PoggieB
@poggie.be
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August (He/Him) ALL opinions are mine, because I own them. Even yours! No AI or NFTs that stuff is for dorks
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PoggieB @poggie.be · Aug 31
last year, i started running a Gacha game on my channel where folks could roll characters based on a list of weapons/elements/star-values, and i would draw them on stream with advice from my community

i've finally finished 10 of them, so here's the completed "Series 1" of Lil Buddies!🧵
image is split into 5 vertical slices of Lil Buddy illustrations image is split into 5 vertical slices of Lil Buddy illustrations
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AH I FORGOT TO MENTION IT WAS REQUESTED BY @killerweasel.bsky.social THANK YOU SO MUCH
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was requested to draw an octopus in a bowler hat, and i realized i had an incredible opportunity halfway through the first drawing
an octopus wanders across the ocean floor, greeting casually with a tip of his bowler hat and a "mornin' guv" an octopus in a bowler hat does the kubrick stare
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...and 2 cards YOU'VE funded so far (2/X)
a bad drawing of the tarot card "The Emperor" a bad drawing of the tarot card "The Hierophant"
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enough people are donating and buying Bad Art comissions that it's unlocked another 2 cards of a project called the Bad Tarot Deck

i'm drawing Bad Tarot Cards for every $50 i receive in donations/commissions - here were the 4 originals (1/X)
a bad drawing of the tarot card "The Fool"

he's a fool because he made the decision to start playing Yugioh a bad drawing of the tarot card "The Magician" a bad drawing of the tarot card "The High Priestess" a bad drawing of the tarot card "The Empress"
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folks in the FE fandom gotta stop being so nice or i'm gonna start getting delusions of grandeur
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@violetsummoner.bsky.social has requested Bruno Fire Emblem
i'm still not sure i understood that guy's motivations but that mask was REALLY cool

(1/2)
a bad drawing of Bruno Fire Emblem, cloak-in-hand, saying "my job here is done"
and alfonse responding "but you didn't do anything"
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to all the Fire Emblem enjoyers who keep paying me for bad art, nobody request Azura or all you'll get is an extremely detailed drawing of her abs and nothing else
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i was requested Kagero Fire Emblem Making Art, and ngl i didn't know she could do that.
what CAN'T she do?

alternate version in the replies for you to add the art yourself
a bad drawing of Kagero Fire Emblem pointing excitedly at her painting, while yelling at someone offscreen
text reads "I can do art"
"and be beautiful"
"and kill people!"
the painting is terrible btw but at least the sun has sunglasses
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i don't know @lazerkittenz.bsky.social's catchphrase, but the ref had so much aura that i can only assume it's-
a bad drawing of Lazerkittenz leaping through the air, voguing, sparkles and dashing lines all over
text at the top reads "I WILL KILL YOU" without a hint of malice - it's purely a fact
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nothing but respect for someone with a fanon of their own OCs, that’s biblical
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i'm so happy you like it!!
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got a double order for @alitoons.bsky.social OCs, Torri and Charles!
from what i could tell in the reference: they love each other very much, but also don't know the other one likes them - except when they're making out
a tiefling girl is swooning over her human not-boyfriend and says "omg I love him so much" with an arrow pointing at him

Meanwhile, he is saying "Dang I sure wish she was talking about ME" also with an arrow pointing at him.
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certified Guy Who Has Had Sex At Least One Time: Laslow Fire Emblem

i think i forgot alt text in one of the other drawings but i won't make that mistake again thank you for the $4
a bad drawing of Laslow Fire Emblem gesturing to his shining star, the pride of his life, his only reason for living, the most beautiful little girl in the world, his princess, a wonderful creature created to do no wrong

he's saying "Yeah, well, if I was bad at flirting, SHE wouldn't exist, now would she?!"
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your happiness is my happiness

also $4 is my happiness
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you spoil me
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@littlemissdash.bsky.social specifically requested a "hawt" drawing of Nohrian Cohrrian Fire Emblem

thank you for supporting my craft
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everyone go pay poggie 4 delicious dollars for bad art of your fave NOW 🫵
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my first happy customer and it's a drawing of Alfonse Fire Emblem
a bad drawing of Alfonse Fire Emblem saying "Maybe... maybe I'm in the gacha hell" with an emphasis on "I'm"
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my first happy customer and it's a drawing of Alfonse Fire Emblem
a bad drawing of Alfonse Fire Emblem saying "Maybe... maybe I'm in the gacha hell" with an emphasis on "I'm"
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my bad art commissions are on sale for $4 (that's ONE box of Tim Tams)

i'll draw anything you want unless it's gross and i don't like it
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bad art of a guy in a beret with a pencil
he stands in front of a table with a bad drawing of this drawing on it

big text above reads "Lemme Draw 4 U"
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i keep seeing posts about people being miserable after updating to Windows 11, and i highly recommend switching to Windows 10 LTSC instead!

i did it last week, and now i'm getting support until like 2032! it's the exact same as the normal OS, it's just what businesses use
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I don't like him personally, but David Simon on AI is the final word on the subject.
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“umm, you don’t bury survivors” just answer the damn question