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Lucien Ey @pollhereford.bsky.social · 2h

May contain traces of hamberders and covfefe.

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Dr Carole McCartney 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @ctmccartney.bsky.social · 9h

I'm a law professor, and I'm only finding out now that lemons are the justice fruit?!

Sorcha Ní Nia @luiseach.bsky.social · 2d

I’m finding this unreasonably funny

A screenshot of a tweet that reads:

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of lawyer commercials and then asked it to write a lawyer commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

LAWYER COMMERCIAL

INT. FIRM LAW ROOM

A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books are very wide. They have eaten too many words.

LAWYER. Have you been hurt in an accidental at? Has the government sold your lungs without asking nicely? Are you Mesothelioma? Answer me!

The lawyer opens a briefcase. It’s full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.

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Lucien Ey @pollhereford.bsky.social · 2h

Love the high-falutin' names older caravans had.

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Lucien Ey @pollhereford.bsky.social · 2h

Space farts?
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Lucien Ey @pollhereford.bsky.social · 3h

The usefulness of them hit home the other day in a supermarket carpark when a BYD silently appeared from behind a bigger 4WD.

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Lucien Ey @pollhereford.bsky.social · 3h

Are there programmable sounds? Are they fun?

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misschief9.bsky.social @misschief9.bsky.social · 4h

Funniest thing I've seen today 🤣🤣
3 cops rubbing themselves all over a giant penis.

thekoolaidmom.bsky.social @thekoolaidmom.bsky.social · 12h

#NoKings event in Fairhope, Al.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.

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Lucien Ey @pollhereford.bsky.social · 3h

Indeed.

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Lucien Ey @pollhereford.bsky.social · 3h

A lip-fart sound-effect option?

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Lucien Ey @pollhereford.bsky.social · 4h

Local conditions can vary so much.

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John Borland @klaxonator.bsky.social · 1d

Hemingway-esque, I think.

Liver & O @liverando.bsky.social · 2d

Someone further up the thread posted this picture which gives me all the liminal feels

The glass front double door of the Seattle nft museum. The space beyond is dark and empty. There's a "space available" sign on the right side of the door with a number to call to lease the space.

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Lucien Ey @pollhereford.bsky.social · 5h

He likes to smell his own musk.

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Anthony Princiotti @tonyprinciotti.bsky.social · 5h

Dmitri Shostakovich is much cooler than you are. Then again, he's also a helluva lot more nervous.

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Lucien Ey @pollhereford.bsky.social · 5h

Thank you! So great we don't need to talk about who it's to describe.

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Lucien Ey @pollhereford.bsky.social · 5h

👑💩
Shocked to find there's not a poop in a crown emoji.

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Lucien Ey @pollhereford.bsky.social · 5h

'King Shit' is right there as a nickname.

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Lucien Ey @pollhereford.bsky.social · 5h

Which Almodovar movie is this?

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Lucien Ey @pollhereford.bsky.social · 5h

Ubu Roi himself.

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Lucien Ey @pollhereford.bsky.social · 5h

Sounds like someone Bertie Wooster was engaged to once.

Lucien Ey @pollhereford.bsky.social · 6h

The blonde tips.

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Lucien Ey @pollhereford.bsky.social · 6h

Their Communist city governments of the 1920s which built all that public housing also links them.

Lucien Ey @pollhereford.bsky.social · 6h

The oxygen mask adjusted so he gets a full whiff.

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Lucien Ey @pollhereford.bsky.social · 7h

Vance's victim fantasy?

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David @incnaturalist.bsky.social · 7h

15 endangered Smooth-coated otters taking a dump on the Louis Vuitton vip boat dock in Singapore. None of them missed 💩 You’re welcome! 🙌

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14h

YOU NEED TO START OFF POSTS LIKE THIS BY SAYING THE PERSON IS ALIVE AND OK

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 14h

Sir David Attenborough, the British documentarian and naturalist, became the oldest person to win a Daytime Emmy on Friday at age 99. He beat the record set last year by Dick Van Dyke. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/18/a...

David Attenborough sitting in front of a row of greenery and smiling slightly. A headline reads: "David Attenborough Becomes Oldest Daytime Emmy Winner at 99." Photo by Jane Barlow/Press Association, via Associated Press.

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