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Joshua Pauselius
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ABOLISH ICE
She's running
AOC: We are going to have to reckon, as a country, with this time. And I hope that that reckoning includes prosecution of people who are involved with the lawbreaking and human rights violations they are knowingly engaging in right now.
February 6, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring
February 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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'Baldur's Gate' TV series is in the works

• Craig Mazin ('The Last of Us') is the showrunner

• Story takes place immediately after the events of 'Baldur's Gate 3'

• Will feature characters from the game

(via Deadline)
February 6, 2026 at 12:23 AM
That's enough Internet for me today
From @theathletic.com: Reports have surfaced before the Winter Olympics that allege ski jumpers are injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to fly farther. The World Anti-Doping Agency has vowed to investigate.
Are ski jumpers enhancing their penises to fly further? WADA is ready to investigate
World sport's anti-doping body has vowed to look into the lurid claims that first surfaced in a German newspaper in January.
nyti.ms
February 5, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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In to days discruse. BBQ dosent take time or labour.
February 5, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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I wrote about the crypto crash and why this is the worst crypto winter in the industry's history.

Sub to the Odd Lots newsletter here www.bloomberg.com/account/news...
February 5, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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Athletes like Jessie are the reason I will proudly be chanting "USA" during the Olympics.

The best of us know America can be so much better and we will get there through support for one another.
Jessie Diggins, Olympic cross-country skiing gold medalist, from the Twin Cities: “I want to make sure you know who I’m racing for…”
February 5, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Reminder that professional athletes are insane (complimentary).
Lindsey Vonn is back in the gym 👀

A reminder that she tore her ACL on January 30, 2026.

🎥 lindseyvonn on IG
February 5, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Bitcoin dropping this much before the Super Bowl is so funny because the biggest gamblers I know illegally gamble with Bitcoin. I wonder how the betting market will be if it drops further before Sunday.
February 5, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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No one should be opposed to this.
February 5, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I've partied pretty hard in my life, but I don't think I'll ever party harder than when this man croaks
Trump on Alex Pretti and Renee Good: "He was not an angel and she was not an angel. You know, you look at some tapes."
February 5, 2026 at 5:34 AM
This has to be a precursor move to create space prior to acquiring Giannis, right?!?
Warriors say goodbye to three players (JK, Buddy, Trayce) and get one new guy, Porzingis. Two roster spots open as of right now and…more deals to come?
February 5, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Closer one than last time for the Sharks, but the Avalanche are top tier. It's good for the Sharks to keep competing at that level
February 5, 2026 at 4:59 AM
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one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things
February 4, 2026 at 10:10 PM
The Left Joe Rogan is Hunter Biden but they refuse to accept it.
February 4, 2026 at 7:13 PM
New minority leader when????

This is an absolute joke and completely not aligned with what Democrats are demanding.
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:

End the roving patrols and racial profiling.

Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.

Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 3, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Fuck
Bulls and Pistons have desires met here in a young and veteran guards to Chicago and a sharpshooter goes to Detroit. Minnesota creates significant tax savings and roster space as they pursue a Milwaukee star this week.
February 3, 2026 at 7:53 PM
How many times do people need to be reminded that when Danny Ainge calls you do not pick up the phone?!?
BREAKING: The Memphis Grizzlies are trading star forward Jaren Jackson Jr., John Konchar, Jock Landale and Vince Williams Jr. to the Utah Jazz for Walter Clayton Jr., Kyle Anderson, Taylor Hendricks, Georges Niang and three future first-round picks, sources tell ESPN.
February 3, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Remind me, what is his post and duties in government?
Dr. Oz suggests Americans should retire later to help pay down the national debt
February 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
"you want another ass beating motherfucker?"

The kids are going to be alright.
Texas — Trump supporter fights kids

Kids win

www.instagram.com/reel/DUS-0sy...
February 3, 2026 at 3:28 PM
A policy streamline illegal immigrants path to citizenship with immediate legal status would generate even more tax revenue to pay down the federal debt, but let's not kid ourselves, Republicans have shown through their actions and policies they don't actually care about that.
Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later -- not retire -- or work better during their lifetime because they're healthy, it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."
February 3, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50

Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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DHS said that the woman CBP shot in the chest in Portland was “involved” in a gang shooting.

Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.
After Border Patrol shot two people in Portland, DHS claimed they were "vicious gang members" tied to a past shooting.

But records I obtained reveal a US prosecutor has since directly contradicted DHS, saying, "We're not suggesting he is a gang member." My dive into how DHS' claims have collapsed:
DHS’s account of two Venezuelans shot by border patrol falls apart in court: ‘A smear campaign’
Immigration officials said agent shot two ‘vicious gang members’ in Portland, but records obtained by the Guardian reveal US prosecutor contradicted claims
www.theguardian.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Is that SpaceX IPO estimated stock valuation also pricing in the next administration nationalizing SpaceX and sending Musk to prison?
February 2, 2026 at 11:34 PM