LJ Whatevah
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LJ Whatevah
@owlsarecool77.bsky.social
I like garlic. And stuff.
Not your therapist.
My AI says I'm inappropriate.
Life is a challenge, then we die.
My brainfarts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mfbwsrsnn3szycnczab3kjtw/feed/aaamhgwwp4cg6
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Hold my interest and treat it well.
December 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Listen Bluesky... you're starting to repeat all the fuckups Twitter did that eventually led to its demise.
Don't.
Noone wants to add their RL contacts here.
December 19, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Dick pics are out, rizz is in.
December 19, 2025 at 11:55 AM
December has its charms.
(I'm def gonna try and paint these views with soft pastels later. )
December 19, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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Hating someone is like drinking poison and expecting them to die.
December 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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I'm in my probiotic era
December 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Books are power charges for your brain.
December 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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It's all about compatibility
November 30, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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Is there a big demand for cured meats erotica?
November 23, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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I get all of my news from 2019
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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Your identity isn't even that interesting.

I'm more interested in how you think about the world.
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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"Angry on the internet" is such an unfortunate personality.
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Too many invade your solitude but provide no companionship.
June 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Here I hide, trying to nurse inspiration from trauma.
August 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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I am what I had to be, but I’m trying to be more.
September 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Another day breaks, let’s see if I can put it back together.
October 22, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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I may not be fluent, but I can be silent in many languages.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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a corgi is an enchanted loaf of bread
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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I prefer solitude too much to compromise with the world.
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Babe you OK? You haven't moaned about your sexless marriage yet today
November 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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something about “men” I actually like — the thing where friends roast each other to express their affection. yeah literally telling your friends you love them is very cool, but telling them you love them by calling them a fucking dipshit is also very cool 💛😆
November 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I'd post pics of my cats but theyre all dead.
I guess I could post pics of my uninvited pets instead... *spiders.
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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September 30, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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Be the unreliable narrator in your own life.
October 7, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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Now seems like a good time to eat the rich.
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM