Catamitey Damacy
@onspectrumwarrior.bsky.social
It's June! She/Her
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I have a thread here of things that made me recoil from my phone and I just want to say this is the opposite. This is what the internet is supposed to be. I open a magic box that connects me to everything on earth and meet a mud eating bird named Timberdoodle who screams "I DANCE, BOUNCE AND STRUT!"
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I have a thread here of things that made me recoil from my phone and I just want to say this is the opposite. This is what the internet is supposed to be. I open a magic box that connects me to everything on earth and meet a mud eating bird named Timberdoodle who screams "I DANCE, BOUNCE AND STRUT!"
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Threads director Mick Jackson has expressed worry over the upcoming remake’s focus on finding “hope even in the most challenging of times.”
“That one phrase worried me,” he tells Empire. “Hope is not part of nuclear war.”
Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
“That one phrase worried me,” he tells Empire. “Hope is not part of nuclear war.”
Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
February 9, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Threads director Mick Jackson has expressed worry over the upcoming remake’s focus on finding “hope even in the most challenging of times.”
“That one phrase worried me,” he tells Empire. “Hope is not part of nuclear war.”
Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
“That one phrase worried me,” he tells Empire. “Hope is not part of nuclear war.”
Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
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“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
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thinking about Willis Jeep flatpack logistics
February 11, 2026 at 3:07 PM
thinking about Willis Jeep flatpack logistics
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remembered i made this
February 10, 2026 at 1:20 PM
remembered i made this
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Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way
February 9, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way
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this happened to my buddy john
The King who came from the South.
February 9, 2026 at 6:22 PM
this happened to my buddy john
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fcuk
Apparently the zombocom domain expired yesterday and was presumably bought out by some other jackass who launched this vibe-coded IMPOSTOR
February 9, 2026 at 5:43 AM
fcuk
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small crab eating a grape (important)
February 8, 2026 at 6:16 AM
small crab eating a grape (important)
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"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide
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Speed Racer is as real as it gets
February 8, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Speed Racer is as real as it gets
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who would win
use your hand like your primate ancestors have done for millenia to great result
the police pig peanis pleasurer
use your hand like your primate ancestors have done for millenia to great result
the police pig peanis pleasurer
ACAB includes the guy who invented the Fleshlight
February 8, 2026 at 4:27 AM
who would win
use your hand like your primate ancestors have done for millenia to great result
the police pig peanis pleasurer
use your hand like your primate ancestors have done for millenia to great result
the police pig peanis pleasurer
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One of the tragedies about setting Maidens in the 1980s is that the boys wouldn't be familiar with the visual language of modern pornography. That is to say, it would be hot for Timo to get fucked in an anal full nelson, but that would lack verisimilitude.
October 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
One of the tragedies about setting Maidens in the 1980s is that the boys wouldn't be familiar with the visual language of modern pornography. That is to say, it would be hot for Timo to get fucked in an anal full nelson, but that would lack verisimilitude.
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this is my wretched child scrunt, im teaching him to fire a gun and then he'll be humanity's problem
"The Last Baby Will Be Born in 2012 and, Worse, He'll Look Like This."
A 1913 news article suggested that a decline in birth rates and social changes, such as women entering the workforce and fewer people marrying, would lead to a "neuter type" of human and eventually, the end of the human race.
A 1913 news article suggested that a decline in birth rates and social changes, such as women entering the workforce and fewer people marrying, would lead to a "neuter type" of human and eventually, the end of the human race.
February 7, 2026 at 3:01 AM
this is my wretched child scrunt, im teaching him to fire a gun and then he'll be humanity's problem
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sorry but anytime I come across any puppy play online I think of this tweet
February 6, 2026 at 2:48 PM
sorry but anytime I come across any puppy play online I think of this tweet
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(james bond stood behind you in greggs) the cornish pashty. a reashonable choisch. id have shaid a good spischy vegetable curry bake was more your shtyle. (james bond grabbing your shoulder amorously) hot and crumbly
February 6, 2026 at 3:32 PM
(james bond stood behind you in greggs) the cornish pashty. a reashonable choisch. id have shaid a good spischy vegetable curry bake was more your shtyle. (james bond grabbing your shoulder amorously) hot and crumbly
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why does he squeak like a doggie chew toy every time he kicks
Holy shit you gotta see how fucking soy this Nazi white supremacist Jake Lang looks doing little baby kicks to knock over an ice sculpture lmaooooo
February 6, 2026 at 4:56 PM
why does he squeak like a doggie chew toy every time he kicks