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Hannah
@paleodarcy.bsky.social
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I’m a former paleontologist with a day job now Illini fan, art enthusiast, and roommate to an empty headed orange boy 🐈
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The #FindThatLizard Scholarship is accepting applications until 12/10.

We fund girls, women, and gender non conforming persons pursuing herpetology🦎🐍🐸🐢

I can’t wait to read your application! earynmcgee.com/findthatliza...
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This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
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Tonight's most random, cool piece of election trivia.
Mikie Sherrill, born in Virginia, is elected governor of New Jersey. Abigail Spanberger, born in New Jersey, is elected governor of Virginia. #Election2025
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i don’t like him, but, man, turning down $10M in favor of haterdom is an all-time, world-class, heavyweight champion hater move
according to @jessyedwards.bsky.social of @hellgatenyc.com Curtis Sliwa just said on stage that he was offered $10 million to drop out of the race
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Zohran picked 「卓蘭」("excellent orchid") for his first name and「夸梅」("brilliant plum") for his middle name.

The orchid and the plum are among "The Four Noble Ones" in traditional Chinese art, the former symbolizing an indifference to fame and fortune, the latter an indomitable, incorruptible spirit.
highlight of my day!!!! vote @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social vote @workingfamilies.org ❤️❤️❤️
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You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
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The Pritzker Khanate pledges 1,000 corn-fed Janissaries to enforce the will of Shahenshah-e-Sultanat Al-New York Zohran Mamdani the Magnificent
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Gentlemen: thank you for your service.
I support everyone giving vast sums of money to Andrew Cuomo. It’s the “lighting a million quid on fire” art piece but this time performed by the worst people in the world.
Dendrites, acrylic on canvas

I wanted to imagine all the tiny dendrites trying to reach each other and finding light when they do. But the negative space is really making me think about follicles and a little ovum nestled in there... maybe I'll work on a follow-up piece?
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If we are cool with Zohran, the Republicans will smear us as socialists! Unlike what they're doing now: smearing us as socialists.
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A couple thousand years? Its been at least 150,000 years. Homo sapiens have been leveraging our collective strengths to lead to better outcomes for everyone for the entire existence of our species. Its literally what we evolved to do.
Life has been busy! New home, planning for the future, and trying to keep the groundhogs away from the vegetable garden. But the good news is that Cheese has absolutely taken to the new place as if we bought it just for him 😅
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Wintu Shasta Salamander (Hydromantes wintu) in its limestone cave habitat

#herps #herpetology #fieldherping #salamander
It’s wild seeing folks on social media learning about export controls today
I only saw Mulholland Drive once and walked away hating it because I had no idea what to expect 😅 I think I need to rewatch it with fresh eyes
Introduce yourself in 4 movies

Hard to pick a top 4 (or top 8) so there’s a recency bias!
I usually take my allotted wfh days, but is is really nice to have the quiet office option when I need it 😁 I haven’t developed a mega chair yet through
as a guy who actually *likes* going into the office, working at a company with a good wfh policy rocks. it's monday and there's no one here, i have the whole place to myself. i'm using like ten monitors and five desks. i ate lunch at 11 am. created something i call "mega chair"
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I actually trademarked “threepeat” after my 3rd pap smear without crying but no one throws confetti for me
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Glory to the Great Khan, no mercy to our foes
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your anxiety is a lying ass bitch
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Conservative Outraged Tampons Available In Men’s Grocery Stores
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This is a way more interesting story than the time an anatomy student of mine found a baubellum in a mink, & the only study I could find that suggested that some % of minks MAY have a baubellum was the appendix of an unpublished Master's thesis. The baculum was required curriculum, of course