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My dude, you are the chief of police of Minneapolis and you have video of a felony being committed. Don't be embarrassed. Investigate and make an arrest.
December 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
My dude, you are the chief of police of Minneapolis and you have video of a felony being committed. Don't be embarrassed. Investigate and make an arrest.
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Movie intros in 2026
December 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Movie intros in 2026
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Denmark has labeled the United States as a potential security concern for the first time in an annual report released by one of its intelligence agencies, offering more evidence of the increasingly fraught transatlantic alliance between Europe and the US.
Denmark sees US as potential security concern | CNN
Denmark has labeled the United States as a potential security concern for the first time in an annual report released by one of its intelligence agencies, offering more evidence of the increasingly fraught transatlantic alliance between Europe and the US.
cnn.it
December 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Denmark has labeled the United States as a potential security concern for the first time in an annual report released by one of its intelligence agencies, offering more evidence of the increasingly fraught transatlantic alliance between Europe and the US.
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Tasteful. Respectful
December 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Tasteful. Respectful
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Anyone can dress up in uniforms and masks and snatch up anyone for trafficking or organ harvesting, or whatever. There is no one stopping this from happening all over the country. 🤬
December 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Anyone can dress up in uniforms and masks and snatch up anyone for trafficking or organ harvesting, or whatever. There is no one stopping this from happening all over the country. 🤬
Privatised transport companies, we mostly don't choose to use you. We chose a route you happen to own.
Get back in your box.
Get back in your box.
December 11, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Privatised transport companies, we mostly don't choose to use you. We chose a route you happen to own.
Get back in your box.
Get back in your box.
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Get mud wizarded, fool!
December 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Get mud wizarded, fool!
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behold, my new original characters do not steal.
October 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
behold, my new original characters do not steal.
Omnissiah, guide this vehicle
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Omnissiah, guide this vehicle
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GOMEZ ADDAMS SUFFERING FROM DOUBLE VISION: yet another two Things i gotta fucken deal with
hate it when i’m facing down a boss monster and i see it’s a god damn giant floating head sprite with two separately animated hand sprites kind of setup. yet another two things i gotta fucken deal with
December 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
GOMEZ ADDAMS SUFFERING FROM DOUBLE VISION: yet another two Things i gotta fucken deal with
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“Don’t let anyone ever tell you that you can’t make a difference.” Read 👉 buff.ly/JKHDCaY #GCNnews
December 10, 2025 at 9:00 AM
“Don’t let anyone ever tell you that you can’t make a difference.” Read 👉 buff.ly/JKHDCaY #GCNnews
borrowed from twitter via e621, that French ad wolf
December 10, 2025 at 11:00 AM
borrowed from twitter via e621, that French ad wolf
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Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
December 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
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“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
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Saw this adorable French animation ad and I had to share it over here! The style looks familiar but I can’t my finger on what group it is. Any ideas?
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Saw this adorable French animation ad and I had to share it over here! The style looks familiar but I can’t my finger on what group it is. Any ideas?
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otter print for my kofi december mail club
December 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
otter print for my kofi december mail club
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
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Seven men died in the Porcupine. Heavily damaged, she was towed into Oran and written off as a total loss. Her hull was cut in half and the two portions were towed to Portsmouth for use as accommodation/administration hulks, under the names HMS Pork and HMS Pine (bow and stern respectively). [2/3]
December 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Seven men died in the Porcupine. Heavily damaged, she was towed into Oran and written off as a total loss. Her hull was cut in half and the two portions were towed to Portsmouth for use as accommodation/administration hulks, under the names HMS Pork and HMS Pine (bow and stern respectively). [2/3]
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Every young generation explores retro technology because it’s cheap and plentiful and exotic but it’s more alluring when current technology gets actively shittier, more evil and invasive.
December 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Every young generation explores retro technology because it’s cheap and plentiful and exotic but it’s more alluring when current technology gets actively shittier, more evil and invasive.
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I wish artists I like would link their galleries more often. That way I can look at cool funny animal people without art vanishing once it disappears from my social media feeds.
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I wish artists I like would link their galleries more often. That way I can look at cool funny animal people without art vanishing once it disappears from my social media feeds.
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
pals you gotta quit spotify