Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩

@moonrabbit.bsky.social

1.4K followers 310 following 45K posts

i'm sashi (she/her), an autistic moon rabbit. my standard equipment loadout includes a bass, a code editor, and a shopful of power tools. mostly i repost art and shitpost. i also share daily life and whatever project currently holds my interest. 地上の月兎

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩 @moonrabbit.bsky.social · Jun 27

moon bunnies do a daily saitama workout because the lunarians read that's how the great Saitama, Earth's greatest hero, became the One Punch Man.

4 2 53

🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩 @moonrabbit.bsky.social · 2h

ok. time for bed.

1 3

🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩 @moonrabbit.bsky.social · 2h

she's gotta catch up with reimu

🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩 @moonrabbit.bsky.social · 2h

fuck the moon? maybe if your begging game is god-tier bucko

🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩 @moonrabbit.bsky.social · 2h

i've done multiple bits on this, to my confusion

Reposted by 🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩

🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩 @moonrabbit.bsky.social · Sep 9

i will be nice to hummingbirds, bats, and happy buzzes. hornets and wasps? no. there is no nice in me for the barfighting stand-my-ground relatives of the honeybee.

3 2 8

Reposted by 🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩

🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩 @moonrabbit.bsky.social · Oct 13

you ever think about how good it would feel to just roll up in a whole hornet's nest and squish their little bastard heads between your fingers with impunity? gods, i get tingles thinking about it.

🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩 @moonrabbit.bsky.social · Oct 13

a small price to pay for the smiting of one's enemies.

2 1 4

🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩 @moonrabbit.bsky.social · 2h

i know this is gonna blow y'all's minds, but gods, she's STILL so fucking hot.

🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩 @moonrabbit.bsky.social · Aug 13

Gods, she’s so fucking hot.

Reposted by 🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩

🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩 @moonrabbit.bsky.social · Apr 10

gods, she's still fuckin hot.

🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩 @moonrabbit.bsky.social · Aug 13

Gods, she’s so fucking hot.

1 1

Reposted by 🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩

🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩 @moonrabbit.bsky.social · Aug 13

Gods, she’s so fucking hot.

1 2

🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩 @moonrabbit.bsky.social · 2h

remembering when some dipshit upstarts of The Wired attempted to start beef with dril, as if the blue whale would notice the krill

Reposted by 🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩

🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩 @moonrabbit.bsky.social · Jul 21

he isn't human, he's a feverdream tulpa manifested by the group-consciousness of all posters. he's the closest thing we have to iwakura lain in this world's The Wired.

2 1

Reposted by 🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩

🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩 @moonrabbit.bsky.social · Jul 21

the thing about tangling with dril is that he's god-tier, like, posting with him posting like mad is like trying to get oxygen to your kindling in a closed system with a supernova. he takes whatever energy, good or bad, he gets and converts it to more posting output.

1 1

Reposted by 🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩

🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩 @moonrabbit.bsky.social · Aug 13

"dress for the job you want"

okay, but god-witch of the moon-viewing forest doesn't really have a defined look and definitely isn't paying.

💛 Mighty 🤍 Mad 💜 Maxine 🖤 @mightymadmaxine.bsky.social · Aug 13

"Dress for the job you want"

I want a job?

Tamanna @itssynecdoche.bsky.social · Aug 13

"Dress for the job you want"

*attends the interview in a nightgown*

1 1

Reposted by 🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩

🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩 @moonrabbit.bsky.social · Aug 29

defying god (eating chicken fingies without dipping sauces)

Saph @sleepysappho.bsky.social · Aug 29

defying god (eating a fudge stripe)

1 4

Reposted by 🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩

🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩 @moonrabbit.bsky.social · Aug 29

defying god (not checking the expiration date on the gallon of milk from the back fridge)

1 3 2

Reposted by 🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩

🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩 @moonrabbit.bsky.social · Aug 29

defying god (melting and eating a kilo of cheese and then washing it down with six cups of flan.

Reposted by 🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩

🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩 @moonrabbit.bsky.social · Aug 29

defying god (not running equipment pre-checks at the start of the shift)

Reposted by 🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩

🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩 @moonrabbit.bsky.social · Aug 29

defying god (wearing short biker shorts and a tanktop to limb and buck fir trees in full sun on a 95°F day)

1 3

Reposted by 🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩

🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩 @moonrabbit.bsky.social · Aug 29

defying god (raising zombies so i can create a Saga prefecture-based idol group)

3 7

Reposted by 🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩

🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩 @moonrabbit.bsky.social · Aug 31

defying god (taking the cursed paper from her so she descends to mortal form)

1 1 5

Reposted by 🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩

🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩 @moonrabbit.bsky.social · Sep 8

topping God to become God

cass, tech witch 🪄 💻 ✨ @starsetbyte.lol · Sep 7

killing God to become God

1 1 1

Reposted by 🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩

🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩 @moonrabbit.bsky.social · Oct 13

the higher the twintails, the closer to god (her name is Tosaka Rin)

1 3

Reposted by 🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩

🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩 @moonrabbit.bsky.social · Oct 13

A God Destroyer, or as Musashi calls it, a #8.

You got it! One god destroyer, coming right up!

1 3

Reposted by 🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩

🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩 @moonrabbit.bsky.social · Sep 12

*follows this by a repost of a cute anime girl smiling*

what? this is my whole vibe idkwtf you expected.

🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩 @moonrabbit.bsky.social · Sep 12

i do not merely hate: i pray while still-living, he rots, cognition intact as all he knows and loves erodes. aware and tethered to his decaying shell.

no throat to scream, eyes to cry.

i permit him words cold aeons later. he begs for death. i reply to a form that no longer can: do it yourself.

Hanna ☭ @handle.invalid · Sep 12

"hate is a strong word", my bad i meant i hope he rots.

1 3

Reposted by 🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩

🎃🐇 A Rabbit In A Witch Hat 🏴‍☠️🚩 @moonrabbit.bsky.social · Aug 1

Dollplayer Level: God-Tier