Matt Ryan
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Is Ted Cruz at the game? That's the only explanation.
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Is Ted Cruz at the game? That's the only explanation.
When I send you this, just know I’ve got your back.
November 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
When I send you this, just know I’ve got your back.
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
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Scientists Confirm Aurora Borealis Will Be Visible On Google Images Tonight https://theonion.com/scientists-confirm-aurora-borealis-will-be-visible-on-google-images-tonight/
November 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Scientists Confirm Aurora Borealis Will Be Visible On Google Images Tonight https://theonion.com/scientists-confirm-aurora-borealis-will-be-visible-on-google-images-tonight/
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must credit the puntcast
Hearing people at work talk about how windy it is now, but how it wasn't when they got to work. They must not be Puntcast listeners, because they would know that the sun powers the wind. #PodcastOfScience @rkalland.bsky.social @tomfornelli.bsky.social @chippatterson.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
must credit the puntcast
Hearing people at work talk about how windy it is now, but how it wasn't when they got to work. They must not be Puntcast listeners, because they would know that the sun powers the wind. #PodcastOfScience @rkalland.bsky.social @tomfornelli.bsky.social @chippatterson.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Hearing people at work talk about how windy it is now, but how it wasn't when they got to work. They must not be Puntcast listeners, because they would know that the sun powers the wind. #PodcastOfScience @rkalland.bsky.social @tomfornelli.bsky.social @chippatterson.bsky.social
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Solidarity with the Starbucks workers in their ongoing fight for a fair contract!
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Solidarity with the Starbucks workers in their ongoing fight for a fair contract!
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Anyway applesauce rules and the guy in the oval is an evil idiot
November 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Anyway applesauce rules and the guy in the oval is an evil idiot
I’m glad that you are not able to read this.
Give me the opening line of the spite obit you’d write. No need to identify the decedent. Let fly.
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I’m glad that you are not able to read this.
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Alabama fans with YouTube TV: ”I wish I could watch the Tide play today”
November 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Alabama fans with YouTube TV: ”I wish I could watch the Tide play today”
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BREAKING: Starbucks workers have just authorized a massive strike.
Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%.
Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.
Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%.
Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have just authorized a massive strike.
Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%.
Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.
Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%.
Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.
My toxic trait is this makes me want to watch it. Like anything btwn 20-70% on Rotten Tomatoes is meh, but anything underneath 20 brings out my rubbernecking instincts.
Ryan Murphy’s ‘ALL’S FAIR’ debuts with 0% on Rotten Tomatoes.
One critic said “this may be the worst TV drama ever”
One critic said “this may be the worst TV drama ever”
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is attending a local Democratic Party canvassing event.
WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is attending a local Democratic Party canvassing event.
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Michael Dell, a co-owner of the Spurs, is worth $50 billion.
Stop giving people like him more of your tax dollars!!!
Stop giving people like him more of your tax dollars!!!
The San Antonio Spurs are closer to getting a downtown arena after Bexar County voters approved a plan to allocate up to $311 million in venue taxes.
San Antonio Spurs' planned downtown arena gets green light from voters
The San Antonio Spurs are closer to getting a downtown arena after Bexar County voters approved a plan to allocate up to $311 million in venue taxes.
bit.ly
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Michael Dell, a co-owner of the Spurs, is worth $50 billion.
Stop giving people like him more of your tax dollars!!!
Stop giving people like him more of your tax dollars!!!
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hey dave
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
hey dave
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Only red we acknowledge
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Only red we acknowledge
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the voters have spoken and they love being trans and threatening to shoot republicans in the head.
November 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
the voters have spoken and they love being trans and threatening to shoot republicans in the head.
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They’re calling it “the least essential thing ever aired on television”
Follow Election Night developments with real-time political and cultural analysis from Charlamagne Tha God, Ben Shapiro and more.
Watch CNN's Election Livecast starting at 8:30p ET at CNN.com/watch
Watch CNN's Election Livecast starting at 8:30p ET at CNN.com/watch
November 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
They’re calling it “the least essential thing ever aired on television”
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I am BEGGING sports media covering Ausberry as the new AD at LSU to include this in their coverage. If you don’t, you are bad at your job and should be embarrassed.
One last thing: the domestic violence confession that Ausberry sat on and did not report was about an LSU athlete. The football player had harmed an LSU athlete. And now Ausberry is interim AD and overseeing all of athletics and athletes. Ok.
November 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I am BEGGING sports media covering Ausberry as the new AD at LSU to include this in their coverage. If you don’t, you are bad at your job and should be embarrassed.
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Fellow bitter southerners,
North Carolina, Kentucky, and Virginia all elected Democratic Governors. Georgia in 2020 wasn’t a fluke. South Carolina, Florida, Texas, All y’all of the y’allternative persuasion. Keep being loud. Keep getting into good trouble. Protect black folks and trans people. Vote
North Carolina, Kentucky, and Virginia all elected Democratic Governors. Georgia in 2020 wasn’t a fluke. South Carolina, Florida, Texas, All y’all of the y’allternative persuasion. Keep being loud. Keep getting into good trouble. Protect black folks and trans people. Vote
November 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Fellow bitter southerners,
North Carolina, Kentucky, and Virginia all elected Democratic Governors. Georgia in 2020 wasn’t a fluke. South Carolina, Florida, Texas, All y’all of the y’allternative persuasion. Keep being loud. Keep getting into good trouble. Protect black folks and trans people. Vote
North Carolina, Kentucky, and Virginia all elected Democratic Governors. Georgia in 2020 wasn’t a fluke. South Carolina, Florida, Texas, All y’all of the y’allternative persuasion. Keep being loud. Keep getting into good trouble. Protect black folks and trans people. Vote
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When Pablo asks for people to masturbate the old fashion way, this is the material he was referring too.
November 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
When Pablo asks for people to masturbate the old fashion way, this is the material he was referring too.
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Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social air this during the Dick Cheney CNN tribute
November 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social air this during the Dick Cheney CNN tribute