Ryan Welborn
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Apple iOS 26.2—1 Billion iPhone Users Must Install New Update
Apple iOS 26.2—1 Billion iPhone Users Must Install New Update
iOS 26.2 comes just days after Apple issued new attack warnings to iPhone users around the world.
www.forbes.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Apple iOS 26.2—1 Billion iPhone Users Must Install New Update
Burninating the countryside;
Slayyyyying the villagers!!!
Slayyyyying the villagers!!!
Scenes from dnd this week
December 10, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Burninating the countryside;
Slayyyyying the villagers!!!
Slayyyyying the villagers!!!
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No.
Octopus could be the next commercially farmed seafood. Should it be? — Fast Company
They’re clever, they’re otherworldly, and if a growing band of companies and scientists have their way, they’re going to be raised for human consumption. Inside the birth of a new and controversial in...
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December 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
No.
Spent a solid five minutes trying to sing this thinking it was a Fishbone rewrite.
It's Christmas at ground zero
There's music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing
While the air-raid sirens blare
It's Christmas at ground zero
The button has been pressed
The radio just let us know
That this is not a test
There's music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing
While the air-raid sirens blare
It's Christmas at ground zero
The button has been pressed
The radio just let us know
That this is not a test
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Spent a solid five minutes trying to sing this thinking it was a Fishbone rewrite.
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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December 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Folks! Today is the last day to take advantage of The Onion's Black Friday sale.
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Sounds like a great use of $9B
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Sounds like a great use of $9B
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
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Ok, with this year being what it has, we all deserved and needed this today. Do yourself a favor and watch it. You deserve it.
David Byrne: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
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December 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Ok, with this year being what it has, we all deserved and needed this today. Do yourself a favor and watch it. You deserve it.
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🚨 Overwhelmed! The Color Name API is getting bombarded by requests. Looking for someone experienced with servers / DevOps / backend to take care of hosting & maintenance. DM me 🙏
December 3, 2025 at 11:00 AM
🚨 Overwhelmed! The Color Name API is getting bombarded by requests. Looking for someone experienced with servers / DevOps / backend to take care of hosting & maintenance. DM me 🙏
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Was revisiting The Island (which is STILL an absolute banger) and was reviewing the filmology of Michael Bay on IMDB when I hit upon an unexpected surprise.
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Was revisiting The Island (which is STILL an absolute banger) and was reviewing the filmology of Michael Bay on IMDB when I hit upon an unexpected surprise.
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I'm guessing HBO told AMC "Give us the original footage, we will remaster!" and someone at AMC was like "hehe ok lol" and just gave them all the edited but pre-process footage.
December 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I'm guessing HBO told AMC "Give us the original footage, we will remaster!" and someone at AMC was like "hehe ok lol" and just gave them all the edited but pre-process footage.
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BTW, if anyone can ever find me a copy of the scarf that Khan wears, that blue around the neck that fades to oil and shadow, LET ME KNOW.
December 2, 2025 at 7:06 AM
BTW, if anyone can ever find me a copy of the scarf that Khan wears, that blue around the neck that fades to oil and shadow, LET ME KNOW.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’
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TIL that Danny DeVito was a producer for the most un-DeVito movie imaginable, Gattaca.
November 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM
TIL that Danny DeVito was a producer for the most un-DeVito movie imaginable, Gattaca.
This is rage bait.
Oxford University Press has chosen “rage bait” as its 2025 Word of the Year. The open-compound word, which beat out “biohack” and “aura farming,” goes back at least to 2002. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/a...
December 1, 2025 at 10:22 AM
This is rage bait.
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The Vectrex Mini captures retro charm with modern technology. 🕹️
OLED screen, Bluetooth controller compatible with the original Vectrex, microSD slot, video output, clock mode and more.
Around $175 on Kickstarter.
👉 Less than 2 days left to back www.kickstarter.com/projects/1852390947/vectrex-mini
OLED screen, Bluetooth controller compatible with the original Vectrex, microSD slot, video output, clock mode and more.
Around $175 on Kickstarter.
👉 Less than 2 days left to back www.kickstarter.com/projects/1852390947/vectrex-mini
December 1, 2025 at 6:12 AM
The Vectrex Mini captures retro charm with modern technology. 🕹️
OLED screen, Bluetooth controller compatible with the original Vectrex, microSD slot, video output, clock mode and more.
Around $175 on Kickstarter.
👉 Less than 2 days left to back www.kickstarter.com/projects/1852390947/vectrex-mini
OLED screen, Bluetooth controller compatible with the original Vectrex, microSD slot, video output, clock mode and more.
Around $175 on Kickstarter.
👉 Less than 2 days left to back www.kickstarter.com/projects/1852390947/vectrex-mini
Might have to go Olivia Coleman.
This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
December 1, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Might have to go Olivia Coleman.
I do this game all the with myself as a writing exercise- pick two opposite orbit actors and make a script that they would crush.
Whoopi Goldberg & Channing Tatum.
Whoopi Goldberg & Channing Tatum.
Two most unlikely costars you can think of for a movie that wasn't ever made.
I'll go first:
Michael Caine and Minnie Pearl.
I'll go first:
Michael Caine and Minnie Pearl.
November 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I do this game all the with myself as a writing exercise- pick two opposite orbit actors and make a script that they would crush.
Whoopi Goldberg & Channing Tatum.
Whoopi Goldberg & Channing Tatum.
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Liam Neeson in Love Actually is peak masculinity. 20/10 male role model.
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Liam Neeson in Love Actually is peak masculinity. 20/10 male role model.
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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Me buying a copy of The Onion when I was 18: "let's see what those rascals are up to now."
Me subscribing to The Onion now: "It is my duty as a patriot to see what those rascals are up to now."
Me subscribing to The Onion now: "It is my duty as a patriot to see what those rascals are up to now."
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Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
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So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Me buying a copy of The Onion when I was 18: "let's see what those rascals are up to now."
Me subscribing to The Onion now: "It is my duty as a patriot to see what those rascals are up to now."
Me subscribing to The Onion now: "It is my duty as a patriot to see what those rascals are up to now."