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I acknowledge that the land on which I live is unceded territory of the Mi’kmaq First Nation.
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Good morning.

If you live in Alberta, you should know that today your government will invoke the notwithstanding clause to wage war against transgender Albertans.

Not because transgender persons are harmful, but because the UCP is distracting you from their mountain of failures.

#ableg
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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She has awoken. So begins the almost two month trudge of Mariah consuming souls through Christmas Revelry.

That’s why she wants you for Christmas.
November 18, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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As an author whose work was part of the training data, all I have to say is--sucks for them.
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I Mother Earth just blew my ears straight off my head and I’m not even mad about it.
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Happy November 10th
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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holodeck games without in app purchases
November 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Security personnel,

Fight Club is canceled this week.

Worf
November 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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anyone for more gruel? 🥣
November 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I don’t normally do this but I’ve been so tired lately that I think some extra lay down time this morning is needed.

I may have to speak to my doctor about my fatigue levels. I seem to have plateaued at “it takes everything in me to just go about a normal day” and I’m waking up still exhausted.
November 6, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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saw a thing that said 9 out of 10 times a bad day can be solved by going to bed

the 10th time is fixating on random shit at 3am, way more satisfying and I have no circadian rhythm 🫠
November 6, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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what did anonymous do on the 5th of november
November 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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hat
November 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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are phaser vaporized victims safe to breathe
November 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I’m tired of unsolicited advice.

I’m doing everything my doctors/nurses told me to do.

Just because you’ve had experience with a similar medical procedure doesn’t mean it’s the same as mine.

Getting tired of people thinking they know better than me or my doctors.
November 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Doing my part dot gif
November 4, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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does relativity at warp speed delay snapchat image deletion
November 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I’m a few days late but no longer spooky.

Unless you consider elder piggy gods spooky. Then it’s a you problem.
November 3, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Since I don't like calling them skeets, I realize now I've wasted all this time not calling them bleats.
November 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social this seems like your kind of thing 🤣
November 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Got tired of reading the news and getting mad. Feeding America backs 200+ food banks around the country and I've seeded with $500 for now. I'll match up to another $500 myself.

Pass the hat, RTs graciously appreciated, etc.
I'm supporting Feeding America!
To feed America’s hungry through food banks and engage our country in the fight to end hunger
teamfeed.feedingamerica.org
November 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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me: no it’s not the same time it was yesterday we changed the clocks last nite

my cat: are you even listening to yourself rn
November 5, 2023 at 2:31 PM
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Geordi,

No one has been receiving my emails for many months. This is a significant security risk and it must be fixed.

Worf
November 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Only two weeks left to submit your song! If selected your song will play during the Weather segment on Welcome to Night Vale.

Find out more and submit your song by 11/15/25 here: buff.ly/ci0js6G
November 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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PSA
November 5, 2023 at 2:41 PM
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You can curse daylight saving time, daylight saving, daylight savings, daylight savings time, and/or daylight time.

All are considered acceptable so go off.
November 2, 2025 at 10:41 AM