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Carly
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Philly sports and politics. War is bad, actually
she/her 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
Looking at the gaps in the Christmas tree branches has my OCD like
a cartoon character is wearing a pink hat and making a funny face
Alt: a cartoon character is wearing a pink hat and her eye is twitching
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November 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Me, the day after an Eagles game
November 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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I don’t look very happy in this image.
November 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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"whats the wifi password"
"spaff on me minge"
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
It’s not like there’s a big dog bed RIGHT THERE or anything
November 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Siri, why do the Eagles suck again
November 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Neighbor: what are you making today?

Me: carbs
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
If anyone else needs it, I’ll be lighting up a joint out back in 5
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Yo the balloon art for this presentation is fucking awesome, look at the Turkey
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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good to know!
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Hope everyone is having as great of a night as Shelby is
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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lol sign worked
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Of course he did, they’re white
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Anyway, if you're in Philly, off tomorrow, and interested in answering trivia questions slurred and/or yelled into a microphone by someone who's salty af because of recent occurrences in The Sports, Quizzo starts at 8:30.
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Newborns cannot get vaccinated for whooping cough until they are two months old.

So it is up to adults who plan to be around newborns to get those Tdap shots—and new parents need to encourage family members who plan to be around a newborn to get Tdap shots, too.
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
*Beastie Boys riff*

No COOKING ‘til
dun-nuh duh-duh duh duh duh duh duh-nuh
THANKSGIVING!!!
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Some fun Death Metal drama that’s fun to follow is the band Vitriol in which for a second time in back to back years has resulted in band members leaving during a tour. This time the entire band left the singer/lead guitarist at a gas station in VT
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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THE GROUND HOG IS BACK
Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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i love this idea
Perhaps like me you don't live in Portland, ME, but often wish you did. Maybe one reason (as for me) is Tandem Coffee, whose pie is superb. They are raising money for Wayside Food Programs in Maine - you get their pie dough recipe for a donation of $5 or more: www.tandemcoffee.com/products/pie...
Pie Dough (Recipe) For The People
A digital recipe. The foundation of something good. A way to help. Happy holidays! We've made this video to help you through one of the most important parts of a homemade feast—the pie crust. Tandem h...
www.tandemcoffee.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Now at $99,495... I'm gonna go ahead and call that $100k. Thank you, thank you, thank you all. You spread so much hope and joy. 💚
🎁🎁 $98,239 🎁🎁

It's a wrap! I am laughing & tearing up. $98K over a weekend directly to kids & young adults in ways of immeasurable, long-term impact. Thank you, sincerely, to those who donated, shared, made it a dang game, pooled resources or just plain made us smile 💙

@onesimplewish.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Wow this is bad.
CPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using Batteries for E-Bikes from Rad Power Bikes Due to Fire Hazard; Risk of Serious Injury or Death www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
My son presented me with a Christmas list.

I shopped the Christmas list online.

Tariffs added $400 to the total.

I did not buy the items on the Christmas list.
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
You made Jerry Jones HAPPY!!!

Unforgivable. Go home and think about what you’ve done. Shame.
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM