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jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️

@jacki.bsky.social

3.2K followers 1.1K following 8.4K posts

Queen of the Harpies. 40-something who likes classic rock and has a noticeable swearing problem. White Sox Bluesky standard-bearer. Baseball and Dr Pepper.

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jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️ @jacki.bsky.social · 13m

Why are people joining now??

jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️ @jacki.bsky.social · 2h

In the face of real, honest horror, the things some folks choose to get angry about baffles me

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The Onion @theonion.com · 2h

Parrot Lying

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jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️ @jacki.bsky.social · 2h

Blessed are the slash lines

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 2h

Do you think the pope goes on fangraphs

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 3h

Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”

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jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️ @jacki.bsky.social · 2h

Having a Baseball Pope is good for the world.

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 3h

Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”

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jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️ @jacki.bsky.social · 2h

Mine too, which is something when you consider that everyone in the chat was a White Sox fan.

lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 3h

you guys make it sound like you were doing gang stalking in your twitter group chats? we were mostly just making fun of the white sox in mine

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Former Pingu Child Actor @heresy.bsky.social · 1d

Even We Rate Dogs is writing anti-ICE screeds after they killed a dog for no reason entering someone's house to look for Anne Frank.

Rest In Power, Chop.

RIP Chop, fuck ICE
We Rate Dogs O
This is Chop. He was shot and killed by masked assailants in plain clothes who go by
ICE. They showed up at his door "looking for migrants after receiving a tip." The son of
the family asked if they could wait before entering the home while he put Chop away
in the bathroom, as the dog can be aggressive with strangers. According to the family,
it is at this point that the son went to his pickup truck to retrieve his ID and a Border
Patrol agent entered the home, opened the bathroom door, and shot Chop. None of
the agents helped the family, who desperately tried to render aid to Chop, as he bled
to death on the kitchen floor. Unsurprisingly, the agent who shot their dog then hid
from them and refused to give his name. Even more unsurprising, they did not find
any evidence of the migrants they were there to terrorize in the first place.
Do not open your door for these fucking losers. Rest easy Chop 14/10
CBP Office of Professional Responsibility.
202-344-1808
Jointlntake@cbp.dhs.gov
El Paso Border Patrol Sector.
915-834-8400
fpfelpaso@cbp.dhs.gov
Rep. Veronica Escobar (El Paso):
915-541-1400
veronica.escobar@mail.house.gov
https://kfoxtv.com/.„/el-paso-family-claims-border.„

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jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️ @jacki.bsky.social · 2h

…are we back??

jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️ @jacki.bsky.social · 5h

Ok I’ll keep referencing it just for you lol

jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️ @jacki.bsky.social · 7h

Thank you all I’ll look into that

jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️ @jacki.bsky.social · 8h

Because if you guys got nothing my employer better get used to things created in WordPad lol

jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️ @jacki.bsky.social · 8h

I get mad every time I think about when you only had to pay for MS Office once.

What are y’all using as alternatives?

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jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️ @jacki.bsky.social · 16h

So, fourth grade was 30+ years ago

jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️ @jacki.bsky.social · 16h

When I was in like, fourth grade, our babysitters son asked me how to spell “hole.”

Found out later it was so he could write a note to the neighbor kid saying “Mike, you are an asshole. You are a fucking asshole.”

He got caught, blamed it on me, and then his mom said she wouldn’t watch us anymore.

John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 17h

What meaningless thing/experience are you still mad about? Like it should not matter at all, DOES not matter at all. But you’re still MAD.

And how long has it been?

I bought some bagels at Hy-Vee four years ago. So bad. Too big. Hard. Bland. WORTHLESS.

I’m still FURIOUS.

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jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️ @jacki.bsky.social · 17h

Will
It
Ever
Happen
Again
@whitesox.bsky.social

jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️ @jacki.bsky.social · 17h

White Sox Sky has a dozen versions of the same joke right now and they’re ALL funny

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jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️ @jacki.bsky.social · 17h

Cute.

jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️ @jacki.bsky.social · 17h

If the Dodgers’ pitching staff comes for the 2005 White Sox, I’m going to walk slowly into the sea

jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️ @jacki.bsky.social · 17h

This one’s my favorite

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Actually Romantic

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Leah Millis @leahmillis.bsky.social · 20h

The @chicago.suntimes.com photographer who risked their personal health and safety to take this photograph is Anthony Vazquez. Please credit photographers and media outlets. In this age of misinformation, a photo with no context could be anything at all.