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patter.bsky.social
@patter.bsky.social
hired geek & fuzzy peep // he/him // yorkshire european // remain indoors // may contain more than your RDA of sarcasm // http://meow.social/@patterfloof // AI is Tech Heresy
The Internet used to scream when you opened it.

We should have heeded that warning
December 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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I remember people saying this stupid shit would happen when that Midjourney suit took place and boy, yeah, that was quick wasn't it.
Disney and OpenAI sign a deal to bring 200+ Disney characters to Sora

Disney makes $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will become a "major" OpenAI customer

openai.com/index/disney...
December 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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for all you Roman concrete fans
and I know you are legion
Scientists Found the Secret to Roman Concrete in a Half-Finished Pompeii Living Room
Among Pompeii's ruins scientists found the proof that finally confirms their theories about Roman concrete.
www.zmescience.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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if only all this could end with a single small gust of wind...
December 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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My dude, you are the chief of police of Minneapolis and you have video of a felony being committed. Don't be embarrassed. Investigate and make an arrest.
December 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Movie intros in 2026
December 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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Denmark has labeled the United States as a potential security concern for the first time in an annual report released by one of its intelligence agencies, offering more evidence of the increasingly fraught transatlantic alliance between Europe and the US.
Denmark sees US as potential security concern | CNN
Denmark has labeled the United States as a potential security concern for the first time in an annual report released by one of its intelligence agencies, offering more evidence of the increasingly fraught transatlantic alliance between Europe and the US.
cnn.it
December 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Tasteful. Respectful
December 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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Anyone can dress up in uniforms and masks and snatch up anyone for trafficking or organ harvesting, or whatever. There is no one stopping this from happening all over the country. 🤬
December 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Privatised transport companies, we mostly don't choose to use you. We chose a route you happen to own.

Get back in your box.
December 11, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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Get mud wizarded, fool!
December 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Biblically Accurate Nine Inch #Tails
December 10, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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behold, my new original characters do not steal.
October 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Omnissiah, guide this vehicle
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Anubis
December 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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GOMEZ ADDAMS SUFFERING FROM DOUBLE VISION: yet another two Things i gotta fucken deal with
hate it when i’m facing down a boss monster and i see it’s a god damn giant floating head sprite with two separately animated hand sprites kind of setup. yet another two things i gotta fucken deal with
December 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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“Don’t let anyone ever tell you that you can’t make a difference.” Read 👉 buff.ly/JKHDCaY #GCNnews
December 10, 2025 at 9:00 AM
borrowed from twitter via e621, that French ad wolf
December 10, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
December 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”

Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Saw this adorable French animation ad and I had to share it over here! The style looks familiar but I can’t my finger on what group it is. Any ideas?
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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otter print for my kofi december mail club
December 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM