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“They were careless people, … they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made"

- F Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
Today, on CTV:

Vassy: “Okay, but you lost.”

Pierre: “blah blah Carney blah Liberal crime blah blah blah stealing my homework.”

Vassy: “Dude, do I need to say it again? You lost YOU LOST.”

😂😂

(Please note these are not actual quotes but a brass tacks summation of the interview)
December 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
What an absolutely disastrous interview for Poilievre on CBC this morning.

Just when we think he can’t possibly look any less capable of managing his own caucus - let alone a nation - he succeeds in looking like a file boy with some big opinions.

I just want an effective opposition, FFS.
December 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
All I’m saying is don’t come into these social media streets like Tapper is some kind of hero because he FINALLY questioned the official narrative on Trump’s health.

He made good $ writing about Biden’s dementia, but didn’t challenge Leavitt until now on Trump’s.

Weak sauce. He’s still ick.
December 14, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Me, trying to figure out the science behind 2 cups of coffee causing me to produce 8 gallons of pee.
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December 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Uhm, if they thought that clip was over the top, wait until they see the video wherein she’s doing some weird shit with her eyes.

Anyway, don’t look at it for too long or stare into her eyes. It will make you feel funny. Especially if you’re stoned. Don’t do that.
BTW that Erika Kirk interview was a huge success for CBS News, it went viral, just, uh, not for the reasons that Bari wanted
December 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Gotdammit, Nicki. You were an integral part of my running playlist, too. Like, “Super Bass” at the halfway mark every run always gave me the dopamine spike to keep going.

Anyway, hope that all goes well for you. Take care.
December 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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We salute you, Charles Clyde Ebbets
December 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Ugh. This image feels sacrilegious. The original is iconic.

This makes me uncomfortable on so many levels.
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 6:37 AM
The racism in the comments on Poilievre’s Facebook update about Michael Ma joining the gov’t shouldn’t shock me, but it does. And of course, no moderation happening. I won’t share the ugly comments, but here’s the post.

I’m so glad we kept this toxic, entitled, whiny manchild out of the PMO.
December 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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The Liberal Party under Mark Carney is the rebirth of the Progressive Conservative Party.

The CPC is now basically the fringe PPC/Maple MAGA/Reform Party.

#cdnpoli
December 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Dude blew a minority government.

The base may forgive a lot. It’s highly unlikely they will be forgiving of Poilievre losing the CPC’s chance to force an election on a non-con.

The base was hanging ALL of its hopes on that possibility.

Now that it’s gone, Pierre will be too.

#cdnpoli
December 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Poilievre’s federal career ended today, if it wasn’t already over.

A leader doesn’t survive blowing a 25 pt lead, losing an election & their seat, losing 2 MPs in 10 mnths to the party in power - & another to a resignation - resulting in a functional LPC majority gov’t.

What. A. Mess.

#cdnpoli
December 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The USA is in such a dangerous and disastrous state.

I just cannot imagine how any Canadian can admire and seek to emulate this.
Calling the press “fake news” is harmful. Calling them “seditious, perhaps even treasonous” for publishing reporting is something else entirely. Treason is a capital crime. Suggesting journalists should face it for exercising their First Amendment rights and doing their jobs is dangerous.
December 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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If you didn't already know the USA is our enemy is must be pretty clear now.
www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...
Canada’s defence minister responds to Trump’s new National Security Strategy
The weaponization of trade to 'strengthen American power and pre-eminence' is entrenched in the new U.S. National Security Strategy recently released by the White House.
www.ctvnews.ca
December 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I’ve likely seen more of the USA than most Americans, having travelled it from east to west, north to south.

I’m thankful I got to do all that travelling before the most recent Trump admin, because it’s looking like it will be a helluva long time before I return.

www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/us-...
Tourists from 42 countries will have to submit 5 years of social media history to enter U.S. under Trump plan
The Trump administration is proposing to ask visitors from countries with visa-free travel to the U.S. to submit five years of their social media history before they can enter.
www.cbsnews.com
December 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I’m curious about who was behind it.

Braun? Borchetta? Ye? And what was the point of it, what was the objective? Political? Personal? Revenge?

A coordinated attack across multiple platforms, over several days, isn’t an inexpensive venture. Someone paid a bag to go after her.

Who? Why?

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December 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Happy Liberal Menace Season to all my liberal menace peers.

This Christmas, I challenge each of you to be such effective liberal menaces that eyes literally pop out of heads around the Christmas dinner table.

Let’s get out there and raise some heart rates 😂
December 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Ladies, gentlemen, and all good humans in my feed;

I humbly present one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen on Al Gore’s internet.

You’re welcome.
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Christina Gray is an absolute POWERHOUSE in QP, each time she rises.

I appreciate so very much that she consistently comes equipped to demand answers from this government about how they are blowing thru OUR money on contracts for their friends and family.

#ableg
🚨BREAKING!🚨

The NDP revealed yet another real estate deal involving Sam Mraiche and seemed to raise concerns he was might have been given the heads up to buy the building by someone in government!

If you watch 2 minutes today, make this it!

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Big news out of BC, where John Rustad has (finally) been removed as leader of the Conservative Party of BC, and as leader of the opposition.

#cdnpoli
December 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I finally found “Reservation Dogs” on streaming, so this is what I will be doing for the next few days see you all mid-week.
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December 1, 2025 at 5:42 AM
It’s heartening to see a Republican unreservedly call out Trump, & tie their vote directly to Trump’s behaviour. We’re seeing that happen in bursts more frequently, as of late.

They aren’t afraid to stand up to him anymore. His influence is waning, his numbers falling, his power crumbling.
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Wait - this is real?! IS THIS REAL?!

I thought this was satire. I thought this was a brilliant SNL Shorts thing.

It’s real.



Yeah I’m gonna be “friends off” with anyone in my circle who buys one of these things because shame on you.

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November 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The most amusing aspect of the pipeline drama is the warring conservative factions.

Alberta’s Premier: “VICTORY!! I TOOK ON OTTAWA AND WON!”

Pierre Poilievre: *mumble whine rant complain*

The UCP: “DANI WINS WE GET PIPELINE!”

Andrew Scheer: “BUT IT’S NOT REAL!!”

The #cdnpoli hilarity 😂😂😂
November 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Smith gets to go into her leadership review this weekend claiming she fought Ottawa & won, but she won’t have to deliver FOR YEARS.

Carney gets Danielle “off his desk”, has something to throw at Poilievre, appeases some conservatives, & gets 2 standing ovations in Calgary.

It’s. All. Theatre.
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November 28, 2025 at 5:27 AM