Ennie
@anyuse.bsky.social
Lawyer. I promise you don’t know me, unless it’s from the other place.
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Ennie
@anyuse.bsky.social
· Nov 12
If we are introducing ourselves: Pretty generic Boston-area lawyer. Try cases now and again. Bake and mope occasionally.
Sometimes write for Bullshit Hunting about obtaining and analyzing public records, to do stuff like identify shipwreck victims or fight wrongful convictions or whatever.
Sometimes write for Bullshit Hunting about obtaining and analyzing public records, to do stuff like identify shipwreck victims or fight wrongful convictions or whatever.
Drawing various inferences: there are at least two, probably three cooks involved here, though this wasn’t deliberately a “pot luck.”
Whoever brought the mac and cheese — such as it is — was worried that there wouldn’t be enough food, which, objectively, there probably wasn’t.
Whoever brought the mac and cheese — such as it is — was worried that there wouldn’t be enough food, which, objectively, there probably wasn’t.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Drawing various inferences: there are at least two, probably three cooks involved here, though this wasn’t deliberately a “pot luck.”
Whoever brought the mac and cheese — such as it is — was worried that there wouldn’t be enough food, which, objectively, there probably wasn’t.
Whoever brought the mac and cheese — such as it is — was worried that there wouldn’t be enough food, which, objectively, there probably wasn’t.
Love that I am carrying $10k in travel, lodging, and trial costs on my personal credit card, precisely when I need my credit better because my car shat the bed and I need a new one. Love it. Love that I won’t know for another two weeks whether I will get paid enough to pay my taxes.
November 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Love that I am carrying $10k in travel, lodging, and trial costs on my personal credit card, precisely when I need my credit better because my car shat the bed and I need a new one. Love it. Love that I won’t know for another two weeks whether I will get paid enough to pay my taxes.
I would take a year off, write, see more of my family, then probably go back to the same job. I like my job.
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I would take a year off, write, see more of my family, then probably go back to the same job. I like my job.
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Look at the number of SNAP recipients who *work* at Amazon, Walmart, and Mass General Brigham. The employers are the freeloaders, not the recipients.
The Boston Globe identified the companies in Massachusetts that employ the most SNAP recipients. A key stat: "In Massachusetts, 74% of working-age recipients of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are employed, half of them full-time."
Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Look at the number of SNAP recipients who *work* at Amazon, Walmart, and Mass General Brigham. The employers are the freeloaders, not the recipients.
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@anyuse.bsky.social has swears! They've used 419 profanities in their last 7,824 posts.
🥇 "fuck" (73 times)
🥈 "shit" (51 times)
🥉 "damn" (41 times)
🥇 "fuck" (73 times)
🥈 "shit" (51 times)
🥉 "damn" (41 times)
November 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
@anyuse.bsky.social has swears! They've used 419 profanities in their last 7,824 posts.
🥇 "fuck" (73 times)
🥈 "shit" (51 times)
🥉 "damn" (41 times)
🥇 "fuck" (73 times)
🥈 "shit" (51 times)
🥉 "damn" (41 times)
Hey, @profanity.accountant does my account have cursing?
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Hey, @profanity.accountant does my account have cursing?
If I were fleabag, as soon as I noticed that the priest saw me dissociating by making wry comments to a non-existent audience, I’d run for the hills. I don’t need to be seen that clearly, by anybody.
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
If I were fleabag, as soon as I noticed that the priest saw me dissociating by making wry comments to a non-existent audience, I’d run for the hills. I don’t need to be seen that clearly, by anybody.
This is how I sext:
damn your eyes, you mustn’t swear that way when you’re preaching
November 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This is how I sext:
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seasonal reminder that if someone says they don't drink:
-it's none of your business why
-hosts should have several non-alcoholic beverage options
-the holidays can be a tough period for non-drinkers
-many jokes about not drinking are bad
-people are burned out and might just be tired
-it's none of your business why
-hosts should have several non-alcoholic beverage options
-the holidays can be a tough period for non-drinkers
-many jokes about not drinking are bad
-people are burned out and might just be tired
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
seasonal reminder that if someone says they don't drink:
-it's none of your business why
-hosts should have several non-alcoholic beverage options
-the holidays can be a tough period for non-drinkers
-many jokes about not drinking are bad
-people are burned out and might just be tired
-it's none of your business why
-hosts should have several non-alcoholic beverage options
-the holidays can be a tough period for non-drinkers
-many jokes about not drinking are bad
-people are burned out and might just be tired
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My kids have whooping cough, there are no toys on the shelves, and my brother-in-law was deported despite being a US citizen. But at least I know there won't be black Santa Clauses this year.
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
My kids have whooping cough, there are no toys on the shelves, and my brother-in-law was deported despite being a US citizen. But at least I know there won't be black Santa Clauses this year.
Final piece on the death of Emilie Russ, who was found dead, throat slit, in her neat-as-a-pin front room in a crowded tenement in Roxbury in the dog days of August, 1915.
After trial, a new witness. And perhaps, a reason why.
Also my best title maybe ever.
After trial, a new witness. And perhaps, a reason why.
Also my best title maybe ever.
Dynamiting the Echo Chimney
The final chapter in Commonwealth v. Russ
www.bullshithunting.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Final piece on the death of Emilie Russ, who was found dead, throat slit, in her neat-as-a-pin front room in a crowded tenement in Roxbury in the dog days of August, 1915.
After trial, a new witness. And perhaps, a reason why.
Also my best title maybe ever.
After trial, a new witness. And perhaps, a reason why.
Also my best title maybe ever.
A friend of my husbands was in divinity school, and said contemporary church-going people “can’t handle” the story of the prodigal son, and often get angry at it.
Previously I thought, powerful story, addresses god-as-loving-father rather than lawgiver. Now I wonder, maybe anger is the point.
Previously I thought, powerful story, addresses god-as-loving-father rather than lawgiver. Now I wonder, maybe anger is the point.
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
A friend of my husbands was in divinity school, and said contemporary church-going people “can’t handle” the story of the prodigal son, and often get angry at it.
Previously I thought, powerful story, addresses god-as-loving-father rather than lawgiver. Now I wonder, maybe anger is the point.
Previously I thought, powerful story, addresses god-as-loving-father rather than lawgiver. Now I wonder, maybe anger is the point.
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🔥POWERFUL AD ABOUT ICE AGENTS: “What will you say when your kids ask you about your day? A mask can’t hide you from your neighbors, your family, God… you can walk away, but the shame will follow you home.”
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
🔥POWERFUL AD ABOUT ICE AGENTS: “What will you say when your kids ask you about your day? A mask can’t hide you from your neighbors, your family, God… you can walk away, but the shame will follow you home.”
No
Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
No
Pretty much my closing argument from the last trial:
There’s one group of people I will *never* respect no matter how much “society” tells me to: arsonists
November 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Pretty much my closing argument from the last trial:
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Happy Chompsgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Happy Chompsgiving!
This, from time to time, could be…
We’ll feast each other ere we part, and let’s
Draw lots who shall begin.
Draw lots who shall begin.
November 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
This, from time to time, could be…
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I need to remember that I ate many, many roasted beets; I am not dying.
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I need to remember that I ate many, many roasted beets; I am not dying.
No. Jesus Christ. Goddamn.
When will they realize that they are the villains.
When will they realize that they are the villains.
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
No. Jesus Christ. Goddamn.
When will they realize that they are the villains.
When will they realize that they are the villains.
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WHY DON'T YOU WRITE SOMETHING PEOPLE READ!? God help us all today. Happy Thanksgiving, Literary Writers!
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
WHY DON'T YOU WRITE SOMETHING PEOPLE READ!? God help us all today. Happy Thanksgiving, Literary Writers!
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As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
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Dear Macy's,
Bring back the Eddie Cantor balloon or GTFO.
Bring back the Eddie Cantor balloon or GTFO.
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Dear Macy's,
Bring back the Eddie Cantor balloon or GTFO.
Bring back the Eddie Cantor balloon or GTFO.