@patter.bsky.social
hired geek & fuzzy peep // he/him // yorkshire european // remain indoors // may contain more than your RDA of sarcasm // http://meow.social/@patterfloof // AI is Tech Heresy
sometimes thinking: WTF does coke need to advertise, everyone knows about them
December 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
sometimes thinking: WTF does coke need to advertise, everyone knows about them
yeah, you are the police, you can literally arrest anyone impersonating one of your donut fiends, including yourself
December 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
yeah, you are the police, you can literally arrest anyone impersonating one of your donut fiends, including yourself
the true incel techbro - downloading someone else's girlfriend
December 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
the true incel techbro - downloading someone else's girlfriend
ok, but now imagining Friends doing Shaun of the Dead
December 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
ok, but now imagining Friends doing Shaun of the Dead
sorry if I've set something off, but they've had really dodgy practices in the past
not sure how Brunt can help though
not sure how Brunt can help though
December 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
sorry if I've set something off, but they've had really dodgy practices in the past
not sure how Brunt can help though
not sure how Brunt can help though
checking prices on the ambulance app & deciding you can hold the pain for a few minutes longer to see if surge pricing calms down
December 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
checking prices on the ambulance app & deciding you can hold the pain for a few minutes longer to see if surge pricing calms down
and they're still skirting the law just enough to hold your money and escape being regulated as a bank
December 11, 2025 at 12:08 PM
and they're still skirting the law just enough to hold your money and escape being regulated as a bank
go on Elon, follow you idol & execute yourself in a hole in the ground
December 11, 2025 at 11:19 AM
go on Elon, follow you idol & execute yourself in a hole in the ground
we know about him buying the gay rats image, but does he have more furry & animal art on his walls? Do people message him with otter pics, saying "it you"?
December 11, 2025 at 10:55 AM
we know about him buying the gay rats image, but does he have more furry & animal art on his walls? Do people message him with otter pics, saying "it you"?
they better not add more half-assed quests with mediocre rewards, only started by you finding a note. Special Edition plus DLC, but it looks & functions better
December 11, 2025 at 10:52 AM
they better not add more half-assed quests with mediocre rewards, only started by you finding a note. Special Edition plus DLC, but it looks & functions better
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Anyone can dress up in uniforms and masks and snatch up anyone for trafficking or organ harvesting, or whatever. There is no one stopping this from happening all over the country. 🤬
December 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Anyone can dress up in uniforms and masks and snatch up anyone for trafficking or organ harvesting, or whatever. There is no one stopping this from happening all over the country. 🤬
that's a meme face
December 11, 2025 at 9:34 AM
that's a meme face
In n Out, you're meant to execute order 66, not order 67
December 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
In n Out, you're meant to execute order 66, not order 67
Remote controlled, copying a man behind the curtain
December 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Remote controlled, copying a man behind the curtain