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Joshua Pauselius
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I'm an irrational sports fan and I love it. Best way to be a fan. 100% in the moment and past comments will undoubtedly look dumb in the future, but IDC!

ABOLISH ICE
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
EARTHQUAKE
December 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Looking at the political landscape for Democrats, I think the next presidential nominee is going to be James Talarico. Checks a lot of the right boxes to be formidable national candidate.
December 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Another day where @bart.gov just fails to take you to your destination. This is ridiculous for a Monday morning commute into the city.
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I'm feeling euphoric. The Broncos are locking up any tie breaker with NE for first place in the league while beating up the Raiders. I'll never get tired of whooping the Raiders.
December 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I hope teams decide to just stop scheduling games against Notre Dame. They don't want to join conferences and avoid championship games and now they avoid bowl games. They want all the financial benefits of college football without contributing to bowl season. Shameful
December 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
So mad can't even type striaght
How TF do you not play calls that eliminate Bowers.
December 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
How TF do you not play calls that eliminate Bowers.
December 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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when you're a size 8 but the 10 was on sale
December 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Trump rages that Henry Cuellar didn’t pay him back for a pardon by switching parties, blasting Cuellar for a “lack of LOYALTY.”

In other words, Trump admits he was trying to use his pardon power to buy Republicans a House seat.
December 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Bring back actual fortunes in fortune cookies. I have enough wisdom already
December 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Is Mendoza winning the Heisman right now?
December 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Shout out to MaxKenzie Scott dropping $50 million to my alma mater, CSUEB
MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours°

Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
December 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Joe Lonsdale is trying to protect vulnerable young women. For more on this Google "Joe Lonsdale mentoring young women"
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.

“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.

This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:

www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
If you're able, help support a local small business that's always smackin. If you haven't been to Break Your Fast you should come by enjoy some food too.

gofund.me/ab759b5d8
Donate to Help Break Your Fast Stay Afloat, organized by Jennifer J Lee
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gofund.me
December 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I guess unpopular take: Hollywood should re-release blockbusters into theaters because going to the theaters is a dope experience. Especially for great films.
Hollywood: “hey you liked this thing from 20 years ago, how would you like to see that same thing again?”
Me: “you mean like a sequel?”
Hollywood: “no, like the same thing.”
Me: “oh. Like a reboot I guess?”
Hollywood: “no. The exact same thing. [sobbing] Please give us your money.”
December 6, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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this sentence alone, my goodness
“She showed up as scheduled, and when she arrived, officers were asking everyone what country they were from, and if they said a certain country, they were told to step out of line and that their oath ceremonies were canceled.”

www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
Immigrants kept from Faneuil Hall citizenship ceremony as feds crackdown nationwide
Trump administration is pausing naturalizations for immigrants from 19 countries.
www.wgbh.org
December 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Been on the job for less than 30 days and already doing more than most Democrats
ICE fired a munition at Rep. Adelita Grijalva as she demanded answers during a raid in her own community. No warning. No accountability. Just armored agents treating Tucson like a war zone. If they’ll fire at a Congresswoman on camera, imagine what they do to everyone else. Sick MFers.
December 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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The president has a throatoris
This angle on the other hand...
December 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
This was complimentary
Let it be known that this streak was broken partly because LeBron passed the ball to the open shooter who beat the clock on a game winner.
LeBron James put up eight points in the Lakers 123-120 win over the Raptors.

It's the first time since 2007 he hasn't reached 10 points in a regular season game.
December 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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This mockery of a cherished ideal occurring less than 24 hours after US lawmakers publicly detailed US war crimes says everything you need to know about both FIFA and the United States government.
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM