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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon

@planetofthemoon.bsky.social

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THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON IS POWERFUL AND INDEPENDENT. ASSERTIONS TO THE CONTRARY WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.

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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 18h

THE SEXUAL TENSION IS PALPABLE.

local lab animal 🐾 ☉∇ @wolftits.bsky.social · 19h

bane of my existence fuck the moon I don’t like her

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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 18h

SAME.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 23h

THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON AND A LITTLE ASTEROID BUDDY HANGING OUT AND TALKING SHIT ABOUT PLANET EARTH.

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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 23h

COUNTERPROPOSAL: WHY DON’T WE JUST HANG OUT AND TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH PLANET EARTH SUCKS.

Birds Are Dinosaurs 🦢=🦖 @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 23h

We should make them fight to determine which gets to be the final moon

Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 23h

Red alert, poets! We now have two moons! I repeat: we now have two moons

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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 7d

LOBSTER AT MARKET PRICE. NO POINTS PROGRAMS FOR CREDIT CARDS. DRESS CODE STRICTLY ENFORCED.

magothy.bsky.social @magothy.bsky.social · 7d

south pole of the moon...what's the restaurant scene there?

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 14d

She's a ten but she doesn't say mooooooon when there's a cool moon in the sky

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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 18d

CRIME CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR DESTROYED, ALTHOUGH IT MAY BE REARRANGED.

NPR @npr.org · 18d

As President Trump ramps up efforts to send federal officers and troops into cities, criminologists are watching closely. Are the feds doing this in a smart way?

National Guard presence may deter crime, but experts warn of the long-term costs

As President Trump ramps up efforts to send federal officers and troops into cities, criminologists are watching closely. Are the feds doing this in a smart way?

n.pr

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 20d

AS AN HONORARY APE, JANE GOODALL IS ALLOWED INTO APE HEAVEN.

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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 26d

THIS SOUNDS RIGHT.

Big Faze @bigfaze.bsky.social · 26d

Moon must be in Renegade tonight or whatever y’all be saying 🤣

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🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩 @moonrabbit.bsky.social · 26d

nice

ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 27d

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 26d

IF THERE IS ONE GOOD THING HUMANITY BRINGS TO THE SOLAR SYSTEM, IT’S BUTTS.

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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 26d

SAME, TBH.

Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · Sep 21

Respectable choices.

During his acceptance speech
for the NASA Public Service
Medal, Neil de Grasse Tyson
said he would have sex with
Jupiter, marry Uranus, and
Kill Venus.

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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 27d

ACCURATE.

titsay 𓆏 @titsay.bsky.social · 28d

the moon is a giant disco ball

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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 27d

ACCURATE.

titsay 𓆏 @titsay.bsky.social · 28d

the moon is a giant disco ball

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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · Sep 13

YOUR PLAYTHING IS NOW IN OUR CLUTCHES.

Servelan @servelan.newsie.social.ap.brid.gy · Sep 13

NASA confirms Moon landing by a private American spacecraft - Earth.com

https://www.earth.com/news/nasa-confirms-moon-landing-by-private-american-spacecraft-blue-ghost-1/

NASA confirms Moon landing by a private American spacecraft

Firefly Aerospace's Blue Ghost mission successfully makes a Moon landing, marking a milestone for NASA and its commercial partners.

www.earth.com

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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · Sep 13

THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING ANYONE’S SAID SINCE CHARLIE KIRK WAS ALIVE.

Stacey Burns @wentrogue.bsky.social · Sep 13

Ok PBS just let David Brooks say that his friends texted him “this is our George Floyd”

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · Sep 11

CORRECT.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · Sep 11

NOW IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE, CENTRISTS. POST YOUR CENTRIST HOT TAKES. SECURE YOUR LEGACY IN THE CENTRIST HALL OF FAME.

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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · Sep 10

CHARLIE KIRK DIED AS HE LIVED: GETTING SKEPTICS TO RECONSIDER THEIR STANCE ON GUNS.

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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · Aug 25

THE TOP PUBLIC HEALTH OFFICIAL OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT SAYS:

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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · Aug 23

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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · Aug 22

THEY SHOULD LET THE SMITHSONIAN REWRITE HISTORY IN MINOR WAYS. LIKE, THEY SHOULD SAY THAT JEFF GOLDBLUM PLAYED ARAGORN IN THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY.

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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · Aug 21

BLUESKY HAS A KERNING PROBLEM.

BLUESKY’S KERNING PROBLEM EXPOSED BY THE SPACELESS JUXTAPOSITION OF “L” AND “Y” AND THE COMICALLY LARGE GAP BETWEEN THEM.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · Aug 21

NOT SIGNIFICANTLY SO.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · Aug 21

“YOU CAN GO YOUR OWN WAY”

NO, YOU CANNOT. YOU ARE LITERALLY GOING THE SAME WAY AS EVERYBODY ELSE.

PLANET EARTH AND EVERYONE ON IT IN THE SAME ORBIT AROUND THE SUN.

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