my guys forgot his uniform
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I represent dozens (yes, dozens) of people raped by guards in the Federal Bureau of Prisons.
It sure would be nice if DOJ gave a tenth as much of a shit when it comes to compensating them.
It sure would be nice if DOJ gave a tenth as much of a shit when it comes to compensating them.
NEW: DOJ has been in settlement talks with Michael Flynn -- Trump's first national security adviser seeking $50M for his prosecution by ex-special counsel Robert Mueller -- and Stefan Passantino, a Trump I White House lawyer who accused the House Jan. 6 committee of privacy violations
bit.ly/4hWdolc
bit.ly/4hWdolc
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I represent dozens (yes, dozens) of people raped by guards in the Federal Bureau of Prisons.
It sure would be nice if DOJ gave a tenth as much of a shit when it comes to compensating them.
It sure would be nice if DOJ gave a tenth as much of a shit when it comes to compensating them.
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November 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM
All of my pictures were awful, but Blood and Guts was so much fun tonight. First time seeing AEW live, what a show!
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
All of my pictures were awful, but Blood and Guts was so much fun tonight. First time seeing AEW live, what a show!
After hearing @mindnoodler.bsky.social's story about the girl hugging herself when faced with a clown, I couldn't help by thinking "back in my day, my father chased me with a chainsaw." I feel so old.
November 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
After hearing @mindnoodler.bsky.social's story about the girl hugging herself when faced with a clown, I couldn't help by thinking "back in my day, my father chased me with a chainsaw." I feel so old.
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The destruction of the White House is such an ungodly abomination that, of course, the New York Jets are involved.
Alphabet
Altria
Amazon
Apple
Blackstone
Booz Allen Hamilton
Carrier
Caterpillar
Coinbase
Comcast
Google
Hard Rock International
HP Inc.
Lockheed Martin
Meta
Microsoft
New York Jets
OpenAI
Palantir
Reynolds American
Ripple
Roblox
T-Mobile
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tether
Union Pacific Railroad
Altria
Amazon
Apple
Blackstone
Booz Allen Hamilton
Carrier
Caterpillar
Coinbase
Comcast
Hard Rock International
HP Inc.
Lockheed Martin
Meta
Microsoft
New York Jets
OpenAI
Palantir
Reynolds American
Ripple
Roblox
T-Mobile
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tether
Union Pacific Railroad
October 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The destruction of the White House is such an ungodly abomination that, of course, the New York Jets are involved.
S3E3 of The Diplomat: a major point is something called The Law of the Sea Treaty
October 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
S3E3 of The Diplomat: a major point is something called The Law of the Sea Treaty
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Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
October 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
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I am a longstanding believer that America, the left-of-center coalition very much inclusive, lacks redemptive systems to our great discredit. But all redemptive systems still require some amount of work and aren't a free pass to high office.
all of these people would do well to learn something about “cheap” and “costly” grace. no one is saying that platner is irredeemable, but that some things are a bridge too far for someone seeking a public trust. if he feels truly contrite, he can work on himself and his community and try again.
October 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I am a longstanding believer that America, the left-of-center coalition very much inclusive, lacks redemptive systems to our great discredit. But all redemptive systems still require some amount of work and aren't a free pass to high office.
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The only excuse Lois Lane has for why her interviewing Superman isn't unethical, despite their romantic entanglement, is that it would be even more unethical for the paper's other top reporter, who is Superman, to interview himself, yet she cannot say this. This dilemma should be taught in J-school.
October 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The only excuse Lois Lane has for why her interviewing Superman isn't unethical, despite their romantic entanglement, is that it would be even more unethical for the paper's other top reporter, who is Superman, to interview himself, yet she cannot say this. This dilemma should be taught in J-school.
I'm listening to @heyscoops.bsky.social as i'm driving my team back from a race and reacted the same way @thefamouspaul.bsky.social did to John Romero and now I have to obelisk a college cross country team
October 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I'm listening to @heyscoops.bsky.social as i'm driving my team back from a race and reacted the same way @thefamouspaul.bsky.social did to John Romero and now I have to obelisk a college cross country team
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If you are a Texan being investigated for your connections to "radical leftist" groups, I am interested in representing you against harassment by Ken Paxton's office.
Citing the “martyrdom” of Charlie Kirk, Texas AG Ken Paxton says his office is pursuing sweeping undercover investigations into “leftist” groups. “To those demented souls who seek to kill, steal, and destroy our country, know this: you cannot hide, you cannot escape, and justice is coming."
October 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
If you are a Texan being investigated for your connections to "radical leftist" groups, I am interested in representing you against harassment by Ken Paxton's office.
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If you really related to Charles Bukowski when you were 20 and wondered what that meant, your late 40's in a dystopia are going to be a fucking ride.
Please enjoy arbys and almost nothing else
Please enjoy arbys and almost nothing else
September 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
If you really related to Charles Bukowski when you were 20 and wondered what that meant, your late 40's in a dystopia are going to be a fucking ride.
Please enjoy arbys and almost nothing else
Please enjoy arbys and almost nothing else
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All for October.
#RedOctober
#RedOctober
October 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
All for October.
#RedOctober
#RedOctober
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