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Ennie
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Lawyer. I promise you don’t know me, unless it’s from the other place.
Leslie’s retreat?
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Ham, and missing my dad.

He died the Monday before thanksgiving in 2016.

People will always say how much they miss him, which is a big topic of conversation, and I appreciate that he is remembered, but personally I would rather burn down the world than stand peacefully and politely in grief.
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I might like to write.
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Who isn’t my Bluesky crush.
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Not to blow minds, but:

Ennie = Any.
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
What if I catch it and toast it instead?
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Not sure how to answer this, because I don’t know what that would look like. It feels like a puzzle. What is there to be without doing?

When my husband told me, he thought he’d fallen in love with me, I said it was impossible. I hadn’t cooked for him yet.
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Absolutely. And we can go explore the haunted cellar-holes of the abandoned settlement in the center of town. But maybe let’s do it in summer when we can pick blackberries, at the same time.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Bet you are, too.
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
This is how I sext:
November 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
This must be true.

I have never written one. Wouldn’t know where to start.

And the effort of inventing people, just to confetti their lives and say goodbye in a few pages…
November 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
From one end of the commonwealth, to the other. Not a bad view.
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Very helpful, thank you.
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
November 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This is called* a “Fitchburg sunrise.”

*I am lying.
November 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Cool. I love being broken down with 9000 pounds of trial stuff in my car.
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Actual background noise in my hotel room, that started exactly as I sat down to draft:
November 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The lump under the covers is me!
November 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It fucks you up.

I am not even pretty, and I wasn’t immune.

The smart, sophisticated friend, the insider, who entreats you to depend on him, before, suddenly, revealing what such things cost.

Usually voiced first as a confession, which becomes a shared secret, then a demand.
November 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Why hasn’t Jared Keeso, though.
November 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Pinball is springs and flippers and lights and a tangential relationship to some popular intellectual property.
November 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
This is how I text:
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Texts I send my husband:
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Two weeks in, my trial selfie tradition has devolved into a post-court, back in hotel comfies, selfie, to tell if it was a good day (flat hair) or bad day (glorious, curly, amazing hair full of body).
November 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM