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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 18h

"Wait, I can explain..."

Wyoming Man Found With 30 Eyeballs In His Anal Cavity

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 17h

It’s not what it looks like

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 1d

🎵it’s the remix to ignition
DIYer edition
I have to change the supply hose
Under the sink in my kitchen🎵

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · Sep 21

I didn't finish optometry school but I did make a lot of contacts.

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · Nov 21

I don’t do anything illegal without the express written consent of Major League Baseball

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 2d

Sorry I missed your text. I was warming up in the bullpen for the Seattle Mariners

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 2d

you're a better man than I

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 2d

Bustin' makes me feel good. For a time...

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 3d

Vaxxed?

Shams Charania Tweets @shamsbot.bsky.social · 3d

Loyola University Chicago's Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt has passed away at 106 years old. She was a Catholic nun, campus minister and official chaplain of the Ramblers men's basketball team. RIP.

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 3d

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 3d

Recent studies have shown that circumcised people have many employment-related strengths that should be recognized and valued by more employers

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 3d

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 3d

🎵Just like the right wing chud
sings a song sounds like he's singin
wah baby wah, said wah🎵

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 3d

Jesus Christ: Into The Multiverse
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Page Six @pagesix.com · 4d

Mel Gibson’s ‘Passion of the Christ’ sequel to star new Jesus, cast

Gibson's long-gestating sequel will start shooting in Rome, but with a completely new cast, an insider told Page Six.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 3d

Wolf being absolutely destroyed in Jeopardy by Andy Richter

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · Oct 1

FARMER: pumpkins?
GUY ABOUT TO lNVENT HALLOWEEN: pumpkins

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 6d

Writing for theonion.com has been a dream of mine for a long time and it finally came true! Two of my jokes are in the latest issue. Still waiting to hear if I 'passed' my trial, but either way I'm thrilled and honored to be published by the best humor site/newspaper on Earth

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duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 6d

If you're a brilliant forensic psychiatrist but also a cannibalistic serial killer who consults the FBI on high-profile unsolved cases, just go ahead and unfollow me