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Alan Cumberland
@notenoughcrows.bsky.social
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Neurodivergent and unpleasant
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#bantersky enthusiast

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Alan Cumberland @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 15d
Can see this being useful over the next year or so
Mr Bobby with text reading: maybe your party could be less shit? Vote shaming doesn't work It just makes us t and your partute Politicians aren't owed our votes THEY EARN THEM
notenoughcrows.bsky.social
Body temperature is apparently 35.5 🎉🤒🛏️
February 3, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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hooved-mammal.bsky.social
of all the disgusting media frauds feigning outrage now, @jonsopel1.bsky.social is surely one of the most despicable
February 3, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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davecakes.bsky.social
Love that thing people do when they own fascist by making them look fat in pictures. Love it. Because being fat is bad right? Or is it just funny?
February 3, 2026 at 11:08 AM
notenoughcrows.bsky.social
Why are they always saying stupid shit like this, who tf has been mailed by a poodle?

(The giant ones are probably physically capable but I'm not aware of it ever having happened)
February 3, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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giftmacher.bsky.social
The real problem with Epstein and Mandelson is it shows how fundamentally corrupt and broken our system is. One person's network reached its corrupt tendrils far and wide because lib democracy is anything but democratic. It lauds money and the people who have it and does little else.
February 3, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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zackpolanski.bsky.social
If this all makes you angry,

They've been taking the piss out of all of us. This is what Labour do - protect the status quo, the powerful and the wealthy - no matter how awful the crimes.

We're building an alternative so we can put them in the bin:

Join.greenparty.org.uk
February 2, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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gammarae.design
Fun Harry Potter and JK Rowling Facts For Potterheads! Prince Andrew, photographed with underage girls with Jeffrey Epstein, was invited in 2025 to the set of the new Harry Potter show years after his implication with Epstein.. JK Rowling once described Lolita as a "tragic love story" in an interview. JK Rowling's team directly invited Jeffrey Epstein to the play "Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. Epstein was at least seen to be connected enough to Rowling for folks to go to him to be connected with her. Rowling once accidentally replied to a twitter post by a child's mom with hate speech copied into her clipboard. Rowling has used her Harry Potter money to aid in the legal expenses of white supremacists because she agreed with their transphobia as well as successful judicial attacks on children by the UK supreme court.
February 2, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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mxfrankduffy.bsky.social
✨HELLO HELLO I am having a big sale on my website for the month of February - 15% off all original limited-edition linoprints!

very grateful for any sharing!

#art #artsky #printmaking #witchsky shop.frankduffy.co.uk
"transgender goddexx destroys fascism" linoprint - a strange angelic creature astride London Cernunnos linoprint - green background linoprint of two birds of prey battling over a pomegranate Frank, a white nonbinary person, holding a linoprint of a golden stag
February 2, 2026 at 10:53 AM
notenoughcrows.bsky.social
Thinking about becoming a Wine Mom.
February 2, 2026 at 10:24 AM
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katamaridumassy.bsky.social
Imagine priding yourself on being an iconoclast, a brave truth-teller and free-thinker, and then finding out you’d been manipulated into holding those beliefs by the world’s most notorious paedophile. Embarrassing
February 2, 2026 at 10:02 AM
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ciaraioch.bsky.social
"February-isn't-Spring" people, remove the coloniser from your mind
"Imbolc or Imbolg, also called (Saint) Brigid's Day (Irish: Lá Fhéile Bríde, Scottish Gaelic: Là Fhèill Brìghde, Manx: Laa'l Breeshey), is a Gaelic traditional festival marking the beginning of spring."
February 1, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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misslucyp.bsky.social
CW:CSA

If I were in the labour party, looking at what's happening with the Epstein files in the US rn, I would start asking some pretty hard questions about the number of paedophiles arrested and convicted with links to the right wing of the Labour party.
February 1, 2026 at 6:33 PM
notenoughcrows.bsky.social
Howling at the description(I bought this top but not from this shop)
teleteeshirt.com/product/i-lo...
I Lost My Fucking Cat Extremely Poisonous Reward 1.50 And A Bag Of Chips T-shirts, hoodie, long sleeve, v-neck tee
Losing a beloved pet is a uniquely painful experience. The sharp pang of absence, the echoes of playful meows, and the vacant space where a furry friend once resided can be profoundly disheartening. I...
teleteeshirt.com
February 1, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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hypv.bsky.social
February 1, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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robertgalbraith.bsky.social
HMMMMMM now why would a person who runs a children's charity invite a known predator who ran a child trafficking network to party with them?
picklebee.bsky.social Beth 💜 @picklebee.bsky.social · 2d
JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner.

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov
February 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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picklebee.bsky.social
JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner.

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov
February 1, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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lamentablyawake.bsky.social
I know evil is a loaded term but I can't really think of any other way to describe people who think it's reasonable to create a simulacra of a dead person to sell things to their loved ones.

And The Atlantic is treating it as ~maybe~ unacceptable.
hypervisible.blacksky.app Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 2d
Folks have joked about this, but some people making these bots have actually considered it—targeted ads from your dead relative or loved one.
“s of last fall , You, Only Virtual was not yet profitable. It recently launched a free version of the product and is exploring ways to gain revenue from nonpaying users, perhaps by requiring that they watch a short ad before interacting with their dead loved one’s Versona, perhaps by integrating a marketing system into the interactions directly and having the bots drop targeted advertisements in the midst of their conversations. “It would not be crazy at all if there was a new John Wick movie coming out,” Harrison said, and “my mom made mention of it to me.” They were both fans of the franchise,” “Alex Quinn, the CEO of Authentic Interactions Inc., the parent company for the video-deadbot-generator StoryFile, told NPR in August that he is “absolutely interested” in finding ways to generate advertising revenue from interactions between living users and AI generations of the dead. He mentioned the possibility of inserting traditional advertisement breaks into the conversations, as well as training the bots to “probe for information,” such as a user’s favorite athlete and which jerseys they are most interested in buying—data that could then be sold back to advertisers.”
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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lexivenom.bsky.social
honestly, we think starmer has a terrible, stupid, embarrassing voice, like a seal sloppily eating a cabbage for reasons it doesn’t quite know, but have we considered that he’d be excellent at singing on rock outcroppings?

this is your sign to drop him off at a remote, uninhabited archipelago
February 1, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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anarchygoose.bsky.social
The fact that there is no real organised effort to inflict consequences on those in the Epstein files and they are instead just being used as political entertainment should tell you that none of our current democratic or justice systems are fit for purpose. Not one.
February 1, 2026 at 6:21 AM
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meemalee.bsky.social
“Revolutions Are Built on Hope.

That's Why I Believe Myanmar's Protesters Will Succeed”

I wrote these words just after the military coup in Myanmar that took place exactly five years ago and I still believe those words today (🧵)

time.com/5953413/myan...

#WhatsHappeningInMyanmar
A screenshot of the article I wrote for TIME magazine on the military coup in Myanmar and the Civil Disobedience Movement that followed.
February 1, 2026 at 9:44 AM
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downwithdan.bsky.social
This guy saw the ruthkanda post and said hold my beer
Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA 16h I am settling in for a showing of 'Melania' and the theater is PACKED! Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks. "Avatar? No, son," I curtly replied. "I don't watch woke movies. I'm here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady." The man's two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, "Daddy, we want to see Melania!" "But. But..." he stammered, "I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?" "No, no, NO," they said, now nearly shouting. "We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER." Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented. "Girls, I'm afraid you aren't the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife," I said, kneeling to get on their level. "Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it's been sold out for days." Tears began to well up in their eyes. "But..." I said in a hushed tone, "I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I'd like you and your dad to have them." They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile. I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. "Raise these girls right," I whispered. "Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don't let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?" He hugged me and thanked me profusely. "What are you going to do now?" He asked. "Don't worry about me, son," I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. "I've already got tickets to the next showing." Jan 31, 2026 • 2:52 AM UTC • 7,183 17 389 • 4,748 Il 2,337,368
January 31, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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junoryleejournalism.com
i am extremely proud to announce my latest journalism

this piece is about Tupac Amaru Shakur, the Black Panthers, COINTELPRO, and liberation

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i publish every other Thursday

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TUPAC AMARU SHAKUR | Artist, Rapper, and Son of a Black Panther “They got money for wars, but can’t feed the poor.” Read the Full Article January 29, 2026 . By Juno Rylee Schultz
January 30, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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theartdevil.bsky.social
the entire fucking campaign to smear trans people as predators that's made our lives a living hell for years and has killed thousands of us and sparked an ongoing attempted genocide is because of an elite billionaire pedophile cabal who didn't want to pay taxes, i'm crashing the fuck out right now
January 31, 2026 at 5:46 PM
notenoughcrows.bsky.social
Had a lovely afternoon of sheds and beef with @florilegia.bsky.social
A sizzling bowl of beef and rice 🥵 A sketchbook with really intricate drawings of scissors, a hole punch and some writing I can't read on this photo A drawing of a bracket that looks like a furious owl
January 31, 2026 at 5:20 PM