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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 9m

The office dog kept showing me where the treats are, (that he already had several of!) and when that didn't work he started crying lol. He wants a constant stream of food going into his mouth conveyer belt style

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 11m

I must admit, it would be very funny to rip off the hairy g string to reveal pubic hair the same color and shape lol

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 2h

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

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John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 2h

I’m sorry, sir, but that information is yassified.

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 1h

Baby steps will still get you where you need to go 💜

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 1h

Happy Valentine's Day! 💘

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 2h

lol I went to Marshall's and they already brought out the Christmas shit and put the Halloween stuff on clearance. it's October 15

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Jeff Yang @originalsp.in · 2h

ICE arrested comedian Robby Roadsteamer for singing a parody of Rod Stewart’s “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy” in a Jeffrey Epstein the Giraffe costume outside their facility.

He sings “If you hate brown people / and you are a Nazi” and ICE thugs grab him and drag him into detention. No violence—just speech.

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Dana El Kurd @danaelkurd.bsky.social · 2h

This is incredible. The contrast between the Chilean consul and the Swedes is incredible. The audacity of the Israelis is incredible. I have no words

Christine Binzel @christinebinzel.bsky.social · 2h

Horrific testimony by Greta Thunberg

www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/25...

Greta Thunberg: “They kicked me every time the flag touched my face”

– Greta Thunberg on her days in Israeli captivity Beating, kicking, and threats of being gassed in cages. Greta Thunberg and several others from the flotilla ar

www.aftonbladet.se

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Ivy @plantgal.bsky.social · 2h

“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked grok” I asked the oracle and the prophecy foretold you’re a fucking loser

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 1h

Ohhhh how I miss cold ass desert nights 😭

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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 7h

verhoeven country

meat stains @petegain.es · 7h

Fuck you @government

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 4h

No, I don't think so. I don't know a lot about her past except she was kept with about 30 other dogs

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 4h

That's why I posted a picture of a terrible nasty one lol. I love (west coast) donuts! When I visit my mom in Nevada I eat too many and get kinda sick

🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 4h

Aww, I'm sorry

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 5h

And before anyone says anything, NO. Her getting the mar-a-lago face is not the worst things about her. Not by a long shot! I'm just sick of people flattering her by calling her ice Barbie. I'm sure she's into that, but she is a fucking ghoul on multiple levels

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 5h

Ugh, gotta stop calling her ice Barbie. It's rude to Barbie, and it implies to many things that she simply is not. She's an over filled poorly fried donut maybe. I see that resemblance more

Kristy noem looking like the filler is migrating so she's fixing it with some Max Factor pancake she's had since the 80s. Look is topped off with lashes she stole from Trixie Mattel

Shitty apple fritters. I think they are paleo, just awful, but they do bear a striking resemblance

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 15h

Everyone on staff is glad to be working, and nobody wants to hear their opinion anyways. They talk shit behind the scenes, collect their check, and let them flop. There is nothing to be done

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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 16h

At about 0:55, a couple in a nearby car gets out and hurries away with an infant in a carseat to try and escape the tear gas:

Hart Cunningham @hpsc24.bsky.social · 19h

Zero Regard for Safety, ICE Escalation in Chicago Leaves Baby in Harm’s Way🇺🇸

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 16h

Ok. Lu is safe in her little bed, I have calmed down, and given her many kisses. Nightmares of rabid feral cat lurking in the dark and getting her have passed, but boy howdy did that ordeal leave a mark on us.

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 16h

Yes, the dog just ran away from me, and I ran through the house to go out the side door and snatch her. Except I couldn't get out! And she's running around in the dark! I'm ready to put my fucking fist through this window!

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 16h

*nods* oh yes, that's nice

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 16h

Oh, they have no idea what any of this shit they say means. I've seen several videos of kids trying to explain slang and even I knew it was wrong as hell. And that's fine, I don't care. Have fun kids! Glad to be an ignorant old fuck!

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 16h

How the fuck are these death trap doors legal, doors that require a key inside the god damned house would never fly in California. Nice to know if someone wants to stalk my ass and follow me home there is no way to keep them out that does not require massive fumbling around. Stupid fuck!

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 17h

I am so out of the loop on kids stuff because I don't have kids, and my gods it kicks ass. Wtf is a laboobo? Is 67 just a lame 69? I don't know, and I don't care. I'm busy drinking and getting laid, and watching tv shows from the 80s 🍻

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Patrick Charlton-O'Shea @aesonique.itch.io · 20h

Annikin and Padme meme:

So, Visa and MasterCard are going to block them now that they're officially producing NSFW content, right?

Right?

The Verge @theverge.com · 1d

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

buff.ly

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