Josh Michtom
@rsgat.bsky.social
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Dad, husband, lawyer for marginalized kids, former veteran public defender, Hartford City Councilman (one of six WFP-only electeds nationwide!), musician, artist, professor; opinions my own; "CT Dems aren't socialist enough for this clown."
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Don't talk to cops. I wrote a song about it. Wanna hear it? Here it goes:
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The Hartford Line conductors sit down in empty seats and shoot the shit with regular riders, and I like that very much.
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I'm just a lawyer who showed up on time for his 2:30 hearing, waiting for a judge to call him into court.
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Also, they mostly just look like empanadas or Jamaican beef patties?
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I was actually pretty nice to the second old dude too. That's why I'm ranting here - those dudes didn't deserve any mean words from me.
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Bridgeport is not sending its best old dudes.
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Then a different old dude who wanted to finesse me for $10 with a story about being stranded and needing to catch a bus to somewhere interrupted me while I was talking on the phone. I don't mind that story! I will give you money! But don't interrupt me, a stranger to you, when I'm on the phone!
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I just went to have a quiet lunch by myself before court and an old dude who had seen me lock my bike up just came in the restaurant, said he wanted to ask me something about my bike (which he did), and then sat and talked with me for my whole meal. It was OK, but not what I wanted!
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I always want my headshot for when I'm on a panel to look a little bit belligerent.
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One of the things about D'Angelo is that he made RECORDS: Beautiful, fully imagined listening experiences; no skips. Such an astonishing artist.
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Look, Hemingway was also literature, OK? There can be poetry in directness.
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My wife has been putting reminders to herself on our shared calendar to do exercise, but this wording makes me worry she's also planning to do murder.
A calendar reminder entitled "C moves body!"
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Just so everyone is clear, the main issue in the Supreme Court voting rights case tomorrow is whether it's racist against white people to enforce the Voting Rights Act.

I'm dead serious. We live in incredibly stupid times.
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Bold play to be on the New Haven-bound train from Hartford and go into the bathroom as the train leaves State Street.
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Goddammit. D'Angelo?! At 51?!!!
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As best I can tell from this article, this guy was using AI to generate porn that depicted robots having sex, which is probably the only endeavor that seems truly suited to AI.
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Slight improvement:
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I need the elementary school adults to exercise a lot more curatorial discretion. I just don't need every hastily colored leaf cut-out my child executes.
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Me: I can't run right after a big meal. Everything sloshes around in my tummy.
Mailén: Look! I can!
Me: Well, you're blessed with a compact little tummy. Not me.
Mailén: Sorry you're an old man!
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"putting the 'ass' in 'mass movement.'"
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Road crew supervisor: I'm a little concerned about the new guy.
DOT manager: Who, Pollock? He seems alright to me. Hasn't missed a day in three months.
Supervisor: Oh, his work ethic is great, and the fellas love him. But he really struggles to follow instructions.
Manager: How so?
Supervisor:
A street with white and yellow marking paint spattered all over it haphazardly.
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Seeing a movie at one of these fancy theaters with waiters and a menu. No better setting for the refined cinematic experience of the Gabby's Dollhouse movie.