Nobody's Hero
@pfunitedfloyd.bsky.social
We are young
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only immortal
For a limited time
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only immortal
For a limited time
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
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![Comic: Typical Geologic core sample. [Cylindrical core sample with labels for difference sections from top to bottom] Topsoil, till, granite bedrock, bottomsoil, roof of subway car, floor of subway car, more granite, municipal water main [gouge in core sample], slightly different granite, piece of screaming spelunker’s forearm, cool crystals with no resale value, mangled fragments of drillbit from previous attempt, some boring intrusive rock that’s basically granite but has a name like “diorite” or “Andalite” that you always have to look up, netherrack, Balrog wing. [break between next chunk of core sample] Granite, topsoil, cement, floorboards, carpet, possessions of a confused and angry homeowner in the other hemisphere.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicffnydtpbb2x24cfbblv2qtcwbr37zyw44vtqx47ocj2a26b2j2u@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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If you're looking for a nice Christmas gift, I have just the thing for you: Homemade Arcade sticks from France. I've made a small batch discounted for early adopters ! Also you can buy my original catstick !
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y-lab-arcade-controllers.sumupstore.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
If you're looking for a nice Christmas gift, I have just the thing for you: Homemade Arcade sticks from France. I've made a small batch discounted for early adopters ! Also you can buy my original catstick !
y-lab-arcade-controllers.sumupstore.com
y-lab-arcade-controllers.sumupstore.com
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47 years ago today, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
47 years ago today, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.
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Sos: urgent plea!!! If you are someone you know has been considering adopting a dog and you have patience and love to give, please, please, please consider this sweet boy.
November 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Sos: urgent plea!!! If you are someone you know has been considering adopting a dog and you have patience and love to give, please, please, please consider this sweet boy.
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smoked salmon too expensive! fish don't have fingers; how are they supposed to hold the cigarettes
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
smoked salmon too expensive! fish don't have fingers; how are they supposed to hold the cigarettes
Geez, i didn't think shopping for basic bitch computer cases would be so difficult
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Geez, i didn't think shopping for basic bitch computer cases would be so difficult
Yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
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This has to have been agony to keep quiet this long! #stargate #stargateisback
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Stargate Returns! - Joseph Mallozzi's Weblog
AMAZONG GREENLIGHTS A NEW STARGATE SERIES Yes, it’s true. 14 years after the franchise aired its last episode (SGU’s “Gauntlet”), a new Stargate series has been greenlit by Amazon. And it’s not a re...
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November 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This has to have been agony to keep quiet this long! #stargate #stargateisback
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People act so proper when they're going 'bout their business
Cup of coffee, friendly conversation
'Til they get home, 'til they get home
Take the phone off, lock the door and shut the curtains
Make sure that the neighbors are without suspicion
No one will know, no one will know
Cup of coffee, friendly conversation
'Til they get home, 'til they get home
Take the phone off, lock the door and shut the curtains
Make sure that the neighbors are without suspicion
No one will know, no one will know
Ugh, I forget everyone wants to know why you missed work when you get back. I never have a good response because I'm shocked they asked! I am the least nosey person you will ever meet. I'm not going to ask what you were up to, I just don't care. But not in a mean way! I'm just not curious!
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
People act so proper when they're going 'bout their business
Cup of coffee, friendly conversation
'Til they get home, 'til they get home
Take the phone off, lock the door and shut the curtains
Make sure that the neighbors are without suspicion
No one will know, no one will know
Cup of coffee, friendly conversation
'Til they get home, 'til they get home
Take the phone off, lock the door and shut the curtains
Make sure that the neighbors are without suspicion
No one will know, no one will know
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Tom Cruise
What actor are you so (rationally or not) repulsed by that their work, no matter how good, is unwatchable to you?
Leonardo DiCaprio
Leonardo DiCaprio
November 16, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Tom Cruise
I dunno, i just fix moving lights and video walls for a living, but it seems like wearing ceramic plates (armor) only covering your chest & back without protecting covering your neck, shoulders or face is pointless. Seems like a lot of weight to carry for no reason.
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I dunno, i just fix moving lights and video walls for a living, but it seems like wearing ceramic plates (armor) only covering your chest & back without protecting covering your neck, shoulders or face is pointless. Seems like a lot of weight to carry for no reason.
Sales guy trying to sell the extended 100k warranty while my inner monologue says "sir, my current car has 212k miles & it's 2nd engine. My previous car had 286k when I abandoned it in a field"
I had to sit thru the entire new car buying process today with my parents. Jesus what a painful experience. Biting my tongue to not say "Haven't they replaced you with a coin-operated machine yet?"
November 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Sales guy trying to sell the extended 100k warranty while my inner monologue says "sir, my current car has 212k miles & it's 2nd engine. My previous car had 286k when I abandoned it in a field"
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My kid recently watched Back to the Future Part II for the first time, and he immediately thought of making his own version of this meme.
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
My kid recently watched Back to the Future Part II for the first time, and he immediately thought of making his own version of this meme.
Evil Otto
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Evil Otto
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I have the most wonderful story for you all today: baby alligator spotted in Charles River, then immediately rescued by local reptile enthusiast
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I have the most wonderful story for you all today: baby alligator spotted in Charles River, then immediately rescued by local reptile enthusiast
I had to sit thru the entire new car buying process today with my parents. Jesus what a painful experience. Biting my tongue to not say "Haven't they replaced you with a coin-operated machine yet?"
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I had to sit thru the entire new car buying process today with my parents. Jesus what a painful experience. Biting my tongue to not say "Haven't they replaced you with a coin-operated machine yet?"
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MANOS DAY GIVEAWAY!
"Like" and reply to this post for a chance to win our Manos Day DVD Box Set, including #MST3K's riff of MANOS, MANOS RETURNS, MANOS: THE HANDS OF FELT & more!
Join us LIVE on Saturday, November 15 @ 8pm ET when we choose a winner!
Details: dumb-industries.com/manosday
"Like" and reply to this post for a chance to win our Manos Day DVD Box Set, including #MST3K's riff of MANOS, MANOS RETURNS, MANOS: THE HANDS OF FELT & more!
Join us LIVE on Saturday, November 15 @ 8pm ET when we choose a winner!
Details: dumb-industries.com/manosday
November 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
MANOS DAY GIVEAWAY!
"Like" and reply to this post for a chance to win our Manos Day DVD Box Set, including #MST3K's riff of MANOS, MANOS RETURNS, MANOS: THE HANDS OF FELT & more!
Join us LIVE on Saturday, November 15 @ 8pm ET when we choose a winner!
Details: dumb-industries.com/manosday
"Like" and reply to this post for a chance to win our Manos Day DVD Box Set, including #MST3K's riff of MANOS, MANOS RETURNS, MANOS: THE HANDS OF FELT & more!
Join us LIVE on Saturday, November 15 @ 8pm ET when we choose a winner!
Details: dumb-industries.com/manosday
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Random rant: I don't really care that much that chocolate hummus exists.
Sure it's not good but why waste my energy being angry about it? The people who buy it will be punished by eating it and the people who make it will be judged in the next life when they face God
Sure it's not good but why waste my energy being angry about it? The people who buy it will be punished by eating it and the people who make it will be judged in the next life when they face God
November 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Random rant: I don't really care that much that chocolate hummus exists.
Sure it's not good but why waste my energy being angry about it? The people who buy it will be punished by eating it and the people who make it will be judged in the next life when they face God
Sure it's not good but why waste my energy being angry about it? The people who buy it will be punished by eating it and the people who make it will be judged in the next life when they face God
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CBP is here to help
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
CBP is here to help
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ICE making community inroads
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
ICE making community inroads
Fuck yeah
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Fuck yeah