nutsling
@nutsling.bsky.social
mens microbikini enthusiast and proud #Christian father of three beautiful girls | mil-spec tactical himbo | i write about the intersection of politics and my butthole | the CEO of Bluesky blocks exactly one account and this is it | autumnal #bouncebois
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nutsling
@nutsling.bsky.social
· Jun 14
people will stop me on the street and ask 'why is the nutsling red'? my friend, it represents the blood of our fallen comrades
*british voice* ewps, d queen saw me fanny
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
*british voice* ewps, d queen saw me fanny
its odd how good people feel shame and regret for accidentally improving the surroundings for everyone around them
my headphones disconnected while my phone volume was maxxed out and i needed to extricate myself from the lat pull machine so for several beautiful moments the entire weight room of this gym was blessed with the dulcet sounds of sleep’s dopesmoker
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
its odd how good people feel shame and regret for accidentally improving the surroundings for everyone around them
i remember vividly a Hot Girl from high school was telling everyone she was fast tracked to become some kind of aid for some representative in DC, she had to be sixteen or seventeen, and it just occurred to me that means she has done some sick freak sex shit
November 22, 2025 at 6:48 AM
i remember vividly a Hot Girl from high school was telling everyone she was fast tracked to become some kind of aid for some representative in DC, she had to be sixteen or seventeen, and it just occurred to me that means she has done some sick freak sex shit
still waiting
nutsling needs a scepter
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 AM
still waiting
i could not cum to this
The bamboo metaphor is back: Ryan Lizza has dropped Part 2.
Below are the opening paragraphs, but most of it is behind a paywall.
(My apologies in advance.)
Below are the opening paragraphs, but most of it is behind a paywall.
(My apologies in advance.)
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 AM
i could not cum to this
without downloading new pics what’s it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
without downloading new pics what’s it like dating you?
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YES Boris Johnson was voring a SoundCloud rapper. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 AM
YES Boris Johnson was voring a SoundCloud rapper. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
a lot of people admitting they don’t understand what reviews are right now
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
a lot of people admitting they don’t understand what reviews are right now
what about a man in a bikini does that also require a content warning,,bluesky,,
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
what about a man in a bikini does that also require a content warning,,bluesky,,
people love to tie Trumps win in 2016 back to Lowtax banishing ADTRW which begat 4chan (and they’re right, it’s funny), but i think what really kicked things off was the “Reddit Decides Whether It Want To Host r/picsofdeadkids Or Not” event
November 19, 2025 at 8:37 AM
people love to tie Trumps win in 2016 back to Lowtax banishing ADTRW which begat 4chan (and they’re right, it’s funny), but i think what really kicked things off was the “Reddit Decides Whether It Want To Host r/picsofdeadkids Or Not” event
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BREAKING: Former stand-up comedian Louis CK deported by ICE
November 18, 2025 at 6:35 AM
BREAKING: Former stand-up comedian Louis CK deported by ICE
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Bad Dragon dildo + rawdogging = civic virtue
November 17, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Bad Dragon dildo + rawdogging = civic virtue
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Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
shout out to whoever put me in this hardcore gay sex starter pack and getting ya boi over 1k
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 AM
shout out to whoever put me in this hardcore gay sex starter pack and getting ya boi over 1k
your Cool friend: ooh, honey, ‘leftist’? no, the preferred nomenclature is ‘Person of Objective Correctness’
i think it’s time to retire “online leftists” and start using “people who are constantly proven right about everything all of the time”
November 16, 2025 at 6:06 AM
your Cool friend: ooh, honey, ‘leftist’? no, the preferred nomenclature is ‘Person of Objective Correctness’
i think it’s time to retire “online leftists” and start using “people who are constantly proven right about everything all of the time”
November 16, 2025 at 6:01 AM
i think it’s time to retire “online leftists” and start using “people who are constantly proven right about everything all of the time”
does this really need to be explained
hey I think maybe someone needs to say out loud that actually sucking another man’s dick is literally fine whereas raping children is instant death, like are we maybe not doing this one *just right*?
November 16, 2025 at 5:02 AM
does this really need to be explained
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MAGA hat, that’s now the pedophile hat. Trump flag, that’s the pedophile flag, Fox News, that’s the pedophile channel, the secret service, oh you mean the pedophile praetorian guard? Diet Coke… people are starting to call it pedophile fuel
November 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
MAGA hat, that’s now the pedophile hat. Trump flag, that’s the pedophile flag, Fox News, that’s the pedophile channel, the secret service, oh you mean the pedophile praetorian guard? Diet Coke… people are starting to call it pedophile fuel
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girl at work ran up to me today and asked if i heard about trump sucking off clinton and my immediate reaction was “wtf” and second reaction was “is this just the gay putin/trump bullshit again” and now that im home im having a different third reaction
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
girl at work ran up to me today and asked if i heard about trump sucking off clinton and my immediate reaction was “wtf” and second reaction was “is this just the gay putin/trump bullshit again” and now that im home im having a different third reaction
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do the normies finally understand that everything is gay now and donald trump is gay and bill clinton is gay and politics is literally just self-hating gay people outgay-ing each other for show and then vacationing on private islands so they can be their real selves (gay)
November 15, 2025 at 5:49 AM
do the normies finally understand that everything is gay now and donald trump is gay and bill clinton is gay and politics is literally just self-hating gay people outgay-ing each other for show and then vacationing on private islands so they can be their real selves (gay)