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@penancearkana.bsky.social

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40-something autistic, nonbinary, pansexual, polyamorous, furry anarcho-somethingist.

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Literally a necromantic golem how could I be spookier? @penancearkana.bsky.social · Nov 5

I've decided to give BSky another try after some time away, so here's a new #AboutMe post. Let's start with the bits I can't change:
- Non-binary (they/them preferred, he/him OK)
- Pansexual
- Polyamorous
- Autistic
- ADHD
- Physically disabled

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Literally a necromantic golem how could I be spookier? @penancearkana.bsky.social · 2h

In regards to the evergreen FNAF kerfuffle:

Maybe four years is "a long time" when you still have "-teen" at the end of your age, but when you have to photoshop the Master Shake meme to read "40 or 50" to be accurate...nah. That feels like yet another demand for instant redemption.

Literally a necromantic golem how could I be spookier? @penancearkana.bsky.social · 2h

You're also operating under the assumption that he *has* changed to be more palatable to your personal morals with zero evidence thereof. It's only been four years since he said that right-wingers are better for queer folks because of the economy.

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Literally a necromantic golem how could I be spookier? @penancearkana.bsky.social · 2h

Exactly 2 elections, in fact, because Cawthon's donations were made in 2020 - 5 years ago, not "nearly a decade".

Literally a necromantic golem how could I be spookier? @penancearkana.bsky.social · 2h

Just gonna point out her bio here. Her entire personality is "FNAF fan", and approximately equivalent to the "Proud Slytherin"s from the HP fandom, it seems.

A screenshot of the bio for Spooky Eve (@thespookyeve.bsky.social), showing a FNAF-related banner, identifying herself as "Evelyn Alice Afton", and referring to herself as "THE Burntrap girl".

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 6h

If I have to see another post on here claiming there used to be good republicans and they got replaced by the baddies I’m going to fucking scream. The Southern Strategy was in the 1960s. Lee Atwater was giving speeches to these “nice people” where he just shouted the n word in the 70s

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Literally a necromantic golem how could I be spookier? @penancearkana.bsky.social · 5h

"bUt EvErYtHiNg WoUlD gEt mOrE eXpEnSiVe"

It did anyway

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innes @innes.bsky.social · 21h

Text: A computer can never be horny, therefore a computer can never make art

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Literally a necromantic golem how could I be spookier? @penancearkana.bsky.social · 19h

And that a real sex worker can say "no".

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Pride Was A Riot, Sacramento @pridewasariot.bsky.social · 1d

Punching Nazis, although great and cool, is not uniquely antifascist. Proud Boys (Western Chauvinists) beat up Active Clubs (National Socialist) and it doesn’t uniquely make them Antifa.

Words have meaning. We think you should be Antifa, and we mean that.

Pride Was A Riot, Sacramento @pridewasariot.bsky.social · 1d

Your Nationalism is not Antifa.

Winston Churchill was not Antifa.
General Patton was not Antifa.
Your favorite Nationalist was not Antifa.
That’s literally the point.

rt to spread awareness.

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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 1d

Imagining Jack Frost, Pikachu, and Agumon having a conversation

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BixByte @bixbyte.bsky.social · 2d

PLEASE DON'T SUPPORT THIS "INDIE PROJECT"

IT'S GENERATIVE AI SLOP

Very disappointed that no one is calling it out in the comments. But it's possible they could be deleting negative ones.

I was fooled by the preview image thinking "OMG GIRL BALTO" but nope, AI slop. #furry #furryart #animation

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Count Doracula 🎃 @heyitsdora.com · 1d

Okay I get it the "lol it's SOME OTHER ITALIAN DAY" memes are all in good jest but you could

Just

Celebrate National Indigenous Peoples Day

Which is already on calendars

Instead of coming up with different white people to celebrate on a holiday about a white man who committed atrocities

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Kraken @korpspropaganda.bsky.social · 2d

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 2d

yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket

Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 2d

Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.

Fuck Columbus.

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BOOOOlioraptor, PhD (spooky version) @biblioraptorphd.bsky.social · 2d

Janet saying: Fun fact: Columbus is in the Bad Place
because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide.

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⟢ Avilone ‹𝟹 ₊˚.⋆ @faeriegasm.bsky.social · 2d

This will be the hill I die on, “porn addiction” is not real, that phrase specifically is used as a dog whistle and is backed only by pseudoscience which has been created by right wing fascist organisations with the intention to demonise minorities. It is not real, actual science proves it isn’t.

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Literally a necromantic golem how could I be spookier? @penancearkana.bsky.social · 3d

A lot of the critique of No Kings I've seen is that it focuses on peace policing that would actively hand the frog over to the cops for "civil disobedience" and call him an outside agitator there to disrupt "peaceful protest".

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moby spookgirl 🎃🏳️‍⚧️ @eigenvectrix.myatproto.social · 3d

Given that the list of people Jay is willing to endorse and promote includes Laurelai Bailey I am forced to view any other endorsement by her in that light

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Literally a necromantic golem how could I be spookier? @penancearkana.bsky.social · 3d

The phrase "pie in the sky" was coined not to mean "fanciful", but "work now for nothing and get your reward 'later'", specifically referring to the Salvation Army's practices of "saving souls" while providing no material aid.

From the song: "There'll be pie in the sky when you die."

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Literally a necromantic golem how could I be spookier? @penancearkana.bsky.social · 3d

I AM THE FRIES ON WHICH YOU SUP!
I AM HOT CONVECTION!

Literally a necromantic golem how could I be spookier? @penancearkana.bsky.social · 3d

I know that feeling. Literally started an FC for folks like me so we have people to play with.

Literally a necromantic golem how could I be spookier? @penancearkana.bsky.social · 3d

Even weirder - he's not in it (as far as I can tell), but he was in at least one ad for it.

Literally a necromantic golem how could I be spookier? @penancearkana.bsky.social · 3d

Where do you source all the "Congratulations, you Did the Thing" awards you have to give out to your reply guys? Do you buy in bulk, or is it an on-demand service?

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Literally a necromantic golem how could I be spookier? @penancearkana.bsky.social · 3d

Here's your "Doing the Thing" award.

Literally a necromantic golem how could I be spookier? @penancearkana.bsky.social · 3d

It's the summer camp program at the Levis Jewish Community Center in Boca Raton, Florida.

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