nutsling
@nutsling.bsky.social
mens microbikini enthusiast and proud #Christian father of three beautiful girls | mil-spec tactical himbo | i write about the intersection of politics and my butthole | the CEO of Bluesky blocks exactly one account and this is it | autumnal #bouncebois
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nutsling
@nutsling.bsky.social
· Jun 14
people will stop me on the street and ask 'why is the nutsling red'? my friend, it represents the blood of our fallen comrades
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rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
a man cannot be denied his jams
November 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
a man cannot be denied his jams
no YOURE an eight piece tender meal
November 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
no YOURE an eight piece tender meal
hope y’all had some nice meats and vegetables
November 28, 2025 at 8:17 AM
hope y’all had some nice meats and vegetables
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I just got jumped at the mall by 6 white women black friday is back baby
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I just got jumped at the mall by 6 white women black friday is back baby
stumbled into Seiko Modding AliExpress and now i want to fuck around with a watch for no reason other than to do it, i don’t even like wearing a watch
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
stumbled into Seiko Modding AliExpress and now i want to fuck around with a watch for no reason other than to do it, i don’t even like wearing a watch
i am no longer shouting out this person yall worse than the shitlibs
shout out to whoever put me in this hardcore gay sex starter pack and getting ya boi over 1k
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
i am no longer shouting out this person yall worse than the shitlibs
j— just now, we’re feeling that?
At a certain point, all the Nuzzi/Lizza/RFK/Sanford/whatever stuff starts to feel like we're all being forced to participate in some weird fetish of the media elite.
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
j— just now, we’re feeling that?
*british voice* ewps, d queen saw me fanny
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
*british voice* ewps, d queen saw me fanny
i remember vividly a Hot Girl from high school was telling everyone she was fast tracked to become some kind of aid for some representative in DC, she had to be sixteen or seventeen, and it just occurred to me that means she has done some sick freak sex shit
November 22, 2025 at 6:48 AM
i remember vividly a Hot Girl from high school was telling everyone she was fast tracked to become some kind of aid for some representative in DC, she had to be sixteen or seventeen, and it just occurred to me that means she has done some sick freak sex shit
still waiting
nutsling needs a scepter
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 AM
still waiting
i could not cum to this
The bamboo metaphor is back: Ryan Lizza has dropped Part 2.
Below are the opening paragraphs, but most of it is behind a paywall.
(My apologies in advance.)
Below are the opening paragraphs, but most of it is behind a paywall.
(My apologies in advance.)
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 AM
i could not cum to this
without downloading new pics what’s it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
without downloading new pics what’s it like dating you?
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YES Boris Johnson was voring a SoundCloud rapper. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 AM
YES Boris Johnson was voring a SoundCloud rapper. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
a lot of people admitting they don’t understand what reviews are right now
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
a lot of people admitting they don’t understand what reviews are right now
what about a man in a bikini does that also require a content warning,,bluesky,,
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
what about a man in a bikini does that also require a content warning,,bluesky,,
people love to tie Trumps win in 2016 back to Lowtax banishing ADTRW which begat 4chan (and they’re right, it’s funny), but i think what really kicked things off was the “Reddit Decides Whether It Want To Host r/picsofdeadkids Or Not” event
November 19, 2025 at 8:37 AM
people love to tie Trumps win in 2016 back to Lowtax banishing ADTRW which begat 4chan (and they’re right, it’s funny), but i think what really kicked things off was the “Reddit Decides Whether It Want To Host r/picsofdeadkids Or Not” event
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BREAKING: Former stand-up comedian Louis CK deported by ICE
November 18, 2025 at 6:35 AM
BREAKING: Former stand-up comedian Louis CK deported by ICE
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Bad Dragon dildo + rawdogging = civic virtue
November 17, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Bad Dragon dildo + rawdogging = civic virtue
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Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
shout out to whoever put me in this hardcore gay sex starter pack and getting ya boi over 1k
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 AM
shout out to whoever put me in this hardcore gay sex starter pack and getting ya boi over 1k