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im the donut man

@nutsling.bsky.social

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mens microbikini enthusiast and proud #Christian father of three beautiful girls | mil-spec tactical himbo | i write about the intersection of politics and my butthole | the CEO of Bluesky blocks exactly one account and this is it | autumnal #bouncebois

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im the donut man @nutsling.bsky.social · Jun 14

people will stop me on the street and ask 'why is the nutsling red'? my friend, it represents the blood of our fallen comrades

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im the donut man @nutsling.bsky.social · 2h

all i really wanted was to come home and sink an hour into blade chimera but i guess im going straight to bed, putting a whole other entire work shift in between

im the donut man @nutsling.bsky.social · 2h

one of many cool things about being a guy is when you are standing at the toilet working your muscles trying to drain your bladder before bed you can instead give yourself a minor spinal injury

im the donut man @nutsling.bsky.social · 2h

huh???

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boo-anon shaman 👻️ @esvrld.bsky.social · 1d

YUGGOTHIC DELUSIONS OGDO is out!
ꙮ interview with the cybersmith
ꙮ lloigor sélavy goes squamous
ꙮ our tribute to charlie kirk
ꙮ sri siddhan reveals the secrets of death
ꙮ art by davey, panopticon rose, and serpent messiah
ꙮ and more!

GET IT WHILE YOU CAN: xn--xx8a.run

a magazine cover. foreground shows blue-black jagged rocks with a canyon winding its way thru them. behind the rocks rises a green pyramid, patterned with darker and lighter circles, which seems to glow slightly. behind the pyramid a blue-black mountain peak can be seen. the background is complex black, purple, and pink swirls and eddies. masthead at the top left-hand corner reads, in narrow sans-serif type, 'yuggothic delusions ogdo'. the first 'o' is stylised as a cyrillic multiocular o

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 15h

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

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im the donut man @nutsling.bsky.social · 3h

no, it isn’t.

im the donut man @nutsling.bsky.social · 3h

the best part about being only middlingly funny online is you are hilarious to normies (they roll their eyes and generally avoid looking at you altogether)

im the donut man @nutsling.bsky.social · 4h

staircase got you feature film length shook

im the donut man @nutsling.bsky.social · 4h

the chicken cordon bleu is the pinnacle of fast food menu items, wrap it up taco bell

im the donut man @nutsling.bsky.social · 4h

fun fact: every arby’s establishment is haunted by the ghost of mr. arby himself. the lobby is open until 10pm for no reason other than to exhaust his restless spirit

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im the donut man @nutsling.bsky.social · 13h

idc

im the donut man @nutsling.bsky.social · 16h

wanna know where i’m NOT being censored??mastodon

im the donut man @nutsling.bsky.social · 16h

getting zero traction after removing my ‘problematic’ pfp

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im the donut man @nutsling.bsky.social · 16h

i am so full of doodoo

im the donut man @nutsling.bsky.social · 16h

do you want your group chats to be public? then you don’t want bluesky touching them

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im the donut man @nutsling.bsky.social · 16h

ohhhhhh

im the donut man @nutsling.bsky.social · 19h

jones failing to get trump to uncash this check is a) you’re out of the circle of influence b) welcome 2 politics babie

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 19h

WASHINGTON (AP) — Supreme Court rejects Alex Jones' appeal of $1.4 billion judgment for calling Sandy Hook school shooting a hoax.

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im the donut man @nutsling.bsky.social · 19h

you cant make me go to work

im the donut man @nutsling.bsky.social · 19h

this is basically what destroying public education does

im the donut man @nutsling.bsky.social · 23h

duh, obviously

im the donut man @nutsling.bsky.social · 1d

bob barker innocent

bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 1d

Oh cool, got the rude label added to my account so I guess I’m just stuck in the shadow realm

im the donut man @nutsling.bsky.social · 1d

sonic the hedgehog famously has low t

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im the donut man @nutsling.bsky.social · 1d

you could dial 999-<last four digits of your own phone number>, hang up and your phone would immediately ring and when you picked it up there was this terrifying haunting tone on the line. then you’d hang up and everything was normal again. never figured out what that was for (diagnostics i guess?)

Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 1d

My best friend when I was five years old had the number 653-0567. You didn’t need area codes back then for local calls. That’s not the only number I remember.

bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 1d

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

im the donut man @nutsling.bsky.social · 1d

firin off my blunderbussy

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im the donut man @nutsling.bsky.social · 1d

homer won the long game